Location: Oceania
Languages: English
Population: 25,777,565 (2021)
Capital: Canberra
AUSTRALIAÂ (map)
“The Good Samaritan”
Kramer claims that a sick, mentally disturbed person like Jerry’s girlfriend Angela should be sent to Australia, as England used to send their disturbed people there when it was a penal colony.
Location: North America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 5,163,038 (2021)
Capital: San José
COSTA RICAÂ (map)
“The Maestro”
Susan’s Uncle Ned tells Susan and George that he’s going on vacation to Costa Rica for a few weeks.
COSTA RICAÂ (map)
“The Secret Code”
Peterman believes George’s code “Bosco” may have been the name of a man his mother was seeing while he was a boy growing up in Costa Rica.
Location: Europe
Languages: German
Population: 8,933,346 (2021)
Capital: Vienna
Vienna, AUSTRIAÂ (map)
“The Pitch / Ticket”
Jerry tells George that the only kind of help a guy like him could get would be from a 24-hour team of psychiatrists, at the university level, at a research facility in Vienna.
Location: North America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 10,535,535 (2021)
Capital: Santo Domingo
DOMINICAN REPUBLICÂ (map)
“The English Patient”
Kramer requests he has some “Cubans” dropped off at Jerry’s parents’ condo; unfortunately, they’re not cigars, but rather cigar rollers, who turn out to be Dominican instead of Cuban. According to Kramer, Dominicans don’t have the same “quality, texture, intoxicating aroma” of Cubans; whether he meant people or cigars is unknown.
Location: South America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 17,708,196 (2021)
Capital: Quito
Galapagos Islands, ECUADORÂ (map)
“The Marine Biologist”
George tells Diane as part of his marine biologist story that he just got back from a trip here, where he was living with turtles. He later complains to Jerry “you got me in the Galapagos Islands, living with the turtles…I don’t know where the hell I am!”
ECUADORÂ (map)
“The Little Jerry”
Marcellino flies in a cockfighting rooster from Ecuador that “looks like a dog with a glove on his head,” with a 68-0 record, to fight Little Jerry.
Location: North America
Languages: Spanish
Population: 17,109,746 (2021)
Capital: Guatemala City
GUATEMALA (map)
“The Jacket”
Alton Benes mentions to Jerry and George that he served in Guatemala in 1953, helping to overthrow Jacobo Arbenz Guzman.
GUATEMALA (map)
“The Fusilli Jerry”
Kramer mentions to the gang that Dr. Bakersol worked on a kid from Guatemala with no nose, and “turned him into Ricardo Montalban.”
Location: North America
Languages: Greenlandic
Population: 56,421 (2021)
Capital: Nuuk
GREENLAND (map)
“The Pilot”
In helping explain her character, Jerry mentions to “TV Elaine” that the real Elaine is “fascinated with Greenland.”
GREENLAND (map)
“The Label Maker”
Kramer announces he’s built a stronghold around Greenland during his epic game of Risk with Newman.
Location: Asia
Languages: Hebrew, Arabic
Population: 9,335,220 (2021)
Capital: Jerusalem
ISRAEL (map)
“The Cigar Store Indian”
Jerry, in saying that society is becoming too racially sensitive, mentions that if someone asks him “which way is Israel, I don’t fly off the handle!”
Location: Europe
Languages: Irish, English
Population: 4,977,400 (2020)
Capital: Dublin
IRELAND (map)
“The Phone Message”
Jerry challenges Donna to try her Scottish accent, which Donna notes sounds more Irish, to which Jerry replies “Irish, Scottish, what’s the difference lassie?”
Dublin, IRELAND (map)
“The Limo”
Jerry claims that he, as Dylan Murphy, is from Dublin, and that he emigrated to America due to a cereal famine. When his accent is deciphered by Tim as being more Scottish, Jerry claims “they were right on the border” (although Ireland and Scotland are divided by the Irish Sea and the North Channel).
IRELAND (map)
“The Reverse Peephole”
After George claims he needs everything in his wallet, Jerry discovers Irish pounds in there, to which George proclaims “I might go there!”
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