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DEC. 8, 2016 – PART XVI: HOW ABOUT ANOTHER FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US?!?

Sacamano Cup Winner: Your Face Is My Case (2x champs)
Final Standings:

1. Your Face Is My Case – 24 pts.
2. The Low Talkers – 23 pts.
3. Tyler Chicken Moonlighters – 22 pts.
4. The Spongeworthy – 21.5 pts.
5. The Sniffing Accountants – 9.5 pts.
6. Tobias Lehigh Nagy – 6 pts.

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AUG. 18, 2016 – PART XV: THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!

Special Categories: Summer Olympics
Sacamano Cup Winner: The Bookmen (3x champs)
Final Standings:

1. The Bookmen – 48 pts.
2. Jon Voight’s Car – 42 pts.
3. These Guys Are Bonkos! – 40 pts.
4. The Spongeworthy – 39.5 pts.
5. The Anguished Cry Of Pig Man Cries For Help – 39 pts.
6. Billy Mumphrey – 38.5 pts.
7. Serenity Now! – 38 pts.
8. Bananas On The Side! – 34 pts.
9. K-Uger – 32.5 pts.
10. Whoops Sniffing Accountants – 20.5 pts.
11. Sniffing Accountants. – 20 pts.
12. Shaky Mohels – 20 pts.
13. Smuckers, Rusty & Farfel – 10.5 pts.

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DEC. 16, 2015 – PART XIV: YET ANOTHER FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

Special Categories: Food & Drink
Sacamano Cup Winner: The Bookmen (2x champs)
Final Standings:

1. The Bookmen – 29 pts.
2. East River Swim Club – 26 pts. (won tiebreaker)
3. Bananas On The Side! – 26 pts.
4. Handsome Homeless – 24 pts.
5. Can’t Standyas (a.k.a. Baked Bean Teeth) – 21 pts.
6. Atomic Sub Captains – 19.5 pts.
7. The Spongeworthy – 19 pts.
8. I Had A Pony – 17 pts.
9. Man Hands And  The Situational Comedies – 15 pts.
10. Cosmo & Co. – 2 pts.

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JUL. 16, 2015 – PART XIII: FLAMING GLOBES OF SIGMUND!

Special Categories: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Sacamano Cup Winner: Famous Original Spongeworthy (6x champs)
Final Standings:

1. Famous Original Spongeworthy – 42 pts.
2. Jon Voight’s Car – 40 pts.
3. Two Mendy’s – 36.5 pts.
4. East River Swimming Club – 33 pts.
5. Aunt Baby – 30.5 pts.
6. Sven Jollies – 28 pts.
7. Breathtaking Babies – 20 pts.
8. The Cool Guys You Didn’t Know Lived In This Neighbourhood – 18 pts.

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APR. 23, 2015 – PART XII: OH, THE HUMANITY!

Special Categories: around the world
Sacamano Cup Winner: Bananas On The Side! (first-time champs)
Final Standings:

1. Bananas On The Side! – 41 pts.
2. East River Swimming Club – 38 pts.
3. The Spongeworthy – 37 pts.
4. My Wallet’s Gone! – 34 pts.
5. Major Players Of “The Big Game” – 32 pts.
6. Son Of Dad – 29 pts.
7. Team Improv – 16 pts.
8. Farfel & The Moops – 13 pts.
9. Shaky Mohels – 12 pts.
10. Space Pirates – 0 pts.

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FEB. 12, 2015 – PART XI: BOUTROS…BOUTROS…GHALI!

Special Categories: boyfriends/girlfriends, movies
Sacamano Cup Winner: East River Swimming Club (first-time champs)
Final Standings:

1. East River Swimming Club – 40 pts.
2. The Spongeworthy – 38 pts.
3. Happy Pappy – 36 pts.
4. K-Uger – 35 pts.
5. Is It February Or Feb-You-Ary… – 30 pts.
6. No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel – 28 pts.
7. Changsteins – 26 pts.
8. Marble Ryes – 24 pts.
9. Uromisotisis – 21 pts.
10. Kenny Roasters – 19 pts.

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DEC. 2, 2014 – PART X: ANOTHER FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

Special Categories: songs
Sacamano Cup Winner: Jon Voight’s Car (5x champs)
Final Standings:

1. Jon Voight’s Car – 31 pts.
2. The Children’s Alliance – 29 pts.
3. Lemon Tree – 26 pts. (won tiebreaker)
4. Friends O’ Clyde – 26 pts.
5. The Spongeworthy – 24 pts.
6. Scandals & Animals – 24 pts.
7. Son Of Dad – 22 pts.
8. Vegetable Lasagna – 18 pts.
9. I Had A Pony – 16 pts.
10. Bovary – 15 pts.

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AUG. 28, 2014 – PART IX: SODA! IT’S BUBBLY! IT’S REFRESHING!

Special Categories: Newman, celebrities
Sacamano Cup Winner: The Spongeworthy (5x champs)
Final Standings:

1. The Spongeworthy– 45 pts.
2. Jon Voight’s Car – 42 pts.
3. Male Mammals, Approximately 30-60 Years Of Age, Weight…Indeterminate – 35 pts.
4. Nurse Paloma – 28 pts.
5. I Had A Pony – 23 pts.
6. Able Mentally Challenged Adults – 10 pts.
7. The Sidlers – 4 pts.

