The Fusilli Jerry

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The Fusilli Jerry (season 6, episode 21)

story by Marjorie Gross & Jonathan Gross and Ron Hauge & Charlie Rubin, teleplay by Marjorie Gross, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: April 27, 1995

Elaine’s new boyfriend, Puddy, uses one of Jerry’s sexual moves. Kramer mistakenly receives vanity license plates that read “Assman.”

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
The gang racks their brain on who the true “Assman” is. Kramer gives Jerry the “fusilli Jerry,” a pasta-shaped statue of him…which later ends up in the wrong orifice of Frank, who accidentally falls on it during a scrum with Kramer.

Monk’s Café
Elaine tells Jerry that he used his “move” on her, prompting Jerry to confront Puddy over putting a stop to using his patented move. Estelle tells George she is getting an eye job, as she, like George, is now “out there.”

GUATEMALA (map)
Kramer mentions to the gang that Dr. Bakersol worked on a kid from Guatemala with no nose, and “turned him into Ricardo Montalban.”

Louis J. Lefkowitz State Office Building
80 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
Kramer visits the DMV for his new license plates…and becomes, according to the State of New York, “The Assman.”

Elaine’s Apartment
Puddy uses “the move” on Elaine that he learned from Jerry during their sacred auto shop man-talk.

Puddy’s auto shop
New York, NEW YORK

Jerry confronts Puddy for using his “move” on Elaine, prompting Puddy to tell Jerry to take his business elsewhere.

George’s Apartment
George finally masters “the move” on Nancy…but only by using crib notes. George on his “cheating”: “you know its not the SATs!”

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
Where Estelle gets her “eye job” done, and Kramer gives her a ride home (where he may or may not have “stopped short” with her). Thanks to the “Assman” plate, Kramer gets to park in the doctor’s lot, being a respected proctologist and all.

Costanza House
Where Estelle reveals to Frank that Kramer “stopped short” after her eye surgery, apparently stealing Frank’s move.

Manhattan East Medical Offices
225 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
Where Frank visits Dr. Cooperman for his “million-to-one shot” proctological exam to remove the “fusilli Jerry.”

Colorado

Colorado

COLORADO

Nickname: The Centennial State
Population: 5,758,736 (2019)
Capital: Denver

FEATURED EPISODES

North American Aerospace Defense Command
Peterson Air Force Base, Platte Ave. & Powers Blvd., Colorado Springs, COLORADO
 (map)
The Phone Message
George mentions the only people who want coffee “for coffee” at midnight are on 24-hour missile watch at NORAD.

Denver International Airport
8500 Peña Blvd., Denver, COLORADO
 (map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Denver is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Georgia

Georgia

STATE OF GEORGIA

Nickname: The Peach State
Population: 10,617,423 (2019)
Capital: Atlanta

FEATURED EPISODES

Atlanta, GEORGIA (map)
The Robbery
One of the guests at the housewarming party mentions his apartment is up for sale since he needs to move to Atlanta, exciting Jerry, George and Elaine.

Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport
6000 N. Terminal Pkwy., Atlanta, GEORGIA
 (map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Atlanta is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Missouri

Missouri

STATE OF MISSOURI

Nickname: The Show Me State
Population: 6,137,428 (2019)
Capital: Jefferson City

FEATURED EPISODES

Lambert-St. Louis International Airport
10701 Lambert International Blvd., St. Louis, MISSOURI
 (map)
The Airport
Elaine and Jerry check into Lambert to fly back to New York, being split up on their flight to LaGuardia, then JFK, then back to LaGuardia.

St. Louis, MISSOURI (map)
The Airport
Jerry mentions he got an extra ticket for his show here, so Elaine was able to visit her sister Gail.

AI International Rent A Car (NOT REAL)
St. Louis, MISSOURI
 (map)
The Airport
Jerry and Elaine miss their shuttle back to the airport, forcing them to rush in for their flight.

Lambert-St. Louis International Airport
10701 Lambert International Blvd., St. Louis, MISSOURI
 (map)
The Diplomat’s Club
St. Louis is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

The Diplomat’s Club

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The Diplomat’s Club (season 6, episode 22)

written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: May 4, 1995

Jerry’s plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. Kramer bets on flight arrivals with a rich Texan. George attempts to prove to his boss that he’s not a racist. Elaine plans on quitting her job with Mr. Pitt – until she realizes she’s in his will.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine tells the gang that she plans on doing the “march in” and quitting her job for Mr. Pitt. George borrows Jerry’s camera to get a photo of him and Mr. Morgan.

