It all started on January 21, 2008 – watching “The Movie” for the umpteenth time, I figured it may be worthwhile someday to begin noting where the gang visited, where they talked about, noting the hardcore New York minutiae of “Seinfeld” to track down on my next visit, after partaking in the Kramer reality tour the previous December.

By May, 128 days later (but if you subtract showers and meals, it’s like 20 minutes), I had circled back through all 180 episodes to complete the list, with over 1600 entries throughout the five boroughs, in over 40 states, and across 70 countries in 6 continents.

But what to do with this information? After sitting idle for a few years, with life seemingly always getting in the way (new jobs, marriage, yada yada yada), the project was reborn, like a phoenix, rising from Arizona! In 2013, after crunching the data, templating a website, and re-watching a whole lot more “Seinfeld,” Maps About Nothing is here, for your reading pleasure.

Or rabid stalking obsession…not that there’s anything wrong with that.