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JUN. 12, 2014 – PART VIII: HAPPY BIRTHDAY? NO SUCH THING…

Special Categories: Mr. Pitt, talk shows
Sacamano Cup Winner: Famous Original Spongeworthy (4x champs)
Final Standings:

1. Famous Original Spongeworthy– 40.5 pts.
2. The Team That Lost The Fat Man And Is Running Lean – 39.5 pts.
3. Tippy Toe – 36 pts.
4. Billy Mumphrey’s Unbridled Enthusiasm – 35 pts.
5. Aunt Baby – 31.5 pts.
6. The Magic Loogies – 29 pts.
7. Son Of Dad – 24.5 pts.
8. Three Guys Chewing Gum – 24 pts.
9. I Had A Pony – 17 pts.
10. No Soup For You – 0 pts.

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APR. 10, 2014 – PART VII: SCANDALS & ANIMALS

Special Categories: Morty & Helen Seinfeld, religion
Sacamano Cup Winner: John Voight’s Car (4x champs)
Final Standings:

1. John Voight’s Car– 36.33 pts.
2. Jerry, It’s Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner’s Here, George Is Dead, Call Me Back – 33.5 pts.
3. The Rrrrribbon Bullies – 33 pts.
4. My Wallet’s Gone! My Wallet’s Gone! – 29 pts.
5. MA-Newer – 27.75 pts.
6. Son Of Dad – 25.33 pts.

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FEB. 13, 2014 – PART VI: TUB IS LOVE

Special Categories: David Puddy, dating & relationships
Sacamano Cup Winner: John Voight’s Car (3x champs)
Final Standings:

1. John Voight’s Car– 47 pts.
2. Good Night Jugdish – 40 pts.
3. Vorstein (formerly The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You) – 39 pts.
4. Scandals & Animals– 39 pts.
5. Manya’s Pony – 37 pts.
6. Jerry, It’s Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner’s Here, George Is Dead, Call Me Back – 35 pts.
7. My Name Is Magnus! – 26.5 pts.
8. Neon Dean’s – 24 pts.
9. Mr. & Mrs. Seinfeld, Party of 2 – 20.5 pts.
10. Del Boca Vista, Phase II – 16 pts.
11. Del Boca Vista – 11 pts.

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DEC. 19, 2013 – PART V: A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

Special Categories: Susan Ross, Festivus/holidays
Sacamano Cup Winner: John Voight’s Car (2x champs)
Final Standings:

1. John Voight’s Car– 37 pts.
2. Assistants To The Travelling Secretary – 34 pts.
3. Once, Twice…OH THE HUMANITY! – 30 pts.
4. The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You– 29 pts.
5. Aunt Baby – 27 pts.
6. The Braless Wonders – 26 pts.
7. The Van Buren Boys – 25 pts.
8. Sue Ellen & The Bubble Boys – 10 pts.

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OCT. 30, 2013 – PART IV: THE GHOST OF AUNT BABY

Special Categories: Uncle Leo, travels
Sacamano Cup Winner: The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You (3x champs)
Final Standings:

1. The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You (formerly The Spongeworthy)– 37 pts.
2. Tippy Toe– 28 pts.
3. The Braless Wonders – 26 pts.
4. Sack Lunch – 20 pts.
5. Police Benevolent Association Orchestra – 20 pts.
6. Aunt Baby – 20 pts.
7. Smog Stranglers – 16.5 pts.
8. Mandelbaums – 15 pts.
9. Next Stop Pottersville – 12.5 pts.
10. Not That There’s Anything Wrong With It – 5 pts.

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SEP. 19, 2013 – PART III: LOMEZ’S REVENGE!

Special Categories: Frank & Estelle Costanza, aliases/nicknames
Sacamano Cup Winner: John Voight’s Car (first-time champs)
Final Standings:

1. John Voight’s Car– 43.5 pts.
2. The Spongeworthy– 40.5 pts.
3. The Frasiers – 40 pts.
4. The Van Buren Boys – 38 pts.
5. The Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Tafts – 31 pts.
6. Seven – 29.5 pts.
7. Top Of The Muffin To You! – 28 pts.
8. Mike And Graham: An Erotic Journey From Dufferin To Pape – 20 pts.
9. Mandelbaums – 19.5 pts.

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JUL. 18, 2013 – PART II

Special Categories: Mr. Peterman, baseball
Featured Episode: The Switch
Sacamano Cup Winner: The Spongeworthy (2x champs)
Final Standings:

1. The Spongeworthy– 36 pts.
2. The Van Buren Boys – 34.5 pts.
3. Plaza Cable Table – 32.5 pts.
4. Aunt Baby – 27 pts.
5. The Human Fund – 26.5 pts.
6. Jugdish – 18 pts.
7. The Jerk Store – 16 pts.
8. Mulva! – 13 pts.
9. Mandelbaums – 11 pts.

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JUN. 12, 2013 – THE BEGINNING

Special Categories: Newman, world leaders
Featured Episode: The Sniffing Accountant
Sacamano Cup Winner: The Spongeworthy (inaugural champs)
Final Standings:

1. The Spongeworthy– 43 pts.
2. The Human Fund – 36 pts.
3. Snapple? – 35 pts.
4. The Van B. Boys – 34 pts.
5. 8-Ball – 33 pts.
6. The Juilliard Trained Dermatologists – 30 pts.
7. The Moops – 23 pts.
8. Penny Packers – 21 pts.
9. The Mackinaw Peaches – 19 pts.