The Suicide (season 3, episode 15)
written by Tom Leopold, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: January 29, 1992
Jerry starts a relationship with a woman whose boyfriend falls into a coma after attempting suicide. Newman (Wayne Knight) appears and threatens to reveal the affair to the coma victim as soon as he recovers. George gives his dream vacation to Kramer after a psychic predicts a catastrophe.
Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.
Jerry gets awoken in the middle of the night by his neighbor, Gina, whose boyfriend attempts to commit suicide. Jerry, interested in Gina, later discusses “coma etiquette” with Kramer, who also has an interest in said etiquette, as Martin has Kramer’s vacuum cleaner.
CAYMAN ISLANDS (map)
George gets tickets to go to the Caymans, but after Elaine’s psychic tells him that harm will come to him if he goes, George gives the ticket to Kramer. Kramer ends up on the beach next to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot, where he plays nude backgammon with supermodels and gets stung by a jellyfish.
Kennebunkport, MAINE (map)
George tells Jerry of a dream he had, where he was doing standup in Kennebunkport (in front of Jerry’s suicidal neighbor, Martin) at a nightclub on a cliff, where comics were tossed over by the audience.
Metropolitan Hospital Center
1901 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
Where Jerry’s neighbor Martin is checked in after his suicide attempt, and Newman spills the beans on Jerry and Gina’s relationship. Elaine begins seeing hallucinations due to fasting, and attacks Newman for a Drake’s coffee cake (the full-size one).
New York, NEW YORK
Rula the psychic’s apartment, where she foresees trouble for George on his upcoming Cayman Islands vacation, and advises him not to go.