Ever ponder who in the gang has logged the most miles throughout the history of Seinfeld? No? Well, ponder no more my friends – we here at Maps About Nothing have not-so-painstakingly done the math for you! We’ve calculated all of Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer’s travels over nine seasons around the world, to see who the true globetrotter of the gang is! A few notes about the math:
– all locations were calculated with the starting point of New York City (obviously), using Distance.to
– only locations beyond the New York City or Long Island limits were included in calculations
– visits mentioned as only being to states/countries were calculated as travel distance to the capital city of the respective location (i.e. a visit to Cuba is calculated to the distance to Havana, Cuba)
– locations in italics imply that they were visited before the events of the first episode

JERRY
Mumbai, India, via Sarajevo, Bosnia (“The Betrayal“) → 16,066 miles
Tuscany, Italy (“The Maestro“) → 8,334 miles
Los Angeles, California (“The Trip“) → 4,896 miles
Pines Of Mar Gables, Florida x2 (“The Money“) → 4,208 miles
Puerto Rico (“The Implant“) → 3,218 miles
Dallas, Texas (“The Mom And Pop Store“) → 2,740 miles
Miami, Florida (“The Label Maker“) → 2,186 miles
Pines Of Mar Gables, Florida (“The Pen“) → 2,104 miles
Pines Of Mar Gables, Florida (“The Cadillac“) → 2,104 miles
Del Boca Vista, Florida (“The English Patient“) → 2,104 miles
Del Boca Vista, Florida (“The Wizard“) → 2,104 miles
Minneapolis, Minnesota (“The Robbery“) → 2,034 miles
Memphis, Tennessee (“The Doll“) → 1,908 miles
Alabama (“The Maid“) → 1,786 miles
St. Louis, Missouri (“The Airport“) → 1,748 miles
Chicago, Illinois (“The Parking Garage“) → 1,426 miles
Chicago, Illinois (“The Dog“) → 1,426 miles
Chicago, Illinois (“The Limo“) → 1,426 miles
Lansing, Michigan (“The Seinfeld Chronicles“) → 1,124 miles
Buffalo, New York (“The Baby Shower“) → 586 miles
Williamsburg, Virginia (“The Pitch / Ticket“) → 558 miles
Vermont (“The Stock Tip“) → 512 miles
Latham, Massachusetts (“The Finale“) → 380 miles
Ithaca, New York (“The Diplomat’s Club“) → 352 miles
Thompson, Pennsylvania (“The Cadillac“) → 248 miles
Atlantic City, New Jersey (“The Chaperone“) → 192 miles
Catskill Mountains, New York (“The Glasses“) → 192 miles
Wappingers Falls, New York (“The Bubble Boy“) → 122 miles
Parsippany, New Jersey (“The Mom And Pop Store“) → 48 miles
Hartsdale, New York (“The Strongbox“) → 48 miles
Elizabeth, New Jersey (“The Parking Garage“) → 22 miles
TOTAL MILES TRAVELED → 66,192 miles

ELAINE
Yangon, Myanmar (“The Chicken Roaster“) → 16,836 miles
Hong Kong, China (“The Bookstore“) → 16,090 miles
Mumbai, India, via Sarajevo, Bosnia (“The Betrayal“) → 16,066 miles
Oslo, Norway via Rome, Italy (“The Butter Shave“) → 9,856 miles
European trip (London, Paris, Florence) (“The Pitch / Ticket“) → 8,732 miles
Tuscany, Italy (“The Maestro“) → 8,334 miles
England, United Kingdom (“The Soup“) → 6,930 miles
Mexico (“The Foundation“) → 4,180 miles
Puerto Rico (“The Implant“) → 3,218 miles
Cuba (“The English Patient“) → 2,620 miles
Pines Of Mar Gables, Florida (“The Pen“) → 2,104 miles
St. Louis, Missouri (“The Airport“) → 1,748 miles
Chicago, Illinois (“The Invitations“) → 1,426 miles
Rochester, New York (“The Deal“) → 502 miles
Medford, Massachusetts (“The Puerto Rican Day“) → 382 miles
Latham, Massachusetts (“The Finale“) → 380 miles
Towson, Maryland (“The Letter“) → 330 miles
Thompson, Pennsylvania (“The Pilot“) → 248 miles
Reading, Pennsylvania (“The Blood“) → 208 miles
Monticello, New York (“The Engagement“) → 162 miles
Wappingers Falls, New York (“The Bubble Boy“) → 122 miles
Westchester, New York (“The Parking Space“) → 60 miles
Elizabeth, New Jersey (“The Parking Garage“) → 22 miles
East Rutherford, New Jersey (“The Masseuse“) → 20 miles
TOTAL MILES TRAVELED → 100,576 miles

GEORGE
Mumbai, India, via Sarajevo, Bosnia (“The Betrayal“) → 16,066 miles
Paris, France (“The Raincoats“) → 7,262 miles
Los Angeles, California (“The Trip“) → 4,896 miles
Havana, Cuba (“The Race“) → 2,620 miles
Michigan (“The Merv Griffin Show“) → 1,124 miles
Detroit, Michigan (“The Implant“) → 962 miles
Akron, Ohio (“The Comeback“) → 788 miles
Boston, Massachusetts (“The Chinese Restaurant“) → 380 miles
Latham, Massachusetts (“The Finale“) → 380 miles
Atlantic City, New Jersey (“The Chaperone“) → 192 miles
Catskill Mountains, New York (“The Glasses“) → 192 miles
Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania (“The Apartment“) → 144 miles
Wappingers Falls, New York (“The Bubble Boy“) → 122 miles
Westchester, New York (“The Parking Space“) → 60 miles
Elizabeth, New Jersey (“The Parking Garage“) → 22 miles
TOTAL MILES TRAVELED → 35,200 miles

KRAMER
Tuscany, Italy (“The Maestro“) → 8,334 miles
Sweden (“The Letter“) → 7,862 miles
Los Angeles, California (“The Keys“) → 4,896 miles
El Paso, Texas (“The Merv Griffin Show“) → 3,804 miles
Cayman Islands (“The Suicide“) → 3,090 miles
Del Boca Vista, Florida (“The Wizard“) → 2,104 miles
Florida (“The Visa“) → 1,830 miles
Ohio (“The Bottle Deposit“) → 954 miles
Latham, Massachusetts (“The Finale“) → 380 miles
Atlantic City, New Jersey (“The Chaperone“) → 192 miles
Monticello, New York (“The Engagement“) → 162 miles
Westchester, New York (“The Bubble Boy“) → 60 miles
Parsippany, New Jersey (“The Mom And Pop Store“) → 48 miles
Hartsdale, New York (“The Strongbox“) → 48 miles
New Rochelle, New York (“The Dealership“) → 36 miles
Elizabeth, New Jersey (“The Parking Garage“) → 22 miles
East Rutherford, New Jersey (“The Masseuse“) → 20 miles
TOTAL MILES TRAVELED → 33,842 miles

YOUR WINNER – Elaine Marie Benes!