Switzerland

Switzerland

🇨🇭 SWISS CONFEDERATION

Location: Europe
Languages: German, French, Italian, Romansh
Population: 8,667,100 (2020)
Capital: Bern

FEATURED EPISODES

SWITZERLAND (map)
The Good Samaritan
Elaine, at dinner with George, Robin and Michael, tells them about how she dated a matador named “Eduardo Carrochio,” who she met at a bullfight in Switzerland.

SWITZERLAND (map)
The Label Maker
Kramer wants to put the Risk game in a neutral place between his and Newman’s, declaring Jerry to be like Switzerland (Jerry: “I don’t wanna be Switzerland!”).

Jungfrau Railway
Bernese Oberland, SWITZERLAND
(map)
The Hot Tub
Kramer has a poster over his bed of the Jungfrau Railway in the Bernese Oberland.

SWITZERLAND (map)
The Finale
Elaine suggests the gang use NBC’s private jet to visit here, to which George kaiboshes the suggestion, because it is “a bit hilly.”

Nevada

Nevada

STATE OF NEVADA

Nickname: The Silver State
Population: 3,080,156 (2019)
Capital: Carson City

FEATURED EPISODES

Las Vegas, NEVADA (map)
The Pitch / Ticket
Jerry mentions Las Vegas in his closing monologue, joking that traffic offenders should be punished with perpetual slow drivers surrounding them, especially on trips to places like Vegas.

Las Vegas, NEVADA (map)
The Beard
Jerry is asked the following “Melrose Place”-related question on his polygraph test: “Did Jane’s finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?”

Las Vegas, NEVADA (map)
The Van Buren Boys
Jerry, already wanting to dump his current girlfriend Ellen, wonders aloud in front of his parents if his ex Amber is back from Vegas.

Las Vegas, NEVADA (map)
The Burning
Jerry mentions comics use showmanship in Vegas…to which George questions whether Jerry’s actually played Vegas, with Jerry only replying “I hear things!”

Texas

Texas

STATE OF TEXAS

Nickname: The Lone Star State
Population: 28,995,881 (2019)
Capital: Austin

FEATURED EPISODES

Texas Panhandle
TEXAS
(map)
The Stock Tip
Jerry mentions that Elaine’s grape could mutate into one similar that terrorized a small town in the Panhandle: “they had to call in the army – it had a pit of steel!”

Dealey Plaza Historic District
411 Elm St., Dallas, TEXAS
(map)
The Bet
In the abandoned script, Elaine holds a gun to her head and asks Jerry “Where do you want it, the Kennedy? The McKinley?” This is in reference to the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy, by a bullet to the head, in Dallas on November 22, 1963.

HemisFair Arena (NOW CLOSED)
434 S. Alamo St., San Antonio, TEXAS
(map)
The Heart Attack
When asking Tor to translate Jerry’s half-asleep note, all he comes up with is “Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.” The San Antonio Spurs played here during the 1990-91 NBA season.

Dallas, TEXAS (map)
The Busboy
Jerry mentions Dallas in his mid-episode monologue, joking how airlines should just use cannons to shoot commuters to their destination.

Houston, TEXAS (map)
The Letter
Mr. Lippman goes to a publisher’s convention in Houston, and decides to read the Sunday sports section (with Elaine’s picture) on the plane there.

TEXAS (map)
The Chaperone
Kramer notes at the previous Miss America pageant, Miss Texas should have won easily, but lost points in the swimsuit competition because she didn’t tape her breasts together. Host Regis Philbin later announces Miss Rhode Island as following Miss Texas.

Dallas, TEXAS (map)
The Mom And Pop Store
Jerry reveals he owns cowboy boots because a club in Dallas he worked couldn’t afford to pay him, so they gave him cowboy boots instead.

Dallas Arms Hotel (NOT REAL)
Dallas, TEXAS

The Secretary
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DALLAS ARMS” is visible, next to a list of games against the Texas Rangers.

