The Little Kicks (season 8, episode 4)

written by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: October 10, 1996

Elaine horrifies her co-workers by dancing at an office party. George acts like a bad seed to impress Elaine’s secretary. Kramer’s friend, Brody, a movie bootlegger, hands Jerry the camera during a film and Jerry finds himself enjoying his new role as a “filmmaker.”

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv is not featured in this episode.

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry scores sneak preview tickets for a movie, but Kramer invites his friend who forces them to bootleg the movie. He is enthralled with Jerry’s technique, and hires him full-time to bootleg. George reveals he saw Elaine dance, and Elaine videotapes herself “dancing” after Kramer tells her she stinks.

Monk’s Café
George invites himself to Elaine’s Peterman party, and later discovers he’s been labeled a “bad seed” by Elaine to her coworker Anna. Jerry, on George’s new “bad” title: “You’ve been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad finace, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen…the bad tipper!”

Greenwich Village, New York, NEW YORK (map)
Kramer mentions living here in 1979, referencing his roommate John Grossbard first mentioned in “The Airport.”

Puck Building
295 Lafayette St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Broadway-Lafayette Street (B,D,F,M)
Elaine unleashes her “little kicks” on the J. Peterman holiday party, “like a full-bodied dry heave set to music.” George meets Elaine’s co-worker Anna, who only becomes interested in him when she discovers George may be a “bad seed.”

J. Peterman
Elaine’s staff begin imitating her, forcing her to place the blame on George, and inadvertently setting up George with one of her coworkers.

Guild 50th Street Theatre (NOW CLOSED)
33 W. 50th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 5th Avenue – 53rd Street (E,M)
Jerry, Kramer and his friend Brody go to see a sneak preview of “Death Blow,” and Jerry is threatened with a gun and catapulted into the world of illegal movie bootlegging. Jerry later demands too much from Brody, taking him “off the project!” in filming “Cry, Cry Again.” The theatre is now a Nautica store, but the marquee still exists outside the store.

W. 94th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
Kramer mentions how he met Brody the bootlegger through his friend Corky Ramirez, when playing Pachinko on 94th St.

Central Park
New York, NEW YORK (map)
George (and his father’s 1968 Pontiac GTO) meet Anna in the park, until Elaine whisks her away in cab, telling George to stay away.

HAWAII (map)
Kramer believes the final death blow from the movie “Death Blow” went to “that Hawaiian guy…yeah, he had it coming…”

Yankee Stadium
Anna, late for work, says she got held up…and Elaine assumes it was at Yankee Stadium, with George.

Art Greenwich Twin (NOW CLOSED)
97 Greenwich St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Rector Street (1)
Jerry commissions Kramer to bootleg “Cry, Cry Again,” but he is forced to reshoot it when Kramer butchers the bootleg.

W. 96th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
Jerry tells Kramer he wants to continue bootlegging for the kids, as he saw a kid on 96th St. asking for a bootleg like “Death Blow”: “That’s who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won’t let him see the excessive violence, and strong sexual content you and I take for granted!”

Beekman Theatre (NOW CLOSED)
1254 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
George gets arrested for bootlegging, as Kramer tells Jerry: “He went down at the Beekman…he tried to lam, but they cheesed him!”

Eiffel Tower
5 ave. Anatole France, Paris, FRANCE (map)
The tower is clearly seen in Jerry’s bootlegged copy of “Cry, Cry Again”…before Elaine’s little kicks cut off the film.

New York Police Department – 10th Precinct
230 W. 20th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
Elaine goes to pick up Anna, and an infuriated Frank comes to bail out George, before Frank and Elaine come to blows in the famous “you want a piece of me?” speech.

The Bookstore (season 9, episode 17)

story by Spike Feresten and Darin Henry & Marc Jaffe, teleplay by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: April 16, 1998

Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore, while George gets in trouble for taking a book into the bathroom. Elaine gets drunk at the office party and makes out with a co-worker. Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv is not featured in this episode.

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry finds out from his parents that Uncle Leo has prior convictions, and that they too often steal. Kramer and Newman debut their plan to have the homeless pull rickshaws across New York City.

Monk’s Café
Jerry confronts Uncle Leo for stealing books, and is later shunned by him after turning him in. Elaine reveals her embarrassing office makeout story. George complains about having to buy a “flagged” book, and outlines his scheme to return it. He later tries selling it to Elaine, before Jerry reveals the truth of its beginnings.