Monk’s Café
George shows a photo of Mr. Morgan to Jerry and Kramer, asking if they see a resemblance to Sugar Ray Leonard. Jerry tells Kramer to keep his urge to gamble in check, as he has been “clean” for over three years.

Ithaca, NEW YORK (map)
Jerry does a 3:00 show in Ithaca, and is scheduled to arrive back at night to see Bridget at the Diplomat’s Club…but the plans go awry. Katie and Jerry drive a rental car into a backyard pool outside Ithaca on the way home, prompting Mr. Pitt to recognize him (and subsequently have Elaine fired).

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
Elaine plans on quitting with the “march-in,” but decides to stay since Mr. Pitt puts her in his will. Elaine later gets fired as part of a “conspiracy” to try and have Jerry drug Mr. Pitt, after Pitt recognizes Jerry on television when stranded in Ithaca.

Yankee Stadium
George tries getting a picture with Mr. Morgan, but offends him for saying he looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. George later brings in Karl from Defend Exterminators because he’s black, to try to prove his racial unbias to Mr. Morgan.

Disneyland Hotel
1150 Magic Way, Anaheim, CALIFORNIA
(map)
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for Disneyland Hotel is visible, next to a list of games against the California Angels.

Dallas Arms Hotel (NOT REAL)
Dallas, TEXAS

On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DALLAS ARMS” is visible, next to a list of games against the Texas Rangers.

Detroit Plaza Hotel (NOT REAL)
Detroit, MICHIGAN

On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DETROIT PLAZA” is visible, next to a list of games against the Detroit Tigers.

SeaTac Plaza Hotel (NOT REAL)
Seattle, WASHINGTON

On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “SEATAC PLAZA HOTEL” is visible, next to a list of games against the Seattle Mariners.

Selma, ALABAMA (map)
George proclaims his racial unbias, proudly saying that “he would have marched on Selma if it were on Long Island.”

Great Neck, Long Island, NEW YORK (map)
George proclaims his racial unbias, saying “he would have marched on Selma if it were on Long Island.” George says he would have specifically marched on Great Neck, and that he still might (“I always hated those girls, they would never date me.”).

Joe Temple’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK

George tries to prove to himself he has black friends, by visiting Joe and Remy with another Audrey Hepburn movie, scaring off Remy out of the lobby.

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
Jerry and Kramer visit the Diplomat’s Club (Jerry “followed the planes”), Jerry to fly United Airlines with Katie to Ithaca, and Kramer to hang out. Jerry barely makes it back from Ithaca to spend any time with Bridget. Kramer meets Earl Haffler, and makes bets on arrivals and departures out of LaGuardia. He originally offers the Son Of Sam’s mailbag as gambling collateral, but the deal is off when Earl finds out Jerry is on the Ithaca flight and caused its delay.

George Bush Intercontinental Airport
2800 N. Terminal Rd., Houston, TEXAS
(map)
Earl mentions he’s stuck at LaGuardia because he’s flight has been delayed…”they’re all morons.” Earl later bets Kramer that Flight 902 to Pittsburgh will depart before his flight, Flight 44, leaves for Houston.

Pittsburgh International Airport
1000 Airport Blvd., Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
Earl bets Kramer that Flight 902 to Pittsburgh will depart before his flight, Flight 44, departs to Houston.

Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport
6000 N. Terminal Pkwy., Atlanta, GEORGIA
(map)
Atlanta is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Logan International Airport
1 Harborside Dr., Boston, MASSACHUSETTS
(map)
Boston is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.” Kramer later bets on Boston against Earl’s Ithaca, but the bet is voided when Earl discovers that Jerry was the cause of the delay.

