JUN. 14, 2018 – I’m hit!

We meet again on this day to commemorate the infamous Mets-Phillies spitting incident of 1987. Nice game, pretty boy Keith Hernandez!

JUN. 8, 2018 – Put me down! I’m down!

Congratulations to the Golden State Warriors for winning their sixth (and second straight) NBA championship, defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers once again, this time in a sweep, for their fourth straight meeting in the finals…playing for everything, anything, something, nothing – who the hell cares?

But let’s not forget better things…like Season 10 of Comedians In Cars!!!

JUN. 7, 2018 – Just bring it in sideways and hook it!

Our congratulations go out to the Washington Capitals on winning the Stanley Cup for the first time in their 44 year history! The Cup should go straight to the Smithsonian…or at least in the dumpster behind the Smithsonian.

Oh, and also…Season 10 of Comedians In Cars!!!

MAY 28, 2018 – You wouldn’t last a day in the army.

Today, we honor those who suffered many a hot night, the mind racing, the ones who have a tough time keeping their feet dry when kicking in a skull. Sleep tight, mates!

MAY 14, 2018 – You look like you’re five years old!

Happy fifth anniversary to this lil’ interpose we call Maps About Nothing, and happy twentieth anniversary of The Finale! We plan to celebrate our wood anniversary by surrounding ourselves in wood, cause we need wood around us…whaddya tip a wood guy?

MAY 5, 2018 – Shove it.

Hola! It’s Cinco de Mayo everyone – get your hirachis on and get ready to dance and strut for two days!

FEB. 25, 2018 – Hamstring.

The 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea have wrapped, with the likes of Germany, Norway and Canada coming out the big winners…those guys, those are our kinda guys. Faces like a big apple pie!

FEB. 4, 2018 – Elaine, the song.

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on winning Super Bowl LII, their first championship since 1960! Glad to see the world can share the Eagles in at least one way…

DEC. 31, 2017 – Think again, long shanks!

A happy new year to all of our visitors and friends from around the world that have made 2017 another great year for Maps About Nothing. Let us rejoice as we start 2018 with Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee on Netflix on January 5, with a new season to follow! And don’t forget, you can never have too much ice!

DEC. 23, 2017 – It’s part of who you are.

As with every year on this date, we pay tribute to the great and almighty Festivus, as we air our grievances and showcase our strengths to close out another year…a particularly disappointing one this year, as there was no Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee announcement as there had been the past two years…well, we had some good times.

NOV. 1, 2017 – Look at that cute little bastard!

Congratulations to the Houston Astros on winning their first ever World Series title – those sons of bitches did of a hell of a job beating those bastards from Los Angeles!

OCT. 1, 2017 – A new level of nothing.

To celebrate Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee making its debut on Netflix soon, we took on Jerry’s first Netflix special, Jerry Before Seinfeld, capturing every detail of Jerry’s long-awaited return to New York’s historic Comic Strip!

JUL. 5, 2017 – What’s wrong with pal?

A very happy birthday both to the pilot episode (turning 28) and America (turning 241). To a wonderful show / country, a great pal, and more, we have copies of “The Collected Works Of Bette Midler” for you both!

JUN. 29, 2017 – Where can we look?

We reconvene again on June 29, to honour the death of a legendary fourteen year streak. For what, you may ask? Keeping the gastroentinetic peace in the inner bowels of Jerome Seinfeld. We must continue to move forward, and as always, look to the cookie…


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