Arkansas

Arkansas

STATE OF ARKANSAS

Nickname: The Natural State
Population: 2,978,204 (2015)
Capital: Little Rock

FEATURED EPISODES

ARKANSAS (map)
The Bottle Deposit
Trying to convince Kramer to continue north to Michigan (rather than follow Tony in Jerry’s stolen car), Newman mentions that Tony could well be driving all the way to Arkansas.

Little Rock, ARKANSAS (map)
The Muffin Tops
George pretends he is a visitor from Little Rock to go out with Mary Anne, working for Tyler Chicken and owning a three-legged dog, Willy. He is infamously relieved of duty by the Yankees when “traded” to Tyler Chicken in exchange for all-chicken concessions at Yankee Stadium.

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Dominican Republic

Dominican Republic

🇩🇴 DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

Location: North America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 10,075,045 (2016)
Capital: Santo Domingo

FEATURED EPISODES

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC (map)
The English Patient
Kramer requests he has some “Cubans” dropped off at Jerry’s parents’ condo; unfortunately, they’re not cigars, but rather cigar rollers, who turn out to be Dominican instead of Cuban. According to Kramer, Dominicans don’t have the same “quality, texture, intoxicating aroma” of Cubans; whether he meant people or cigars is unknown.

Ecuador

Ecuador

🇪🇨 REPUBLIC OF ECUADOR

Location: South America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 16,144,000 (2015)
Capital: Quito

FEATURED EPISODES

Galapagos Islands, ECUADOR (map)
The Marine Biologist
George tells Diane as part of his marine biologist story that he just got back from a trip here, where he was living with turtles. He later complains to Jerry “you got me in the Galapagos Islands, living with the turtles…I don’t know where the hell I am!”

ECUADOR (map)
The Little Jerry
Marcellino flies in a cockfighting rooster from Ecuador that “looks like a dog with a glove on his head,” with a 68-0 record, to fight Little Jerry.

Peru

Peru

🇵🇪 REPUBLIC OF PERU

Location: South America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 31,151,643 (2015)
Capital: Lima

FEATURED EPISODES

PERU (map)
The Calzone
The cigars Todd Gack gets for Jerry from Montreal are actually a “Producto de Peru,” not from Cuba. Jerry’s reaction: “I paid 300 bucks for these! I could’ve got a house in Peru for 300 bucks!”

PERU (map)
The Millennium
Kramer (in disguise as H.E. Pennypacker) mentions he’s looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru, and is at Putumayo to learn “their (Peruvian) condiments, their unmentionables, the real gritty gritty.”

Machu Picchu
Cuzco, PERU
 (map)
The Millennium
When enjoying Putumayo’s complimentary corn chips, Kramer blurts out Machu Picchu, apparently thinking this was the name of the food he was eating.

Greece

Greece

🇬🇷 HELLENIC REPUBLIC

Location: Europe
Languages: Greek
Population: 10,955,000 (2015)
Capital: Athens

FEATURED EPISODES

Marathon, GREECE (map)
Olympic Moments & Facts
Presenting an “Olympic Fact,” Jerry notes how the modern marathon was formulated at 26.2 miles, after the legend of Pheidippides running from Marathon to Sparta to deliver a message regarding a victory over the Persians in battle, before collapsing and dying.

Sparta, GREECE (map)
Olympic Moments & Facts
Presenting an “Olympic Fact,” Jerry notes how Pheidippides had to run 26.2 grueling miles to Sparta, while if he had only run to Sprint, “a mere 100 metres away, Pheidippides would be alive today.”

GREECE (map)
The Bizarro Jerry
Jerry compares Gillian, his date with “man hands,” to a creature out of Greek mythology: “she was like part woman, part horrible beast!”

Corfu, GREECE (map)
The Abstinence
Jackie Chiles is shown on the phone, discussing his latest vacation: “My vacation was restful, splendid, magnificent. In fact, next time I’m planning on going to Corfu!”

Washington

Washington

STATE OF WASHINGTON

Nickname: The Evergreen State
Population: 7,170,351 (2015)
Capital: Olympia

FEATURED EPISODES

Yakima, WASHINGTON (map)
The Busboy
Jerry guesses that Elaine’s new boyfriend is from Yakima.