Brentano’s (NOW CLOSED)
597 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 47-50th Streets – Rockefeller Center (B,D,F,M)
Jerry catches Uncle Leo shoplifting books, and George is forced to buy a book he does not want after taking it into the bathroom.

Hong Kong, CHINA (map)
Kramer mentions how he wants to see Hong Kong’s pagodas “before it all goes back to China”; he also mentions how the city has outlawed the rickshaw, which he things would fit perfectly in New York…and has Newman ship a rickshaw from the Hong Kong post office to start their endeavor.

CHINA (map)
Kramer mentions that he wants to see the pagodas of Hong Kong before it is returned to China…only a year too late, as China overtook control of Hong Kong in 1997.

Puck Building
295 Lafayette St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Broadway-Lafayette Street (B,D,F,M)
Elaine returns to the annual J. Peterman holiday party, one-upping “the little kicks” by making out with co-worker Zach in front of the whole party, “like our plane was going down.”

PAPUA NEW GUINEA (map)
Mr. Peterman quotes the wooly Melanesians of Papua New Guinea during a toast to his staff at his company’s holiday party.

FRANCE (map)
George is forced to buy a book of French impressionist paintings after taking it into a bookstore bathroom, which he finds conducive to- “thank…you…”

Hong Kong General Post Office
2 Connaught Place, Hong Kong, CHINA (map)
Kramer mentions that he and Newman are getting their rickshaw from a guy Newman knows in the Hong Kong Post Office. The GPO is headquartered in Connaught Place.

J. Peterman
Elaine tries passing on her dating story to her coworkers, until she sees Zach making out with someone else. Elaine is later forced by Mr. Peterman to help Zach’s opium detox, as its the job a true “girlfriend” would typically do.

Del Boca Vista
Talking to his parents about Uncle Leo, Jerry discovers that Leo has prior criminal charges, and could actually serve time in prison for theft.

THAILAND (map)
Mr. Peterman reveals he sent Elaine’s “work boyfriend” Zach to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles, and his stories of grandeur (and drug dealer contacts) got him hooked on “yam-yam.”

Elaine’s Apartment
Elaine helps her fake boyfriend go through real withdrawal…and discovers the detox poncho for the Peterman catalog.

Battery Park
New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Whitehall Street (R)
Newman mentions to Kramer that their stolen rickshaw was discovered by a postal worker in the park, where they retrieve it from Rusty the homeless man.

Housing Works Thrift Shops
306 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
George tries giving the book to charity for a tax write-off, but is again stopped by the flagged mark on the book. There are multiple New York locations, but the establishing shot shows that the store is along the M7 and M11 bus routes, which both head down this section of Columbus Ave.

Bunker Hill
624 S. Grand Ave., Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (map)
The scene with Kramer dropping Newman downhill in the rickshaw was filmed here (including One Wilshire Center).

The Maid (season 9, episode 19)

story by Alec Berg & David Mandel & Jeff Schaffer and Kit Boss & Peter Mehlman, teleplay by Alec Berg & David Mandel & Jeff Schaffer, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: April 30, 1998

Jerry dates his maid, blurring the lines between courtship and prostitution. George gets an unwanted nickname at the office. Kramer’s girlfriend moves downtown. Elaine resents her new phone number’s area code.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv is not featured in this episode.

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry hires a maid from a cleaning service who he begins sleeping with, resulting in her essentially becoming a prostitute rather than a maid, as he pays her to come over, have sex, and leave without cleaning.

Monk’s Café
For the first time in the series, the whole gang is forced to sit at the counter. General confusion over the conversation ensues, with a giant game of broken telephone resulting in Elaine’s new phone number translating to news of Newman’s death.

rodeo
Jerry explains that he lost his voice while screaming at hecklers performing at a rodeo. He later tells Elaine he was hired for a rodeo because they heard he opened for Kenny Rogers once, despite being thrown off a bus by him.

ALABAMA (map)
Elaine recalls that Jerry was once thrown off a bus by Kenny Rogers in Alabama after opening for him, to which Jerry replies with “I had that coming to me.”

Gap (now Banana Republic)
2373 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
Kramer contemplates about how life in downtown New York is so different, including a different Gap. The closest Gap to Kramer’s Apartment was at this location.

Tower Records (NOW CLOSED)
1961 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
Kramer contemplates about how life in downtown New York is so different, including a different Tower Records. The closest Tower Records to Kramer’s Apartment is at this location.

