The Doodle

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The Doodle (season 6, episode 20)

written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: April 6, 1995

George is upset by his girlfriend’s drawing of him. Jerry’s flea-infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine’s luxury hotel suite.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry discovers his apartment is infested with fleas, thanks to Newman. Elaine is forced to scramble inside the fumigating apartment for a manuscript, while Kramer spends 90 minutes unknowingly making a sandwich and reading. Elaine tells George that Paula truly does like George, as “looks aren’t important to her.”

Monk’s Café
George shows Jerry and Elaine Paula’s doodle of him, a “Mr. Magoo” lookalike. Kramer takes Elaine through the Billy Mumphrey manuscript story, in the hopes Elaine will remember enough for her interview. George visits the coffee shop ensconced in velvet, much to Paula’s indifference.

Pappardella
316 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
Jerry, Shelly, George and Paula go on a double-date…where Jerry busts Shelly for putting pecans in her mouth and putting them back on the plate, and George sees Paula’s doodle of him on a napkin.

OREGON (map)
Kramer is ecstatic that Mackinaw peaches are in from Oregon, as they’re only in season two weeks of the year; however, he later cannot enjoy due to his exposure to toxic fumes.

New School For Social Research
66 W. 12th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street – Union Square (N,Q,R)
Elaine and Paula take a drawing class here, and George meets Paula here as well. Elaine later questions Paula to see if she “likes” George, who she thinks is “totally cool.”

Viking Press
The Hippodrome, 1120 Sixth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 42nd Street – Bryant Park (B,D,F,M)
Elaine is recommended for a job here, and pretends she’s from out of town to use their room at the Plaza Hotel. The offices share the same building as Jackie Chiles’ office during Seasons 7-9, yet Viking Press is actually owned by Penguin Group, headquartered at 375 Hudson St.

Plaza Hotel
2 Central Park S., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 5th Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
Elaine gets a free room here after lying that she is in from out of town for a job interview, but she ends up letting Helen and Morty stay there when Jerry’s apartment gets infested with fleas. Helen, Morty, Uncle Leo and Nana end up trashing the room and spending hundreds of dollars on amenities…and Uncle Leo apparently springs for an Asian hooker.

Pines Of Mar Gables
Elaine uses Jerry’s parents address as her own in her interview with Viking Press, in order to get a free stay at the Plaza Hotel.

Elaine’s Apartment
Elaine meets her friend Judy outside her building, thanking her for the interview opportunity at Viking, when discovering she left an important manuscript for the interview at Jerry’s.

Newman’s Apartment
Jerry investigates Newman as the potential source of his fleas, after discovering discarded Chunky wrappers in his sofa.

Lincoln Center For The Performing Arts
70 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
George, angry with Paula, says “I suppose we could go to Lincoln Center and I can wear sneakers and jeans, and that would be fine too!”…to which Paula invites George to drape himself in velvet.

Shelly’s apartment
270 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
Shelly tries making Jerry use her toothbrush…forcing their breakup after Jerry refuses in disgust. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

The Pledge Drive

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The Pledge Drive (season 6, episode 3)

written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: October 6, 1994

Elaine’s friend’s high-talking boyfriend confuses everyone over the phone. Elaine witnesses Mr. Pitt eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork and the trend catches on. George thinks everyone’s giving him the finger. Jerry hosts a PBS pledge drive.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Kramer convinces Jerry to cash his Nana’s checks, leading to catastrophe when her account is overdrawn and she disappears. Elaine gets confused between speaking with Noreen and Dan (the high talker), eventually losing track and inadvertently telling Nana to drop dead.

Monk’s Café
Elaine mentions to the gang how Mr. Pitt eats his candy with cutlery, noticing a new trend around the coffee shop. Jerry asks a favor of George, to bring a Yankee player to the pledge drive.

Noreen & Dan’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK

Elaine constantly calls Noreen, spilling the beans about her life and relationship before realizing she is talking to Dan, the “high talker.”

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
Mr. Pitt introduces Elaine to eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, “the way these society types eat their candy bars.”

Yankee Stadium
George tries to pitch to Mr. Morgan on having a Yankee at the PBS pledge drive Jerry and Kramer are volunteering at.

