Florida

Florida

STATE OF FLORIDA

Nickname: The Sunshine State
Population: 21,477,737 (2019)
Capital: Tallahassee

FEATURED EPISODES

for episodes featuring Pines Of Mar Gables, click HERE for a full list.
for episodes featuring Del Boca Vista, click HERE for a full list.

Sarasota–Bradenton International Airport
6000 Airport Cir., Sarasota, FLORIDA
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“The Pony Remark”
Morty, upset he loses his Super Saver ticket due to Manya’s funeral, wants to try getting an army transport flight to a base in Sarasota. He later discovers the Army closed its Sarasota base, forcing him to pay full fare. Sarasota Army Airfield closed in 1947, and is now Sarasota–Bradenton International Airport.

Miami, FLORIDA (map)
“The Bet”
In the first draft of the abandoned script, Kramer claims he can still get half off airfare due to a professional discount he gets from his ex-brother-in-law, Dave Zweig, who is an airline mechanic in Miami.

Alice Wainwright Park
2845 Brickell Ave., Miami, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Pen”
Morty instructs Jerry with directions to go scuba diving, saying to go along Biscayne Blvd. (US Route 1) from Interstate 95. I-95 intersects with Rt. 1 (or Brickell Ave.) in this part of Miami, near Alice Wainwright Park.

Sullivan’s (NOT REAL)
FLORIDA
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“The Wallet”
Helen defends the sofa with the giant metal bar, because they bought it from Sullivan’s, “a good store.”

FLORIDA (map)
“The Visa”
Kramer is at a New York Yankees Baseball Fantasy Camp in Florida, which is cut short after Kramer accidentally punches Mickey Mantle.

FLORIDA (map)
“The Old Man”
Jerry mentions Florida in his opening monologue, joking that Spring Break was started thousands of years ago, when life expectancy was only 30, and people would thus move to Florida in their late teenage years.

Miami, FLORIDA (map)
“The Raincoats”
Kramer says he wants to ensure he buys handcream that Helen brings him from Saks Fifth Avenue the next time he is in New York, neglecting that Saks Fifth Avenue is located on 5th Avenue in New York. There are two Saks locations in the Miami area, one at Dadeland Mall (7687 North Kendall Dr.) and Bal Harbour Shops (9700 Collins Ave.).

Miami, FLORIDA (map)
“The Fire”
Jerry mentions a show in Miami that he had was cancelled, likely due to the scathing Leonard Christian review (thanks to Toby’s heckling).

FLORIDA (map)
“The Hamptons”
To teach Jane and Rachel the basics of “shrinkage,” George wears an extra-tight t-shirt that says “My parents visited Florida and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

Joe Robbie Stadium (now Hard Rock Stadium)
347 Don Shula Dr., Miami Gardens, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Label Maker”
Jerry tries to give away Super Bowl XXIX tickets (in “row F, in front of the Gs…hobnobbing with the Ds and Es!”) to George so he can be in the Drake’s wedding party. Jerry gives them to Tim Whatley, who gives one to Newman, later Elaine, and then back to Jerry. Whatley gives his other one to Newman, as “he’s in love” with Elaine. The San Francisco 49ers won Super Bowl XXIX, defeating the San Diego Chargers 49-26 on Jan. 29, 1995.

Royal Ambassador Hotel (now Dream Hotel South Beach)
1111 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Label Maker”
Tim gets this hotel for Elaine and himself during the Super Bowl…right “downtown”. Elaine requests 2 beds…”for 2 of us” to avoid sleeping with Tim.

Miami Beach, FLORIDA (map)
“The Scofflaw”
After seeing George with a toupee, Jerry tells him to “buy some white shoes, move down to Miami Beach, just get the whole thing over with.”

Walt Disney World
Lake Buena Vista, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Rye”
Dennis mentions he’s taking his family to Disney World when he asks Kramer to drive his hansom cab for a week.

FLORIDA (map)
“The Cadillac”
Jerry mentions Florida in his opening monologue, noting that the state flag of Florida should just be a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it, and the state motto is “drive slow, sit low.”