Seattle, WASHINGTON (map)
The Busboy
Elaine hosts her boyfriend Ed from Seattle, but desperately tries getting rid of him. Jerry claims that Seattle is “the pesto of cities.”

SeaTac Plaza Hotel (NOT REAL)
Seattle, WASHINGTON

The Diplomat’s Club
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “SEATAC PLAZA HOTEL” is visible, next to a list of games against the Seattle Mariners.

Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
17801 International Blvd., Seattle, WASHINGTON
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
As part of their ongoing arrivals/departures bets, Kramer bets on Seattle, while Earl bets on Mexico City (Earl wins).

Seattle, WASHINGTON (map)
The Yada Yada
Marcy mentions to George how her ex-boyfriend came over before moving to Seattle, and yada yada yada, she’s really tired.

Pacific Northwest
WASHINGTON
(map)
The Reverse Peephole
Newman tells Kramer that he learned to climb trees (like “a ring-tailed lemur,” according to Kramer) in the Pacific Northwest. The American side of the Pacific Northwest is traditionally understood to be Washington and Oregon.

Poland

Poland

🇵🇱 REPUBLIC OF POLAND

Location: Europe
Languages: Polish
Population: 38,483,957 (2014)
Capital: Warsaw

FEATURED EPISODES

Krakow, POLAND (map)
The Pony Remark
Manya mentions she had a pony in Poland following Jerry’s infamous remark. Later, at her funeral, the funeral director describes her pony as “The Pride of Krakow.”

POLAND (map)
The Raincoats
Newman tells Morty and Helen that Jerry “was moving on her (Rachel) like the stormtroopers into Poland!” when he caught them making out at a showing of “Schindler’s List.”

POLAND (map)
The Yada Yada
Jerry believes if Dr. Whatley, now a convert to Judaism, also gets Polish citizenship, “there’ll be no stopping him!” joke-wise.

Portugal

Portugal

🇵🇹 PORTUGUESE REPUBLIC

Location: Europe
Languages: Portuguese
Population: 10,341,330 (2015)
Capital: Lisbon

FEATURED EPISODES

PORTUGAL (map)
The Abstinence
George learns to speak Portuguese thanks to his abstinence, eventually sleeping with a Portuguese waitress from Monk’s Café that he can now converse with. To Jerry: “Mathematically, I had to do it.”

South America

South America

SOUTH AMERICA

Languages: Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, English (UNASUR)
Population: 410,013,492 (2015)
Capital: Quito, Ecuador (UNASUR)

FEATURED EPISODES

SOUTH AMERICA (map)
The Old Man
When trying to sell off old records, Kramer and Newman try to hype up Sergio Mendes by claiming that he “can’t even walk down the street in South America! They follow him, like a cult!”

SOUTH AMERICA (map)
The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry and Kramer discover their accountant took off to South America on a “business trip,” potentially with their money, thus having Jerry impune the entire continent by claiming that people that go there “come back with things taped to their large intestine!”

SOUTH AMERICA (map)
The Label Maker
Kramer takes over the continent from Newman during their epic game of Risk…”and there ain’t nothing you can do about it!”

Andes Mountains, SOUTH AMERICA (map)
The Abstinence
George brings up a hypothetical situation of Jerry, George and Kramer flying over the Andes, and who should be eaten first in the event of a crash. The Andes spread across seven South American countries (Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, and Venezuela).

Vermont

Vermont

STATE OF VERMONT

Nickname: The Green Mountain State
Population: 626,042 (2015)
Capital: Montpelier

FEATURED EPISODES

hotel
VERMONT
(map)
The Stock Tip
Jerry and Vanessa spend the weekend in Vermont, with Jerry obsessing over his stock tip. Jerry mentions he also wants to catch “a big, fighting marlin” while there.

grocery store
VERMONT
(map)
The Stock Tip
Jerry and Vanessa visit a grocery store in Vermont, with Jerry still talking about the stock.

VERMONT (map)
The Deal
Jerry imagines a future without Elaine, where in five years she’s married to a sculptor and living in Vermont.

VERMONT (map)
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer mentions the 5 cent bottle refund is offered in various states, including Vermont.

VERMONT (map)
The Van Buren Boys
Jerry plans four days at a bed and breakfast here with Ellen, when he is intervened by George and Kramer, as he is told she’s dating a loser.