Elaine’s Apartment
Kramer begins having restaurant menus faxed to Elaine’s apartment, thinking she in fact has a fax machine. Elaine later gets a 212 area code number registered from her dead neighbor, and is forced to tell her grandson that his grandmother has died.

Kruger Industrial Smoothing (NOT REAL)
101 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Grand Central – 42nd Street (4,5,6,7)
In trying to give himself a cool nickname, George starts to refer to himself as “T-Bone”…but ends up being stuck with the nickname “Koko” instead.

NEW JERSEY (map)
When Elaine gives a guy her new 646 number, he guesses that the area code serves New Jersey.

1st St. and First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Second Avenue (F)
Kramer gets lost downtown after going to Madeleine’s apartment, desperately calling Jerry to get picked up (“How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!”). Inspired by this episode, a nearby nightclub renamed itself to the Nexus Lounge (76 E. 1st St.).

Original Ray’s Pizza (NOW CLOSED)
195 E. Houston St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Second Avenue (F)
Kramer spots a Ray’s Pizza to locate himself…not Famous Ray’s, not Famous Original Ray’s, “it’s just Original Ray’s Jerry!”

W.R. Grace Building
41 W. 42nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 5th Avenue (7)
Mr. Kruger begins discussing a stain on the building, when Coco puts forth a suggestion for cleaning that she learned from her Gammy.

JAMAICA (map)
Coco the cleaning woman (who George hires to discredit his “Koko” nickname) reveals she is from Jamaica, and was taught to clean by her Gammy.

🇳🇴 KINGDOM OF NORWAY

Location: Europe
Languages: Norweigan
Population: 5,391,369 (2021)
Capital: Oslo

FEATURED EPISODES

NORWAY (map)
“The Apartment”
Jerry, on watching the New York marathon: “What’s to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, 20,000 losers.”

NORWAY (map)
“The Hot Tub”
One of the products George reads about in the Peterman catalog is the Norwegian ice-fishing vest.

Oslo, NORWAY (map)
“The Butter Shave”
Elaine and Puddy return from a European vacation from Oslo, where they constantly break up and get back together throughout the flight. Puddy discusses his fascination with Norwegian currency (the kroner) in a taxi to the airport.

Oslo Airport, Fornebu (NOW CLOSED)
Forneburingen, Bærum, NORWAY (map)
“The Butter Shave”
Elaine and Puddy fly back (22 hours with stopovers) from Oslo to New York; a direct flight is typically only 8 hours, but can run up to 20 hours with stopovers, typically in Helsinki, Amsterdam or London. Fornebu was Oslo’s main commuter airport until it was replaced by Oslo Airport Gardermoen in 1998.

The Hot Tub (season 7, episode 5)

written by Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: October 19, 1995

Elaine hosts Jean-Paul for the NYC marathon. He has a history of oversleeping, so Jerry fixates on ensuring he’s up in time for the race. Kramer installs a hot tub in his living room.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry ends up hosting Jean-Paul, after he is booted from Elaine’s apartment the night before the marathon. Kramer’s hot tub, however, blows power to the building, causing Jean-Paul to once again oversleep.

Monk’s Café
Elaine tells the gang that Jean-Paul is staying with her, getting pressure from Jerry to ensure he is woken up with a proper alarm clock. George tells Jerry his trick to always looking busy, and then shares his new Astros vernacular with the gang.

NORWAY (map)
One of the products George reads about in the Peterman catalog is the Norwegian ice-fishing vest.

Pendant Publishing
Elaine mentions she met Jean-Paul while editing a book on running while at Pendant.

TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO (map)
Elaine hosts Jean-Paul, a Trinidadian runner in town for the New York Marathon. According to Elaine, he’s “Trinidadian and Toboggan.”

Estadi Olímpic de Montjuïc (now Estadi Olímpic Lluís Companys)
Passeig Olímpic 17, Barcelona, SPAIN (map)
Jerry mentions how Jean-Paul famously overslept at the Olympics four years earlier and missed the marathon. Jerry claims if he had been with him in Barcelona, “you’d be polishing that gold medal right now” (there were no actual competitors from Trinidad And Tobago in men’s or women’s marathon at the 1992 Summer Olympics).

Yankee Stadium
George is penned a rage-a-holic by Mr. Wilhelm, giving him the Houston Astros assignment. George is eventually made to soak in a hot tub with Mr. Steinbrenner to “relieve” his tension.