Boca Raton, FLORIDA (map)
“The Cadillac”
Morty says if he’s impeached as condo president, that he and Helen would have to move to Boca.

Scott’s Restaurant (NOT REAL)
FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Cadillac”
Where the Seinfelds go for dinner at 6 P.M., skipping the early bird, adding fuel to the fire of Morty’s alleged embezzling amongst the Del Boca Vista community.

FLORIDA (map)
“The Doll”
Frank tells George he wants to convert his old bedroom into a billiards parlor, since he is no longer moving to Florida.

Everglades, FLORIDA (map)
“The Fatigues”
Kramer mentions to Jerry that Lomez usually runs Jewish Singles Night, but Kramer is taking over since Lomez is in the Everglades.

Naples, FLORIDA (map)
“The Money”
The only condition of Jack’s selling back of the Cadillac to Jerry is that Jack gets to drive his wife Doris to Naples.

Alligator Alley (Interstate 75)
Naples, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Money”
Jack crashes the Cadillac into a swamp along Alligator Alley, submerging the car, and becoming the final resting place for both the Cadillac and The Pen.

Walt Disney World
Lake Buena Vista, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Money”
Frank, on potentially moving to Florida with Estelle: “you can drop a grand in Disney World like that!”

Exxon
Orlando, FLORIDA
 (map)
“The Reverse Peephole”
When trying to prove George doesn’t need everything in his overstuffed wallet, Jerry discovers a card for a free “Save The Tigers” poster from any Orlando-area Exxon station. As of this writing, there are 10 Exxon-Mobil stations in the city of Orlando.

Bob Sacamano Sr.’s
FLORIDA
(map)
“The Wizard”
In a deleted scene, Jerry visits a mute Bob Sacamano Sr. to fill his order of 20 “Willard” organizers at $50 a piece, as he cannot afford to buy 20 new Wizards at that price.

FLORIDA (map)
Curb Your Enthusiasm
George reveals to Amanda that his mother is living in Florida (perhaps in Del Boca Vista?), and he will break the news that they are back together to her, in the hopes that this will be the news that may finally kill her.

New York

New York State

STATE OF NEW YORK

Nickname: The Empire State
Population: 19,453,561 (2019)
Capital: Albany

FEATURED EPISODES

this list features only New York State locations, none in the New York City Metropolitan area – click HERE to search New York City locations.

Yonkers Raceway
810 Yonkers Ave., Yonkers, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Pony Remark”
Helen mentions she heard the son of a relative owns a few horses, trotters “like at Yonkers.”

Temple Of Music (NOW CLOSED)
34 Fordham Dr., Buffalo, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Bet”
In the abandoned script, Elaine holds a gun to her stomach and asks Jerry “Where do you want it, the Kennedy? The McKinley?” This is in reference to the assassination of U.S. President William McKinley, by a bullet to the stomach, in Buffalo on September 14, 1901.

Greater Rochester International Airport
1200 Brooks Ave., Rochester, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Bet”
In the abandoned script, George, acting as a reporter to question the stewardess Kramer supposedly slept with, introduces Elaine and Jerry as his wife Amanda and her cousin, who are “going to Rochester on the 1:15, and they’re a little early so they’d just like to listen.”

Lake George, NEW YORK (map)
“The Revenge”
Levitan is bragging to his friend about what he and his lover did “in” Lake George, which he videotaped.

Rochester, NEW YORK (map)
“The Deal”
Elaine mentions she believes her last “time” was in Rochester, when her hair was a lot shorter.

Buffalo, NEW YORK (map)
“The Baby Shower”
Jerry lets Elaine use his apartment while he is performing at a show in Buffalo.

White Plains, NEW YORK (map)
“The Stranded”
George picks Jerry’s medicine over his because it is made in White Plains instead of New Jersey.

Albany, NEW YORK (map)
“The Good Samaritan”
Elaine claims that Kramer is getting seizures due to Mary Hart’s voice, just like a woman in Albany.

Westchester, NEW YORK (map)
“The Parking Space”
Jerry loans George and Elaine his car so they can go to a flea market in Westchester.