WPIX Channel 11
220 E. 42nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Grand Central – 42nd Street (4,5,6,7)
Mr. Morgan claims he doesn’t want the Yankees to participate in the PBS drive, since the Yankees already do so much promotion for Channel 11. George’s response: “Forgive me for trying to class up this place – trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch ‘Channel 11.'”

Nana’s apartment
55 Leroy St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Houston Street (1)
Jerry’s Nana discovers that her Chemical account is overdrawn…and wakes up at 5:30 to go visit the bank. Uncle Leo later calls when discovering she is missing for a doctor’s apartment, where he claims that Nana hasn’t left her apartment in 25 years. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Chemical Bank (now Chase Bank)
1251 Sixth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 47-50th Streets – Rockefeller Center (B,D,F,M)
Nana gets lost trying to find an old branch of her bank, which burned down (“It burned! It’s gone!”), but gets directed to the Main Customer Service Branch on 49th St. by a friendly thug (“ask for Mr. Fleming…he’ll help you”) – this is the closest location to 49th St.

WNET Channel 13 (NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 58th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 59th Street – Columbus Circle (A,B,C,D,1)
Jerry co-hosts a PBS pledge drive, while Kramer takes phone calls (in exchange for a free tote bag), and Nana makes a pledge, forcing Leo to interrupt the broadcast screaming “STOP THE SHOW!” “Notes About Nothing” on the Season 6 DVD lists WNET Public TV’s offices at 450 W. 33rd St, which was their address from 1998-2011, and they are now located at 825 Eighth Ave.

San Francisco, CALIFORNIA (map)
Kramer tries to sell Dan on “Amistead Maupin’s Tales Of The City,” a PBS miniseries based on “gender-bending and swinging San Francisco.”

Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Christopher Street – Sheridan Square (1)
A very misinformed Kramer also tries to sell Dan on watching “Before Stonewall,” a PBS documentary “about those dark ages when you couldn’t come out of the closet, lest you be persecuted, because of your…you know.”

gas station
NEW YORK

George follows the middle finger driver to a gas station, where he discovers the man is in a cast with only his middle finger stuck up. George mentions to the driver that he followed him for about an hour out of Manhattan.

The Wallet

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The Wallet (season 4, episode 5)

written by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: September 23, 1992

Jerry has to explain to his parents why he isn’t wearing the watch they gave him, which he threw in the trash. Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor’s office. George negotiates his way out of the NBC pilot deal.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry’s parents are stunned to hear about Crazy Joe Davola, and more so that somebody could possibly not like Jerry. Elaine surprises the rest of the gang when she returns from her European vacation.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
Jerry picks his parents up from the airport, telling them about their pilot for NBC. A sign seen at the episode’s opening shows that Jerry is on a road headed towards the Van Wyck Expressway and Belt Parkway, with a right for South Cargo Rd. coming up.

parked spot
New York, NEW YORK

While in the car after a date with Susan, George passes on the pilot price on Jerry’s “behalf,” as they were not offered enough money.

airport gas station
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
Jerry stops for gas, where he and Morty argue over who will pay.

Jimmy Sherman (NOT REAL)
W. 85th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
Jerry lies and tells Kramer and his parents that he took the watch his parents gave him to be fixed at Jimmy Sherman at 85th and Columbus.

Kramer’s Apartment
Jerry corners Kramer as he’s re-entering his apartment, telling him that the watch repair story is made up, and not to bring up the watch again.

New York City Department Of Sanitation
125 Worth St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J)
In a deleted scene, Kramer suggests that Jerry track down his discarded watch by visiting the Sanitation Department, to see if any of their garbage sifters have found it.

NYU Hospital For Joint Diseases
301 E. 17th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 3rd Avenue (L)
Morty flies in to New York to visit a back specialist, but ends up leaving early after he believes the doctor stole his wallet from the exam room.

Sullivan’s (NOT REAL)
FLORIDA
(map)
Helen defends the sofa with the giant metal bar, because they bought it from Sullivan’s, “a good store.”

Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (map)
Elaine asks Kramer how his time in California was when she returns and surprises the gang.

