The Fusilli Jerry

621 - Fusilli Jerry

The Fusilli Jerry (season 6, episode 21)

story by Marjorie Gross & Jonathan Gross and Ron Hauge & Charlie Rubin, teleplay by Marjorie Gross, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: April 27, 1995

Elaine’s new boyfriend, Puddy, uses one of Jerry’s sexual moves. Kramer mistakenly receives vanity license plates that read “Assman.”


The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
The gang racks their brain on who the true “Assman” is. Kramer gives Jerry the “fusilli Jerry,” a pasta-shaped statue of him…which later ends up in the wrong orifice of Frank, who accidentally falls on it during a scrum with Kramer.

Monk’s Café
Elaine tells Jerry that he used his “move” on her, prompting Jerry to confront Puddy over putting a stop to using his patented move. Estelle tells George she is getting an eye job, as she, like George, is now “out there.”

Kramer mentions to the gang that Dr. Bakersol worked on a kid from Guatemala with no nose, and “turned him into Ricardo Montalban.”

Louis J. Lefkowitz State Office Building
80 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
Kramer visits the DMV for his new license plates…and becomes, according to the State of New York, “The Assman.”

Elaine’s Apartment
Puddy uses “the move” on Elaine that he learned from Jerry during their sacred auto shop man-talk.

Puddy’s auto shop
New York, NEW YORK

Jerry confronts Puddy for using his “move” on Elaine, prompting Puddy to tell Jerry to take his business elsewhere.

George’s Apartment
George finally masters “the move” on Nancy…but only by using crib notes. George on his “cheating”: “you know its not the SATs!”

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
Where Estelle gets her “eye job” done, and Kramer gives her a ride home (where he may or may not have “stopped short” with her). Thanks to the “Assman” plate, Kramer gets to park in the doctor’s lot, being a respected proctologist and all.

Costanza House
Where Estelle reveals to Frank that Kramer “stopped short” after her eye surgery, apparently stealing Frank’s move.

Manhattan East Medical Offices
225 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
Where Frank visits Dr. Cooperman for his “million-to-one shot” proctological exam to remove the “fusilli Jerry.”

Put it in the vault!

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