Lighthouse Westchester County
170 Hamilton Ave., White Plains, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Pitch / Ticket”
Newman claims he was driving back from doing charity work (playing parcheesi with the blind) in Westchester when he was caught for speeding.

Westchester Country Club
99 Biltmore Ave., Rye, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Bubble Boy”
Kramer announces to Jerry and George he’s spending the weekend playing here, but the weekend is cancelled due to a tournament, and he goes to the Ross’ cabin instead.

Sanger House (NOT REAL)
Wappingers Falls, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Bubble Boy”
Jerry mentions the word “Falls” is in the name (likely Wappingers Falls, only a few miles from Hopewell Junction). Susan mentions the house is on the way to her father’s cabin.

Taconic State Parkway
NEW YORK
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“The Bubble Boy”
The gang is taking the Parkway to the Bubble Boy’s house, as Jerry and Elaine to keep up with a racing George and Susan.

I-90 / Thruway toll booth
East Chatham, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Bubble Boy”
George gives Susan money for the tolls, which are only at the end of the Taconic, which turns into the NY State Thruway eastbound in East Chatham.

Hopewell Junction, NEW YORK (map)
“The Bubble Boy”
Jerry and Elaine get off the Taconic at the Beekman Rd. / Hopewell JCT / Sylvan Lake exit into Hopewell Junction, which turns out to be right near the Sanger’s house.

café (NOT REAL)
Wappingers Falls, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Bubble Boy”
Intended to be down the road from the Sanger’s house, where Jerry signs a cheesy line for the waitress (“nothing’s finer than being in your diner”). This was filmed on the same set used for Reggie’s, the “Bizarro” coffee shop.

Ross’ “47 Cabin” (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK
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“The Bubble Boy”
Kramer acccidentally burns down the Ross’ family cabin with one of Mr. Ross’ cigars.

Westchester Country Club
99 Biltmore Ave., Rye, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Cheever Letters”
Kramer mentions he is no longer allowed here, as he can’t give the pro any more Cuban cigars, since they perished in the cabin fire. Kramer later heads up with his new Cuban friends Luis, Jorge and Umberto, as he now has an unlimited supply of Cubans coming his way.

Ross’ “47 Cabin” (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK
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“The Cheever Letters”
Mr. Ross mentions to George and Susan both of his parents died in that cabin, and that it holds tremendous sentimental value…and then discovers its burned down.

New York State Comptroller’s Office
110 State St., Albany, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Junior Mint”
George mentions he received a check from the Comptroller’s Office due to his donations as a student, which he decides to use to buy a painting from Roy.

Sanger House (NOT REAL)
Wappingers Falls, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Pilot”
The Sanger family from “The Bubble Boy” are shown watching the pilot at home.

Catskill Mountains, NEW YORK (map)
“The Glasses”
Jerry mentions George lost his glasses on their way back from the Catskills, and squinted his way from Wurtsboro to the Tappan Zee Bridge.

Wurtsboro, NEW YORK (map)
“The Glasses”
Jerry mentions George lost his glasses on their way back from the Catskills, and squinted his way from Wurtsboro to the Tappan Zee Bridge.

Tappan Zee Bridge (NOW CLOSED)
Tarrytown, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Glasses”
Jerry mentions George lost his glasses on their way back from the Catskills, and squinted his way from Wurtsboro to the Tappan Zee Bridge. The original was demolished in 2017 and a New Tappan Zee Bridge was constructed.

rock climbing
NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Stall”
Kramer and George make Tony take…a bit of a “tumble” while rock climbing.

Reggie’s (actually Munson Diner, NOW CLOSED)
12 Lake St., Liberty, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Soup”
Kramer confirms he’s dating Hildy, a “full figured gal” who is a waitress here, a rival to Monk’s Café. George, Elaine and Jerry go, but cannot order an egg white omelette (they make a note of specifically saying no), a big salad or a decaf coffee. George is later seen eating here by himself, after getting scorned by Larry the manager for calling Monk’s too often, trying to get Kelly in trouble. The original Hell’s Kitchen location was moved, via flatbed, outside the city to Liberty in 2005.

