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FEB. 4, 2018 – Elaine, the song.

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on winning Super Bowl LII, their first championship since 1960! Glad to see the world can share the Eagles in at least one way…


DEC. 31, 2017 – Think again, long shanks!

A happy new year to all of our visitors and friends from around the world that have made 2017 another great year for Maps About Nothing. Let us rejoice as we start 2018 with Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee on Netflix on January 5, with a new season to follow! And don’t forget, you can never have too much ice!


DEC. 23, 2017 – It’s part of who you are.

As with every year on this date, we pay tribute to the great and almighty Festivus, as we air our grievances and showcase our strengths to close out another year…a particularly disappointing one this year, as there was no Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee announcement as there had been the past two years…well, we had some good times.


NOV. 1, 2017 – Look at that cute little bastard!

Congratulations to the Houston Astros on winning their first ever World Series title – those sons of bitches did of a hell of a job beating those bastards from Los Angeles!


OCT. 1, 2017 – A new level of nothing.

To celebrate Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee making its debut on Netflix soon, we took on Jerry’s first Netflix special, Jerry Before Seinfeld, capturing every detail of Jerry’s long-awaited return to New York’s historic Comic Strip!


JUL. 5, 2017 – What’s wrong with pal?

A very happy birthday both to the pilot episode (turning 28) and America (turning 241). To a wonderful show / country, a great pal, and more, we have copies of “The Collected Works Of Bette Midler” for you both!


JUN. 29, 2017 – Where can we look?

We reconvene again on June 29, to honour the death of a legendary fourteen year streak. For what, you may ask? Keeping the gastroentinetic peace in the inner bowels of Jerome Seinfeld. We must continue to move forward, and as always, look to the cookie…


JUN. 14, 2017 – Never forget.

Thirty years since June 14, 1987, that tragic and fateful day in the left field stands


JUN. 12, 2017 – I’ve got to unlock this mystery!

Our congratulations go out to the Pittsburgh Penguins and Golden State Warriors on winning the Stanley Cup and NBA Championship, respectively – these teams keep winning so many titles, we wonder if they just have a closet full of trophies like Superman (or Christie) has outfits!?!


MAY 29, 2017 – You’re going in there soldier!

Wishing all members of the Armed Services a very happy Memorial Day today, honoring those who have served and continue to serve. The ones who get sent out into no man’s land, who get shot down and crawl all the way back. They can do it, I tell ya!


MAY 14, 2017 – You screwed me again, Costanza!

Happy fourth birthday to Maps About Nothing, also commemorating the 19th birthday of “The Finale” – just make sure you don’t keep our card under glass!


MAY 5, 2017 – No wonder we’re getting so much rain.

A long overdue hello, and a very happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone! Celebrate the day by going a little native…get the feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, nitty gritty!


FEB. 18, 2017 – Warren Frost, 1925-2017

Our condolences go out to the family of Warren Frost, the versatile character actor best known for his roles on Twin Peaks, Matlock, and for playing Mr. Ross on Seinfeld, who died in Vermont yesterday at the age of 91. We will miss you, Warren.


FEB. 5, 2017 – Enough with the bar already!

Congratulations to the New England Patriots for winning their fifth championship at Super Bowl LI! Safety school city for the win once again!


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