Kramer’s Apartment
Kramer installs a hot tub in his apartment, which knocks out the power throughout the whole building.

Cleveland, OHIO (map)
Jerry remembers once missing a flight to Cleveland because of Elaine’s shoddy alarm clock, out of concern for Jean-Paul.

Houston, TEXAS (map)
George hosts team representatives flying in from the Houston Astros organization, to discuss interleague play against the Yankees.

SWEDEN (map)
Kramer remarks how he opens up all the windows in his apartment, so its freezing cold, while the hot tub is boiling hot…”it’s like Sweden…Sweeeeden!”

Fitzpatrick’s
1641 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
George takes out those “bastards” and “sons of bitches” from the Houston Astros organization out to the bar.

J. Peterman
Elaine has “catalogue writer’s block” coming up with copy for the Himalayan walking shoe, in her first appearance working at the Peterman catalogue.

Himalayas Mountains, ASIA (map)
Elaine spends the duration of the episode struggling to write copy for a new Peterman catalogue item, the Himalayan walking shoe. The Himalayan mountain range spreads across five Asian countries (Bhutan, China, India, Nepal and Pakistan).

Timbuktu, MALI (map)
Elaine starts off her Himalayan Walking Shoe copy with “it was a cold winter’s night in Timbuktu.”

Elaine’s Apartment
Marathon runner Jean-Paul stays with Elaine, but ends up with Jerry when he spots a bastard child and inadvertently harasses the mother about it.

Bedford Hotel (NOW CLOSED)
118 E. 40th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Grand Central – 42nd Street (4,5,6,7)
Jerry checks Jean-Paul in here to get a good night’s sleep (and a guaranteed alarm clock), but takes him back to his apartment when he supposedly upsets the wake-up call guy and fears the wake-up will never come.

Jungfrau Railway
Bernese Oberland, SWITZERLAND (map)
Kramer has a poster over his bed of the Jungfrau Railway in the Bernese Oberland.

CANADA (map)
A large Canadian flag is clearly seen amongst the crowd at the start of the New York Marathon. Kramer is also shown to have a poster in his apartment from the Canadian National Railway, reading “Snow Time is Playtime in Canada.”

Verranzo-Narrows Bridge
Staten Island, NEW YORK (map)
Jerry drops off Jean-Paul here at the start of the race, the starting point each year for the New York Marathon. Jean-Paul runs the Marathon, and is en route to victory when Kramer accidentally hands him coffee, which he throws on his face and burns himself.

NEW JERSEY (map)
Mr. Steinbrenner tells George that when he used to get angry, he would tell people he was moving the team to New Jersey “just to upset people.”

The Suicide (season 3, episode 15)

written by Tom Leopold, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: January 29, 1992

Jerry starts a relationship with a woman whose boyfriend falls into a coma after attempting suicide. Newman (Wayne Knight) appears and threatens to reveal the affair to the coma victim as soon as he recovers. George gives his dream vacation to Kramer after a psychic predicts a catastrophe.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry gets awoken in the middle of the night by his neighbor, Gina, whose boyfriend attempts to commit suicide. Jerry, interested in Gina, later discusses “coma etiquette” with Kramer, who also has an interest in said etiquette, as Martin has Kramer’s vacuum cleaner.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (map)
Jerry mentions D.C. in his opening monologue, joking about super-hearing resulting in being flown to Washington to meet the President.

CAYMAN ISLANDS (map)
George gets tickets to go to the Caymans, but after Elaine’s psychic tells him that harm will come to him if he goes, George gives the ticket to Kramer. Kramer ends up on the beach next to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot, where he plays nude backgammon with supermodels and gets stung by a jellyfish.

Kennebunkport, MAINE (map)
George tells Jerry of a dream he had, where he was doing standup in Kennebunkport (in front of Jerry’s suicidal neighbor, Martin) at a nightclub on a cliff, where comics were tossed over by the audience.

Metropolitan Hospital Center
1901 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
Where Jerry’s neighbor Martin is checked in after his suicide attempt, and Newman spills the beans on Jerry and Gina’s relationship. Elaine begins seeing hallucinations due to fasting, and attacks Newman for a Drake’s coffee cake (the full-size one).

Rula’s apartment
50 W. Ninth St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: West 4th Street – Washington Square (A,B,C,D,E,F,M)
Rula the psychic’s apartment, where she foresees trouble for George on his upcoming Cayman Islands vacation, and advises him not to go. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Greenwich Village, New York, NEW YORK (map)
Jerry mentions that Martin and Gina reconciled after Martin’s suicide attempt and moved to the Village.