Knollridge Nursing Home (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Kiss Hello”
Nana was put in this home to “silence” her by Uncle Leo, but she met Buddy (her old neighbor), who backed up Nana and Helen’s story of Leo owing Helen money from their childhood.

Ithaca, NEW YORK (map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Jerry does a 3:00 show in Ithaca, and is scheduled to arrive back at night to see Bridget at the Diplomat’s Club…but the plans go awry. Katie and Jerry drive a rental car into a backyard pool outside Ithaca on the way home, prompting Mr. Pitt to recognize him (and subsequently have Elaine fired).

Ithaca Civic Auditorium (NOT REAL)
Ithaca, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Where Jerry bombs on a show because Katie tells him the pilot is in the audience…and Jerry “freaks out” (incorrectly spelled as “ITHICA” in the episode).

Ithaca Tompkins Regional Airport
72 Brown Rd., Ithaca, NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Jerry gets kicked off a United Airlines flight because he had some sort of “problem” with him, forcing him and Katie to rent a car and drive back to New York. Earl bets on Ithaca for his double-or-nothing bet with Kramer, but the bet is voided when its discovered that Jerry single-handedly delayed the flight.

Greater Rochester International Airport
1200 Brooks Ave., Rochester, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Rochester is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Syracuse Hancock International Airport
1000 Col. Eileen Collins Blvd., Syracuse, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Syracuse is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Monticello, NEW YORK (map)
“The Engagement”
Newman tells Kramer and Elaine they’re okay to dump the dog, as they’re nearly in Monticello.

Reggie’s (actually Munson Diner, NOW CLOSED)
12 Lake St., Liberty, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Pool Guy”
George eats here once his “worlds collide,” and there’s no room left at Monk’s Café now that Susan is getting friendly with the rest of the gang. The original Hell’s Kitchen location was moved, via flatbed, outside the city to Liberty in 2005.

Ross’ “47 Cabin” (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK
(map)
“The Caddy”
George mentions the Rosses rebuilt the “47 cabin,” and George and Susan go for a getaway, where he realizes he needs Jerry to clear the flyers from his car, still stuck at Yankee Stadium.

NEW YORK (map)
“The Bottle Deposit”
Kramer mentions the 5 cent bottle refund is offered in various states, including New York.

Ithaca, NEW YORK (map)
“The Wait Out”
Mickey auditions for a part (with Kramer) by doing a scene from the fictional play “Flesh Wounds In Ithaca.”

Westchester, NEW YORK (map)
“The Invitations”
Jerry is depressed about George’s wedding, as he figures Susan will later get pregnant, and they’ll both move to Westchester and away from him forever.

Reggie’s (actually Munson Diner, NOW CLOSED)
12 Lake St., Liberty, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Bizarro Jerry”
Elaine dumps Kevin, and becomes platonic friends with him as the “Bizarro Jerry.” She later goes out for coffee with Gene (“Bizarro George”) and Feldman (“Bizarro Kramer”) to Reggie’s, the “Bizarro” coffee shop. The original Hell’s Kitchen location was moved, via flatbed, outside the city to Liberty in 2005.

women’s prison
NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Little Jerry”
George meets Celia while on a tour of the prison for a Susan Ross Foundation visit, who later breaks out to visit George.

men’s prison
NEW YORK
 (map)
“The Little Jerry”
Kurt tells Elaine he will be in prison for 14 months (10 with good behavior) for punching a cop, prompting Elaine to return his engagement ring.

Scarsdale, NEW YORK (map)
“The Summer Of George”
Kramer wins a Tony Award for “Scarsdale Surprise,” about the murder of Scarsdale Diet creator, Dr. Herman Tarnower, and is forced to fire Raquel Welch as “payment” for keeping his Tony.

Chappaqua, NEW YORK (map)
“The Strike”
Home of the original Festivus celebrations, started in 1966 by Danny O’Keefe Sr., father of “Seinfeld” writer Dan O’Keefe. The O’Keefe’s would finish the evening by listening to “Stardust” by Willie Nelson, “Orfeo ed Euridice” by Christoph Willibald Gluck, and Billy Joel’s Greatest Hits.