Dallas Arms Hotel (NOT REAL)
Dallas, TEXAS

The Diplomat’s Club
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DALLAS ARMS” is visible, next to a list of games against the Texas Rangers.

George Bush Intercontinental Airport
2800 N. Terminal Rd., Houston, TEXAS
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Earl mentions he’s stuck at LaGuardia because he’s flight has been delayed…”they’re all morons.” Earl later bets Kramer that Flight 902 to Pittsburgh will depart before his flight, Flight 44, leaves for Houston.

Houston, TEXAS (map)
The Hot Tub
George hosts team representatives flying in from the Houston Astros organization, to discuss interleague play against the Yankees.

Texas School Book Depository
411 Elm St., Dallas, TEXAS
(map)
The Secret Code
Elaine mentions she once was talking to Fred about how her uncle worked at the depository with Lee Harvey Oswald, where Oswald winked at him and said he was going to catch a movie when he found out John F. Kennedy was shot.

TEXAS (map)
The Fatigues
Frank prepares (and overspices) 600 pounds of “once-prime” Texas steer for his platoon during the Korean War.

El Paso, TEXAS (map)
The Merv Griffin Show
George mentions that the tiny squirrel veterinary instruments are being flown in at his expense from El Paso, to which Kramer comments how “I spent a month there one night.”

The Chronicle

921-22 - Chronicle

The Chronicle (season 9, episodes 21 & 22)

written by Darin Henry, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: May 14, 1998

A look back at favorite moments from all nine seasons.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv is not featured in this episode. Monk’s Café is only featured in clips of previous episodes.

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry introduces a series retrospective of highlights from his apartment, as the rest of the gang yells at him from the hallway to hurry for a movie.

Japan

Japan

🇯🇵 STATE OF JAPAN

Location: Asia
Languages: Japanese
Population: 125,480,000 (2021)
Capital: Tokyo

FEATURED EPISODES

JAPAN (map)
The Calzone
Jerry proclaims his new girlfriend’s power to make her like “a beautiful Godzilla,” to which George adds “without thousands of fleeing Japanese.”

JAPAN (map)
The Checks
Jerry gets tons of tiny royalty checks for his one-second appearance on the Super Terriffic Happy Hour. Kramer befriends three Japanese tourists, Mr. Oh, Mr. Tanaka and Mr. Yamaguchi, who Kramer “houses” in his drawers in his apartment. Kramer and George try and convince Jerry to pitch the pilot to Japanese TV. And according to Kramer, oranges are rare in Japan (“you’ve forgotten what its like to have no oranges.”)

Tokyo, JAPAN (map)
The Checks
Kramer mentions that hotels in Tokyo all have stacked beds, and thus his guests sleeping in his drawers “feel right at home!”

JAPAN (map)
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry tells Seth he almost had his own show in Japan, but is puzzled when asked by Seth as to what language the show would have been broadcast in.

JAPAN (map)
The Susie
When George asks the gang how much he could theoretically make as a gigolo, Elaine asks whether in America or Japan, as the Japanese are more enlightened, and “can see beyond the physical.”

JAPAN (map)
The Finale
Kramer suggests the gang use NBC’s plane to visit here, so they can all be catered to by geishas.

Michigan

Michigan

STATE OF MICHIGAN

Nickname: The Wolverine State
Population: 9,986,857 (2019)
Capital: Lansing

FEATURED EPISODES

Lansing, MICHIGAN (map)
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry tells George that he met Laura at a show he did in Lansing.

Detroit, MICHIGAN (map)
The Apartment
George mentions his flat-headed friend Adam from Detroit finds that his wedding band attracts women, prompting George’s sociological experiment.

Detroit, MICHIGAN (map)
The Implant
George goes to Detroit with Betsy for Aunt Clarice’s funeral, where he is first praised (as the “go-to guy”), and then shunned (as the “double dipper”) by Betsy’s family.

Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport
2500 W.G. Rogell Dr., Romulus, MICHIGAN
 (map)
The Implant
George presents a picture of him next to a casket (presumably and hopefully Aunt Clarice’s) to his airline to try and get a bereavement fare…which does not work.

Detroit Plaza Hotel (NOT REAL)
Detroit, MICHIGAN

The Diplomat’s Club
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DETROIT PLAZA” is visible, next to a list of games against the Detroit Tigers.

MICHIGAN (map)
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer mentions that Michigan offers a 10 cent bottle refund (rather than the typical 5 cents), enthralling Newman to come up with a plan to make maximum profits from bottle deposits.

USPS Second Domestic Regional Sorting Facility (NOT REAL)
Saginaw, MICHIGAN
 (map)
The Bottle Deposit
Newman signs up to make a delivery to the Second Domestic Regional Sorting Facility in Saginaw just before Mother’s Day, using the rest of his truck for bottles.

MICHIGAN (map)
The Merv Griffin Show
George uses a videotape of his boyhood trip to Michigan to make Celia fall asleep so they can play with her toys. The tapes reveal George’s parents changing him…when he was 7 and a half years old.

Kentucky

Kentucky

STATE OF KENTUCKY

Nickname: The Bluegrass State
Population: 4,467,673 (2019)
Capital: Frankfort

FEATURED EPISODES

Cumberland Gap, KENTUCKY (map)
The Red Dot
Jerry mentions the Cumberland Gap to Dick during his set, in trying to explain smooth trails for alcohol transport via wagon. The Cumberland Gap runs through Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia.

Cincinnati / Northern Kentucky International Airport
2939 Terminal Dr., Hebron, KENTUCKY
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Cincinnati is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

KENTUCKY (map)
The Bizarro Jerry
Jerry asks Elaine if she “steel-toed his ass back to Kentucky,” in reference to dumping Kevin, “the Bizarro Jerry.”

Cincinnati / Northern Kentucky International Airport
2939 Terminal Dr., Hebron, KENTUCKY
(map)
The Serenity Now
Showing off his anger, Jerry yells at his airline for trying to stop him over in Cincinnati, even getting a first class upgrade due to his outburst. Although the airport serves Cincinnati, it is actually located just over the Ohio state border in Kentucky.

Haiti

Haiti

🇭🇹 REPUBLIC OF HAITI

Location: North America
Languages: French, Haitian Creole
Population: 11,743,017 (2020)
Capital: Port-au-Prince

FEATURED EPISODES

HAITI (map)
The Merv Griffin Show
Mr. Peterman says that the constant Tic Tacs rattling sound around his office reminds him of the Haitian voodoo rattle torture…and then asks Elaine if she’s “gone over to their side.”

India

India

🇮🇳 REPUBLIC OF INDIA

Location: Asia
Languages: Hindi, English
Population: 1,375,513,356 (2021)
Capital: New Delhi

FEATURED EPISODES

West Bengal, INDIA (map)
The Fatigues
Eddie comes up with gruesome copy for Bengalese galoshes (“it’s tough keeping your feet dry, when you’re kicking in a skull!”).

INDIA (map)
The Betrayal
Jerry, Elaine, George and George’s girlfriend Nina head to India for Sue Ellen Mischke’s wedding…until its discovered that Elaine slept with the groom (which George blurts in front of the entire wedding).

Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport
Sahar Rd., Mumbai, INDIA
(map)
The Betrayal
“Notes About Nothing” on the Season 9 DVD set mentions the flight distance from New York City to Mumbai Airport, so its implied this is the airport they flew to and from.

Bosnia And Herzegovina

Bosnia

🇧🇦 BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA

Location: Europe
Languages: Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian
Population: 3,332,593 (2019)
Capital: Sarajevo

FEATURED EPISODES

Sarajevo International Airport
Kurta Schorka 36, Sarajevo, BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA
 (map)
The Betrayal
Jerry is shocked to discover that the gang’s flight to India for Sue-Ellen’s wedding has a stopover in Sarajevo.