STATE OF MAINE

Nickname: The Pine Tree State
Population: 1,344,212 (2019)
Capital: Augusta

FEATURED EPISODES

Kennebunkport, MAINE (map)
“The Suicide”
George tells Jerry of a dream he had, where he was doing standup in Kennebunkport (in front of Jerry’s suicidal neighbor, Martin) at a nightclub on a cliff, where comics were tossed over by the audience.

MAINE (map)
“The Strongbox”
Loretta mentions she went to Maine for a few days, when George asks about her perpetually dark complexion.

The Slicer (season 9, episode 7)

story by Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin & Darin Henry, teleplay by Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: November 13, 1997

Elaine’s neighbor leaves the country without turning off his alarm clock. Kramer discovers unusual uses for his new meat slicer. George goes to work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing and promptly sneaks a photo out of Kruger’s office to avoid an awkward confrontation. Jerry dates a dermatologist.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv is not featured in this episode.

Jerry’s Apartment
George convinces Jerry to go on a revenge date with “pimple popper M.D.” – but is able to personally gain when it backfires, using Dr. Sitaredes to get Mr. Kruger shirtless. Kramer convinces Jerry the doctor gave him hives, until he discovers he got it from Kramer. Kramer gets a deli slicer, and helps Elaine feed her starving cat next door.

Monk’s Café
George tells Jerry and Kramer about “the boombox incident,” and help him devise a plan to steal Kruger’s photo and retouch himself out of it.

Elaine’s Apartment
Elaine dreams she is in bed with Jerry, George and Kramer, when she is woken up by her neighbor’s left-on alarm clock. She later locks herself in her apartment, and later blows the power to her floor trying to shut off the alarm.

Kruger Industrial Smoothing (NOT REAL)
101 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Grand Central – 42nd Street (4,5,6,7)
George gets a job at Kruger, when he discovers he had an altercation with Mr. Kruger years before, and tries erasing it from memory. George later hires Dr. Sitarides to do a skin cancer screening, but she storms out, leaving “Dr. Van Nostrand” to take a picture of Kruger without a shirt.

Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK (map)
Kramer mentions how Kruger Industrial Smoothing botched the Statue of Liberty job by not being able to get “the green stuff” off.

Paris, FRANCE (map)
Elaine mentions how the potato family from across the hall left her alarm on while they went to Paris, leaving it ringing for hours.

Flash Foto (NOW CLOSED)
31 Carmine St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: West 4th Street – Washington Square (A,B,C,D,E,F,M)
George tries getting himself airbrushed out of Mr. Kruger’s picture, but the photo finishing store accidentally remove Kruger…and later tries to draw him back in from memory.

Country Café (NOW CLOSED)
69 Thompson St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Canal Street (1)
Jerry takes Dr. Sitarides here on a revenge date, because he’s a “classy guy”: “I call you pimple popper MD!”

J. Peterman
Elaine mentions she first met Dr. Sitarides at her office, when she did a skin cancer screening for Peterman staff.

The Juilliard School
60 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
Kramer claims that he, posing as Dr. Martin Van Nostrand, is a Juilliard-trained dermatologist.

Allied Locksmith (NOW CLOSED)
10 W. 23rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
Elaine calls Allied to get a new lock installed, but has her power blown by Mr. Potato Guy for blasting “In A Gadda Da Vida” and “Slow Ride” too loud (although even with her power out, Elaine’s phone still should theoretically have worked). This locksmith has since relocated to 725 Sixth Ave.

ELAINE’S APARTMENT #3
78 W. 86th St., Apt. 3E, New York, NEW YORK (map)

Elaine’s apartment which she moves in during the middle of Season Eight, and remains in until the end of the series.
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)

FEATURED EPISODES

“The Pothole”
Elaine struggles ordering supreme flounder from a local Chinese restaurant, as she lives on the wrong side of 86th St. Elaine takes up “residence” in the janitor closet across the street for the flounder…and inadvertently ends up working in the building as an actual janitor.

“The Nap”
Elaine gets a new ergonomic bed from her boyfriend Hal, but wrongfully loans it to a stinky Kramer. Elaine later gets trapped under the mattress trying to get it out of her apartment…resorting to swimming the East River with Kramer to help her back problems.