Interstate 95 Exit 15 (New Rochelle, The Pelhams)
Interstate 95 and U.S. Route 1, New Rochelle, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Dealership”
Kramer and Rick decide at the last minute to truly test the Saab’s tank, peeling off of Exit 15 at the last minute to continue down I-95, screaming in glee as they do it.

Hartsdale Pet Cemetery
100 North Washington Ave., Hartsdale, NEW YORK
(map)
“The Strongbox”
Jerry and Kramer head to the pet cemetery to dig up Fredo the parrot, in the hopes of finding the strongbox key. The nearest pet cemetery to Manhattan is the Hartsdale Pet Cemetery.

NEW YORK (map)
Curb Your Enthusiasm
George’s ex-wife Amanda gleefully tells George that according to the laws of the State of New York, her half of her Madoff money is still hers and hers alone.

Italy

Italy

🇮🇹 ITALIAN REPUBLIC

Location: Europe
Languages: Italian
Population: 59,257,566 (2020)
Capital: Rome

FEATURED EPISODES

Rome, Lazio, ITALY (map)
“The Tape”
When joking with Kramer’s video camera, Elaine claims how her pornographic “co-star” George plays a pilot returning from Rome, and Elaine “is just about to show him how much I’ve missed him…”

Florence, Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Pitch / Ticket”
Elaine and Dr. Reston are seen together in Florence, with the Florence Cathedral visible in the background, with Reston still concerned about Crazy Joe Davola and his medication. Thanks to Drew for the catch!

ITALY (map)
“The Opera”
Kramer tries convincing Jerry that people in Italy sing to one another instead of talking, and thus why opera is so popular (“its the language Jerry…the language!”)

Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Airport”
The first-class stewardess tells Jerry and Tia that the airline is featuring wines on their flight from the Tuscany region.

Milan, Lombardy, ITALY (map)
“The Movie”
The gang all ends up (in very different ways) seeing the movie “Rochelle, Rochelle,” about a young girl’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk (which, for the record, is a 1003 mile journey).

Milan, Lombardy, ITALY (map)
“The Smelly Car”
George loses the video store copy of “Rochelle, Rochelle” (about a young girl’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk) after it mysteriously disappears from the smelly car, of which he tries to get compensated by the restaurant that “funked up” Jerry’s car (which, of course, fails miserably).

Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Couch”
Poppie tells Jerry and Elaine the story of how his mother was taken from his childhood home by the Communists when he was ten years old. It is revealed in “The Maestro” that Poppie is from Tuscany.

ITALY (map)
“The Face Painter”
Jerry mentions Italy in his opening monologue, joking how monkeys have evolved from working with Italian guys and crank organs to going into outer space.

ITALY (map)
“The Understudy”
In the first of many elaborate stories of foreign intrigue, Mr. Peterman tells Elaine of escaping bulls in his Italian Captoe Oxfords…men’s whole and half sizes 7 through 13; price, $135.

Milan, Lombardy, ITALY (map)
“The Understudy”
Jerry dates the understudy to Bette Midler in the musical version of “Rochelle, Rochelle,” of which Midler sings a line to Kramer about the eponymous “strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.”

Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Maestro”
The Maestro mentions he hasn’t been in New York for a while as he’s been at his house in Tuscany; when Jerry mentions he finds it beautiful, Maestro immediately tells him no homes are available (“I can’t get a sublet, a guestroom, a cot…nothing?!?”), prompting Jerry to find a place there out of spite. Maestro invites Elaine to stay with him there, and Jerry and Kramer crash the party there as well (“Tuscany…you hear that Jerry? That’s in Italy!”), after getting a place through Poppie, who is revealed to be from “Toscana.”

Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Doll”
Elaine mentions she took a picture with The Maestro of a man in front of a sign reading “Costanza” here, which Frank believes is his long-lost cousin Carlo (the one brother who stayed behind), Frank mentions he was born in Italy, which is why he had no interest in politics, since he can’t be President (“they don’t want me, I don’t want them!”). Elaine reveals the trip was cut short when she spilled red wine on a poster of Maestro’s favorite composer, Jose Carreras (“that other guy”) from the Three Tenors. Frank flies to Tuscany to Costanza Import & Export, where he finds a man named Giuseppe, not Carlo. The map in the episode area between Florence to the north, Siena to the south, San Gimignano (“Manhattan of Tuscany”) to the west, and Arezzo to the east.