Cleveland Hopkins International Airport
5300 Riverside Dr., Cleveland, OHIO
(map)
Cleveland is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Denver International Airport
8500 Peña Blvd., Denver, COLORADO
(map)
Denver is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
7150 Humphrey Dr., Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
(map)
Minneapolis is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport
3400 E. Sky Harbor Blvd., Phoenix, ARIZONA
(map)
Phoenix is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Lambert-St. Louis International Airport
10701 Lambert International Blvd., St. Louis, MISSOURI
(map)
St. Louis is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
17801 International Blvd., Seattle, WASHINGTON
(map)
As part of their ongoing arrivals / departures bets, Kramer bets on Seattle, while Earl bets on Mexico City (Earl wins).

Mexico City International Airport
Peñón de Los Baños, Mexico City, MEXICO
(map)
As part of their ongoing arrivals / departures bets, Kramer bets on Seattle, while Earl bets on Mexico City (Earl wins).

Rappaport Pharmacy (now Duane Reade)
609 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
Jerry, who Mr. Pitt mistakes for a pharmacist, inadvertently gives Pitt an antihistamine and appetite suppressant that mixes badly with his heart medication.

Ithaca Civic Auditorium (NOT REAL)
Ithaca, NEW YORK
(map)
Where Jerry bombs on a show because Katie tells him the pilot is in the audience…and Jerry “freaks out” (incorrectly spelled as “ITHICA” in the episode).

Ithaca Tompkins Regional Airport
72 Brown Rd., Ithaca, NEW YORK
(map)
Jerry gets kicked off a United Airlines flight because he had some sort of “problem” with him, forcing him and Katie to rent a car and drive back to New York. Earl bets on Ithaca for his double-or-nothing bet with Kramer, but the bet is voided when its discovered that Jerry single-handedly delayed the flight.

Newman’s Apartment
Kramer calls “his bank” to get Newman to bring collateral for his gambling with Earl – the mailbag of David Berkowitz, the notorious “Son Of Sam.”

Baltimore-Washington International Airport
7426 New Ridge Rd., Hanover, MARYLAND
(map)
Baltimore is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Cincinnati / Northern Kentucky International Airport
2939 Terminal Dr., Hebron, KENTUCKY
(map)
Cincinnati is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Manchester-Boston Regional Airport
1 Airport Rd., Manchester, NEW HAMPSHIRE
(map)
Manchester is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Philadelphia International Airport
8800 Essington Ave., Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
Philadelphia is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Greater Rochester International Airport
1200 Brooks Ave., Rochester, NEW YORK
(map)
Rochester is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Syracuse Hancock International Airport
1000 Col. Eileen Collins Blvd., Syracuse, NEW YORK
(map)
Syracuse is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

restaurant
New York, NEW YORK

George takes Mr. Morgan to meet his black “friend,” Karl the exterminator, for dinner, where Karl reveals the restaurant has had many past bug infestation problems.

Minnesota

Minnesota

STATE OF MINNESOTA

Nickname: The North Star State
Population: 5,639,632 (2019)
Capital: St. Paul

FEATURED EPISODES

Minneapolis, MINNESOTA (map)
The Robbery
Jerry leaves Elaine in charge of his apartment while he performs four shows in Minneapolis, during which the apartment is robbed.

Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
7150 Humphrey Dr., Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
 (map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Minneapolis is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Belarus

Belarus

🇧🇾 REPUBLIC OF BELARUS

Location: Europe
Languages: Russian, Belarussian
Population: 9,408,350 (2020)
Capital: Minsk

FEATURED EPISODES

Minsk, BELARUS (map)
The Movie
The gang all ends up (in very different ways) seeing the movie “Rochelle, Rochelle,” about a young girl’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk (which, for the record, is a 1003 mile journey).

Minsk, BELARUS (map)
The Smelly Car
George loses the video store copy of “Rochelle, Rochelle” (about a young girl’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk) after it mysteriously disappears from the smelly car, of which he tries to get compensated by the restaurant that “funked up” Jerry’s car (which, of course, fails miserably).

Minsk, BELARUS (map)
The Understudy
Jerry dates the understudy to Bette Midler in the musical version of “Rochelle, Rochelle,” of which Midler sings a line to Kramer about the eponymous “strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.”

Pinsk, BELARUS (map)
The Understudy
One of the lines Bette Midler sings to Kramer from “Rochelle, Rochelle” says “You never stopped hoping, now you’re in the Pinsk, Rochelle, Rochelle.”

