The Caddy (season 7, episode 12)

written by Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: January 25, 1996

Elaine’s nemesis, Sue Ellen Mischke, “the braless wonder,” causes her great stress. George’s abandoned car in the Yankee parking lot leaves Steinbrenner to think he’s dead. Contrary to Jackie Chiles’ legal counsel, Kramer’s golf caddy offers advice both on the green and in the courtroom.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine tells the gang about Sue Ellen Mischke, “the braless wonder,” who she discovers was the cause of Jerry and Kramer’s accident, and encourages them (with Stan The Caddy’s assistance) to sue her. Kramer later discovers that Jerry was with Sue Ellen, and they argue over each other’s intentions for the lawsuit.

Monk’s Café
Jerry catches George skipping out on work, where he tells Jerry he is heading to the Ross’ rebuilt cabin, as he believes actually being at work could only hurt his chances of being Assistant to the General Manager.

Yankee Stadium
George accidentally locks his keys in his car, leaving it at the stadium for almost a week…ending up with disastrous (and “fatal”) results.

MARYLAND (map)
Elaine mentions to Jerry that she grew up with Sue Ellen Mischke in Maryland.

J. Peterman
Sue Ellen Mischke visits Elaine at work wearing a bra as a top, sparking a fashion trend for Peterman, the “Gatsby Swing Top.”

Ross’ “47 Cabin” (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK (map)
George mentions the Rosses rebuilt the “47 cabin,” and George and Susan go for a getaway, where he realizes he needs Jerry to clear the flyers from his car, still stuck at Yankee Stadium.

Amoco
New York, NEW YORK
Jerry and Kramer take George’s car to be cleaned up, when they see Sue Ellen Mischke walking down the street in just a bra, causing them to crash while on the way back to the Bronx.

Jackie Chiles’ office
The Hippodrome, 1120 Sixth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 42nd Street – Bryant Park (B,D,F,M)
Kramer seeks Jackie’s counsel, this time in suing Oh Henry! (“it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!”) heiress Sue Ellen Mischke for causing a major car accident for wearing only a bra in public. “It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!”

Costanza House
Mr. Steinbrenner goes to tell the Costanzas of George’s death…and Steinbrenner gets the business from Frank for trading Jay Buhner.

NEW JERSEY (map)
In a deleted scene, Mr. Steinbrenner promises the Costanzas that he will move the Yankees to New Jersey (fulfilling his threat first mentioned in “The Hot Tub“), and name their new stadium the George Costanza Memorial Stadium, or the “Costanza Dome.”

Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
Kramer and Jackie recreate the infamous “if the glove doesn’t fit” testimony against Sue Ellen Mischke and the bra in question that caused Jerry and Kramer’s car accident.

W. 83rd St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
Jackie Chiles mentions that Jerry and Kramer spotted Sue Ellen Mischke at this corner without her bra, and their subsequent car accident happened here.