Vinci, Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Friars Club”
Kramer tells Jerry “I’m reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci – that means from, Vinci, Jerry…”

Tuscany, ITALY (map)
“The Friars Club”
In a deleted scene, Mr. Peterman tells Elaine that in lieu of her behavior towards Bob (“nobody likes a tease”), he is sending Bob instead of her to Italy for a month to work on the new Medici handkerchief. The royal House of Medici was based in the Tuscany region.

Milan, Lombardy, ITALY (map)
“The Wig Master”
Craig tells Elaine that her Nicole Miller dress is shipped by boat from Milan, thus taking longer than expected to arrive at the Andover Shop (which of course is a lie).

ITALY (map)
“The Van Buren Boys”
Kramer gets backed up onto a cartoon map of Italy by the tough Van Buren Boys at Lorenzo’s Pizza.

Gap
Rome, Lazio, ITALY
(map)
“The Butter Shave”
Elaine and Puddy argue about their European vacation: “What do you think the Gap in Rome has that’s not at the Gap on Broadway?” The Gap did not open its first store in Rome until July 2011, at Via del Corso, 471-3, 14 years after “The Butter Shave” first aired.

Pendant Publishing

Pendant Publishing

PENDANT PUBLISHING (NOT REAL)
600 Madison Ave., New York, New York (map)

Home of Pendant Publishing, where Elaine works reading manuscripts from Seasons Two through Five. Also George’s employer for one episode in Season Three.
nearest subway: 5th Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)

FEATURED EPISODES

“The Jacket”
Elaine tells her father that she is now working reading manuscripts for Pendant.

“The Statue”
Elaine and Rava prepare to meet Mr. Lippman, but due to Rava’s disbelief of coincidences, the deal falls apart.

“The Library”
Elaine fears for her job after she is not invited to order lunch, and when Mr. Lippman rejects her manuscript.

“The Stranded”
Elaine tells a partygoer that she is working at Pendant, when Jerry intervenes with “Pendant…those bastards!”

“The Red Dot”
Jerry accidentally gets Elaine’s boyfriend Dick back on the wagon (or off the wagon?), and Elaine gets George a job. George later gets fired from said job after sleeping with the cleaning woman on the desk in his office.

“The Letter”
Elaine desperately tries getting the Sunday Sports section away from Mr. Lippman, to avoid being seen on the cover of the sports page, and caught lying about her trip to Maryland.

“The Cheever Letters”
Elaine confronts her assistant Sandra about chatting too much with Jerry, making her quit almost immediately.

“The Pick”
Elaine is tortured at the office, being nicknamed “Nips” at work, her sister Gail screaming at her over the phone, and Fred eventually dumping her, all over her nipple showing in her Christmas card.

“The Pilot”
Russell mentions to the other two Greenpeace activists that Elaine works at Pendant. When Russell “dies,” one of the activists (played by Larry David with an accent) promises that he’ll “write to her…I’ll tell her all about you, and what you did out here!”

“The Mango”
Elaine asks a fellow coworker if she’s ever faked “it.”

“The Sniffing Accountant”
Elaine gets in trouble from Mr. Lippman for putting in too many exclamation points in Jake Jarmel’s manuscript.

“The Lip Reader”
Renee convinces Elaine to take a car service, where she is forced to act like she is deaf to avoid conversation with the driver.

“The Non-Fat Yogurt”
Estelle tells Lloyd that Elaine works at Pendant, so Lloyd can track her down and ask her on a date.

“The Masseuse”
Elaine tells her coworkers that her boyfriend’s name is Joel Rifkin, leading to jokes and cracks at Joel (the boyfriend’s) expense about the other Joel Rifkin.

“The Cigar Store Indian”
Kramer sells the Indian to Mr. Lippman, and pitches the coffee table book idea to him. Lippman tells Elaine she should come up with ideas like Kramer’s, asking “what the hell do you do around here all day anyway?”