“The Summer Of George”
Elaine’s recording of Sam’s verbal threats include Sam warning Elaine that she will follow her to her building’s laundry room, or the ATM in the building across the street, or a nearby watch shop.

“The Butter Shave”
Elaine requests a cab to 86th and Broadway from the airport, but is forced to share…with both Puddy and “Vegetable Lasagna.”

“The Voice”
Elaine convinces herself to call Puddy back, thus falling right into Jerry’s “backslide” prediction. Puddy later comes over, and Elaine forces him back into a relationship…including cuddling.

“The Slicer”
Elaine dreams she is in bed with Jerry, George and Kramer, when she is woken up by her neighbor’s left-on alarm clock. She later locks herself in her apartment, and later blows the power to her floor trying to shut off the alarm.

“The Betrayal”
Elaine receives an invitation to Sue Ellen’s wedding at the end (or beginning) of the episode, sarcastically telling herself that she’ll go to India.

“The Apology”
Kramer calls Puddy at Elaine’s for help installing his garbage disposal in his shower. Kramer later brings over a salad for Elaine, Puddy and Peggy as a thank you, and reveals to the germophobes that he prepared the meal as he bathed.

“The Dealership”
Jerry persuades Elaine, who has already returned home, to get back together with Puddy so he can get his Saab deal back.

“The Reverse Peephole”
Elaine invites over Newman to discuss the fur coat…even forcing her to actually hit on Newman. Puddy later debuts his 8-Ball jacket at Elaine’s, saying the fur made Jerry look like a “dandy.”

“The Burning”
Elaine and Puddy argue over Elaine’s faith (or lack thereof), and whether she’s going to hell.

“The Bookstore”
Elaine helps her fake boyfriend go through real withdrawal…and discovers the detox poncho for the Peterman catalog.

“The Maid”
Kramer begins having restaurant menus faxed to Elaine’s apartment, thinking she in fact has a fax machine. Elaine later gets a 212 area code number registered from her dead neighbor, and is forced to tell her grandson that his grandmother has died.

“The Finale”
Elaine tries calling her friend Jill about her father’s cancer, but is “defeated” in a phone face-off by Jerry’s news of the pilot’s renewal.

The Kiss Hello (season 6, episode 17)

written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: February 16, 1995

Elaine’s physical therapist friend loves to “kiss hello” but Jerry despises the practice. Kramer decides to adorn the apartment lobby with resident photos to encourage tenants to know their neighbors.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Kramer enacts a building-wide policy of putting tenant photos up in the lobby, but Jerry is angry with the decision when every woman in the building insists on kissing him hello and making small talk.

Monk’s Café
The gang decides to introduce Kramer to Wendy, in the hopes that he will make a comment about her dated hairstyle. George vents on Wendy’s “delicate genius” as a physical therapist.

SPAIN (map)
George asks Jerry if he thinks people often do the flamenco in Spain, if you can simply ask if one is “free for dinner and a flamenco.” Jerry: it’s “the dance of a very proud people.”

Nana’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK
Jerry goes over to Nana’s to open a bottle of ketchup, and runs into Uncle Leo, discovering he owes his mother $50 from 1941.

Pines Of Mar Gables
Morty calculates that Uncle Leo owes Helen $663.45, with 5% interest compounded quarterly from track winnings he was given by their father as a child.

Riverside Memorial Chapel
180 W. 76th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
Elaine and Wendy drive by here, with Wendy asking about Kramer being single and “if there’s anything wrong with him.”

ProFitness Physical Therapy (NOW CLOSED)
1841 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 59th Street – Columbus Circle (A,B,C,D)
Wendy’s physiotherapy office is here, where George gets a cancellation fee, but can’t get one back from the “delicate genius.” Wendy later tries to charge Elaine for therapy, after she caused her to injure her elbow lugging skis home, after Wendy refused to drive her there.

Central Park 72nd Street Gate
W. 72nd St. and Central Park W., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
Wendy drops off Elaine and her skis 3 blocks short of her apartment, claiming she didn’t want to have to drive around Central Park West and go back west to Columbus Ave…all this after driving Elaine 120 miles from skiing.

Knollridge Nursing Home (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK (map)
Nana was put in this home to “silence” her by Uncle Leo, but she met Buddy (her old neighbor), who backed up Nana and Helen’s story, and Jerry could finally prove Leo’s guilt.

Kramer’s Apartment
Jerry is dis-invited from a building-wide party in Kramer’s apartment, due to Jerry’s shunning of “the kiss hello” building-wide.