JUN. 14, 2019 – What a story!
Today marks thirty two years when *something* happened that changed us all in a deep and profound way front that day forward…
JUN. 13, 2019 – Producto de Peru?
Congratulations to the Toronto Raptors on winning their first ever NBA Championship! Now Canada can be proud for being known for more than just good ducks, knockoff cigars and lesser quarters!
JUN. 12, 2019 – You guys ready?
Congratulations to the St. Louis Blues on winning their first ever Stanley Cup! A devoted fanbase will be waiting for you at The Airport…just make sure not to send the Cup down the baggage claim chute!
MAY 27, 2019 – Anything you say she does!
Our thoughts go out today to everyone that has served, and has fallen, in the service of our country. We encourage you to join the army (they did!), but not to go AWOL (you shouldn’t), even if you are not having so much fun!
MAY 14, 2019 – Here, touch Golden Boy!
See this site, Maps About Nothing? Six years we’ve had this site, it’s our best one! We call it, “Golden Site!” The first site we load out of the browser! Also, “The Finale” is now 21 years old – no longer a boy, but today, a man!
MAY 9, 2019 – Jim Fowler, 1932-2019
Our condolences go out to the family of Jim Fowler, zoologist and host of Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, who famously guest-starred in “The Merv Griffin Show” in 1997. Thanks to him, we know so much more about the animal world around us, like that hawks eat squirrels, and Kramer may or may not have practically raised his kids.
MAY 5, 2019 – I’m Gladys Mayo.
Yet another happy Cinco de Mayo to you all! Well…almost all of you. Some of you really stick in our craw!
FEB. 3, 2019 – Ya gotta be tough! Boo!
Congrats again to the New England Patriots for winning their sixth championship at Super Bowl LIII…yada yada yada, we know that Tom Brady is so special, so great…really really great!
DEC. 31, 2018 – Sweet fancy Moses!
A very happy new year to all our friends, visitors and acquaintances for a joyous 2019 – here’s to those who wish us well, and those who don’t can go to hell!
DEC. 23, 2018 – You’ll get yours in a minute.
Once again, it is Festivus. You have once again all disappointed me, and I still have a lot of problems with you people, and now…I lost my train of thought.
OCT. 28, 2018 – He’s Keith Hernandez!
Congratulations to the Boston Red Sox on winning their ninth World Se…actually, no! There is nothing to celebrate, since this World Series was MISSING Keith Hernandez on Fox Sports! Come on, he won the MVP in ’79, he can do whatever he wants to! Nice job, pretty boys – George is gettin’ upset!
JUL. 15, 2018 – Maybe I’ll check out France!
Congratulations to France on winning their second World Cup title! You can be sure they are partying outside the Eiffel Towers (not the Tower, the apartment complex) in Paris tonight! If we find Joey’s dad in the celebration we’ll be sure to send a postcard!
JUL. 4, 2018 – That’s why we’re here in America!
What better way to celebrate both the land of the free’s birthday and the show of the nothing’s 29th anniversary on July 5 with a fresh batch of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee to soothe your holiday hangover this Friday, July 6! Check out Maps About Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee once you’ve had your first few cups!
JUN. 29, 2018 – That was the dry heaves.
Today we again commemorate the fourteen year vomit streak of Jerry Seinfeld, which began June 29, 1980 and was tragically cut short on February 3, 1994…and our-now six year streak of commemoration, which really isn’t such a long streak.
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