“The Pie”
Jerry drops off Elaine (and the lookalike mannequin) at her office after their trip to Rinitze, on Jerry’s way to Poppie’s.

“The Raincoats”
Aaron picks up Elaine from work to go to My Fair Lady…with Helen and Morty. Morty mentions that Harry Fleming used to have an office in the building…and a deli on the first floor (“you don’t get corned beef like that anymore”).

“The Fire”
Where Jerry boos, hisses and heckles Toby out of the building, where she runs into oncoming traffic and loses her pinky toe.

“The Opposite”
Elaine gets promoted due to Pendant’s takeover by Matsushimi, a Japanese conglomerate. However, Elaine is later released, as the company is collapsed after Elaine fails to tell Lippman he forgot his handkerchief (thanks to a mouthful of Jujyfruits), setting off a chain reaction that spelled the end of Pendant Publishing (and Kramer’s coffee table book). As a result, Elaine “becomes” George, unemployed and defeated.

“The Hot Tub”
Elaine mentions she met Jean-Paul while editing a book on running while at Pendant.

Pines Of Mar Gables

Pines Of Mar Gables

PINES OF MAR GABLES (NOT REAL)

First home of Jerry’s parents, Morty and Helen, in a retirement community in Florida, from Seasons One through Seven. Not a real location, but based on Florida retirement communities like Boca Raton, Deerfield Beach, etc.

FEATURED EPISODES

“The Pony Remark”
Jerry mentions in his opening monologue that his parents live in Florida, not because they want to, but because “they’re in their sixties, and that’s the law.” Morty and Helen fly in from Pines Of Mar Gables to visit Manya. Morty: “she made me fly all the way from Florida for this, then she criticizes my jacket.”

“The Statue”
Jerry mentions he was going to send his grandfather’s things to his parents in Florida, but they didn’t want it. Jerry later tells Rava his mother is in Florida, when she tells how her mother abandoned her family as a child.

“The Chinese Restaurant”
Jerry mentions that his aunt will call his mother in Florida, upon realizing Jerry didn’t say hello to a mutual friend he didn’t recognize.

“The Pen”
The site of the entire episode. Jerry and Elaine stay with Morty and Helen, experiencing overheating, upside-down space pens, foldout bed bars, chiropractors and dinner checks for $19.45. Jerry also mentions his parents in his opening monologue, noting how old people do not wear bathing suits, they wear “trunks.”

“The Outing”
Jerry’s parents discover the article claiming he and George are a couple, and Morty blames Helen for his supposed sexuality: “it was those damn culottes you made him wear when he was 5!”

“The Pilot”
Jerry’s parents are seen watching the pilot at home, with Helen once again asking “how could anybody not like him?”

“The Wife”
Jerry’s parents call when they hear from Uncle Leo that Jerry got fake-married.

“The Raincoats”
Morty calls Jack Klompus to have him courier his raincoats overnight. The Seinfeld’s condo is later robbed upon their return, since Jack never fixed the broken window to their garage he had to break to get inside.

“The Secretary”
Jerry mentions to Willy that his mother keeps her fur coat in his apartment for when she visits from Florida.

“The Kiss Hello”
Morty calculates that Uncle Leo owes Helen $663.45, with 5% interest compounded quarterly from track winnings he was given by their father as a child.

“The Doodle”
Elaine uses Jerry’s parents address as her own in her interview with Viking Press, in order to get a free stay at the Plaza Hotel.

“The Cadillac”
Jerry surprises his parents by giving his father a Cadillac, which ultimately leads to Morty’s downfall and impeachment as condo board President due to a fraud scandal, forcing Morty and Helen to leave the complex for Del Boca Vista.

“The Money”
Jerry flies back to Florida to buy his car back from Jack Klompus. Jerry later maxes out his credit cards by cleaning up the car (after Jack drives it into a swamp), and ends up sleeping in it, since Jack won’t let him stay in his condo.

“The Wizard”
Helen mentions that Morty can’t run for condo president in Del Boca Vista, as he was impeached once before…to which Morty says he in fact only “resigned.”