APR. 7, 2024 – I’m a toy?
A rarity for a site like this…we have a major episode update! After being “in the vault,” so to speak, for over thirty years, a full first draft of the “lost” Season 2 Larry Charles episode The Bet (also known as “The Gun”) has found its way online! So of course, we had to track everything from the episode – so for the first time since details of The Bet were first divulged on the Seinfeld DVD set twenty years ago, The Bet is now as complete as it probably ever will be! Enjoy!
FEB. 11, 2024 – I hear things!
Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on winning their fourth Super Bowl title, under the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip for the first time in history. What a moment for the Chiefs – they hit that high note in overtime, they said good night, and they walked off. That’s it for football this season – good night everybody!
DEC. 31, 2023 – He’s got nothin’!
It’s New Year’s Eve, Happy New Year, yada yada yada…I don’t have any material. I got nothin’ to say. See you next year.
DEC. 23, 2023 – Good thinking, Kruger.
We gather, yet again, for this thing we call Festivus. Do we have grievances? Certainly. Do we have strengths to feat? Absolutely. Will we smooth a silk sheet like we have a hot date with a babe? Quiet.
NOV. 22, 2023 – Hello maestro, how ’bout a beer?
Today marks the theatrical release of Maestro, seen by many to be an Oscar contender this year…whether Bradley Cooper is called maestro in social situations remains to be seen. But he is playing a maestro, and he is great.
NOV. 1, 2023 – But I don’t wanna be a cowboy!
Congratulations to the Texas Rangers on winning their first ever World Series title! Hopefully ya’ll get paid in a nice parade and some diamond rings, not in boots!
JUL. 4, 2023 – What the hell does that mean?!?
Today, we can proudly say that regardless of your politics, religion or personal belief, we can all come together in celebration and recognize the anniversary of one of the most consequential events in American history…we, of course, are referring to the debut of “The Seinfeld Chronicles.” Did you have something else in mind?
JUN. 29, 2023 – You’ll get yours in a minute.
Today we mark the 29th anniversary of the end of the vomit streak started on the 29th of June…which was previously also ended on the 29th…I lost my train of thought.
JUNE 14, 2023 – I’ve been smacking myself senseless!
Today we commemorate the 36th anniversary of the infamous “second spitter” incident at Shea Stadium. If only Kramer and Newman had a signal to denote they were in trouble. Chicken wing? Head patting?
JUNE 13, 2023 – Well, I had a dream, Jerry.
Our congratulations go out to both the Denver Nuggets and Vegas Golden Knights, winning their first NBA Championship and Stanley Cup on consecutive nights! You know what they say, the first title is the hardest one!
MAY 29, 2023 – Back to base, Joe!
We once again thank all of the brave men and women in the armed services this Memorial Day, from the lowly Army Petes who split in the rain, to the G.I. Joes who, presumably, do not. Mission accomplished!
MAY 14, 2023 – Magic time!
Hard to believe that today marks not only 25 years since “The Finale” aired, putting an end to a decade of Seinfeld on TV, but a whole decade since the launch of Maps About Nothing! Ten years of commemorating 15 years of nothing sure is something. Here’s to another decade, and many more, of anything, everything, something, nothing, who the hell cares?!? We are down, put us down!
MAY 5, 2023 – Oh, not a problem!
Happy Cinco de Mayo Sein-fans! Whether you wear men’s clothes, women’s clothes, or no clothes, be safe and enjoy!
VIEW NEWS ARCHIVE >
Click here to view archived news stories, starting from the site’s launch in May 2013.
Maps About Nothing. A global guide to Seinfeld. 