The Highlights Of 100

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The Highlights Of 100 (season 6, episodes 14 & 15)

written by Peter Mehlman, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: February 2, 1995

An hour-long look back at highlights from the first 100 episodes.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv is not featured in this episode. Monk’s Café is only featured in clips of previous episodes.

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry introduces the retrospective of six seasons and 100 episodes, sharing the gang’s many experiences, “both positive and negative…mostly negative.”

Texas

Texas

STATE OF TEXAS

Nickname: The Lone Star State
Population: 28,995,881 (2019)
Capital: Austin

FEATURED EPISODES

Texas Panhandle
TEXAS
(map)
The Stock Tip
Jerry mentions that Elaine’s grape could mutate into one similar that terrorized a small town in the Panhandle: “they had to call in the army – it had a pit of steel!”

Dealey Plaza Historic District
411 Elm St., Dallas, TEXAS
(map)
The Bet
In the abandoned script, Elaine holds a gun to her head and asks Jerry “Where do you want it, the Kennedy? The McKinley?” This is in reference to the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy, by a bullet to the head, in Dallas on November 22, 1963.

HemisFair Arena (NOW CLOSED)
434 S. Alamo St., San Antonio, TEXAS
(map)
The Heart Attack
When asking Tor to translate Jerry’s half-asleep note, all he comes up with is “Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.” The San Antonio Spurs played here during the 1990-91 NBA season.

Dallas, TEXAS (map)
The Busboy
Jerry mentions Dallas in his mid-episode monologue, joking how airlines should just use cannons to shoot commuters to their destination.

Houston, TEXAS (map)
The Letter
Mr. Lippman goes to a publisher’s convention in Houston, and decides to read the Sunday sports section (with Elaine’s picture) on the plane there.

TEXAS (map)
The Chaperone
Kramer notes at the previous Miss America pageant, Miss Texas should have won easily, but lost points in the swimsuit competition because she didn’t tape her breasts together. Host Regis Philbin later announces Miss Rhode Island as following Miss Texas.

Dallas, TEXAS (map)
The Mom And Pop Store
Jerry reveals he owns cowboy boots because a club in Dallas he worked couldn’t afford to pay him, so they gave him cowboy boots instead.

Dallas Arms Hotel (NOT REAL)
Dallas, TEXAS

The Secretary
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DALLAS ARMS” is visible, next to a list of games against the Texas Rangers.

Dallas Arms Hotel (NOT REAL)
Dallas, TEXAS

The Diplomat’s Club
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DALLAS ARMS” is visible, next to a list of games against the Texas Rangers.

George Bush Intercontinental Airport
2800 N. Terminal Rd., Houston, TEXAS
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Earl mentions he’s stuck at LaGuardia because he’s flight has been delayed…”they’re all morons.” Earl later bets Kramer that Flight 902 to Pittsburgh will depart before his flight, Flight 44, leaves for Houston.

Houston, TEXAS (map)
The Hot Tub
George hosts team representatives flying in from the Houston Astros organization, to discuss interleague play against the Yankees.

Texas School Book Depository
411 Elm St., Dallas, TEXAS
(map)
The Secret Code
Elaine mentions she once was talking to Fred about how her uncle worked at the depository with Lee Harvey Oswald, where Oswald winked at him and said he was going to catch a movie when he found out John F. Kennedy was shot.

TEXAS (map)
The Fatigues
Frank prepares (and overspices) 600 pounds of “once-prime” Texas steer for his platoon during the Korean War.

El Paso, TEXAS (map)
The Merv Griffin Show
George mentions that the tiny squirrel veterinary instruments are being flown in at his expense from El Paso, to which Kramer comments how “I spent a month there one night.”

North Dakota

North Dakota

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA

Nickname: The Peace Garden State
Population: 762,062 (2019)
Capital: Bismarck

FEATURED EPISODES

NORTH DAKOTA (map)
The Chaperone
Miss North Dakota was one of the three delegates for the Miss America pageant that were at the Yankee game, where Jerry asks out Miss Rhode Island.

NORTH DAKOTA (map)
The Maestro
George argues with Jerry on the size of Tuscany: “Do you know how big Tuscany is? It’s huge! It’s probably like North Dakota!” In fact, Tuscany is 8,877 square miles, while North Dakota is 70,704 square miles, nearly 8 times the size of Tuscany.