Dr. Reston’s office
New York, NEW YORK

Elaine tries convincing Dr. Reston that she has a new lover in her life…and that man is Kramer. Dr. Reston tells a client over the phone that his office is just east of Madison Avenue.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
Jerry, Helen, Morty and Uncle Leo are out for dinner, where Jerry discovers that Leo found and is now wearing his discarded watch, and tries desperately to hide it from his parents.

The Ex-Girlfriend

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The Ex-Girlfriend (season 2, episode 1)

written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: January 23, 1991

Jerry begins seeing George’s ex, Marlene, but George is more annoyed that Jerry went behind his back to pay the balance of a bogus chiropractor bill. Marlene breaks-up with Jerry because she doesn’t like his comedy act.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
George proudly declares that he has broken up with Marlene, opening the door for Jerry to begin to see her.

Monk’s Café
Jerry meets with Marlene here shortly after she breaks up with George. He later confesses to seeing Marlene, which George declares he really has no issue with Jerry and Marlene dating.

George’s Apartment
George mentions how Marlene “seduced him” in his apartment by stealing his seat.

Elaine’s Apartment
Elaine mentions how she is on a no-talk basis with a teacher in her building.

Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

Kramer tries convincing Jerry to buy fruit here, as he finds that supermarket fruit stinks. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

Marlene’s apartment
224 E. 11th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Astor Place (6)
George realizes he left some of his books at Marlene’s after breaking up with her, desperately asking Jerry to get them back for him. This is also the same as Carrie’s apartment from “The Boyfriend.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

chiropractor’s office
New York, NEW YORK

George refuses to pay an additional fee out of principle, which Jerry pays off after George storms out of the office.

parking spot
New York, NEW YORK

Jerry and Marlene are parked, where Marlene dumps Jerry as she disliked his act, and must be with someone that she respects what they do…to which Jerry replies with “you’re a cashier!”

Male Unbonding

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Male Unbonding (season 1, episode 4)

written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: June 14, 1990

Jerry tries to “break up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Kramer inadvertently forces Jerry into a conversation with Joel Hornick, where they set a date to have lunch. Joel later shows up at Jerry’s apartment, after hanging out with Kramer.

Monk’s Café
Jerry is forced to “dump” an Joel after growing tired of his childish antics and his generally irritating personality.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
George mentions he and Jerry have courtside tickets to see the Knicks, which Jerry gives away to Joel to get him to stop crying.

IRAN (map)
Proving Joel’s ignorance and self-obsessiveness, Jerry blurts out that he was invited to perform for Hezbollah at their annual summer luncheon in Iran.

Security Merchants Bank (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

George goes to the bank to deposit a giant container of change, where Jerry breaks the news that he gave away his Knicks ticket to Joel.

EASTERN EUROPE (map)
Jerry and Elaine lie to Joel, claiming they are busy later in the week for choir practice of Eastern European national anthems, “you know, with the Wall being down and everything.”

Berlin Wall
Berlin, GERMANY
(map)
Jerry and Elaine lie to Joel, claiming they are busy later in the week for choir practice of Eastern European national anthems, “you know, with the Wall being down and everything.”

Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania

COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA

Nickname: The Keystone State
Population: 12,801,989 (2019)
Capital: Harrisburg

FEATURED EPISODES

Pocono Mountains, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Apartment
George argues that he’s a bigger idiot than Jerry for going on a singles weekend in the Poconos.

PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Note
Jerry inappropriately brings up a story about a child kidnapped in Pennsylvania to his physical therapist, sending her into a panic and essentially banning Jerry from her practice.

Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Letter
Kramer heckles Yankees third baseman Charlie Hayes by yelling “you better catch it here Charlie, because this ain’t Philadelphia!”

Gettysburg, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Pitch / Ticket
Jerry and George are told by another comic about Gettysburg as a tourist spot, starting a conversation by George about toilet paper during the Civil War.

Philadelphia International Airport
8800 Essington Ave., Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Opera
Susan makes it to the opera at the last minute, telling George she didn’t have to pick up her friend at the airport because her plane had to land in Philadelphia.

Pocono Mountains, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Junior Mint
Jerry, “the boyfriend,” tries to kaibosh Elaine’s date with Roy by claiming they are visiting here soon. Elaine, “the girlfriend,” later tries to kaibosh her plans with Roy in favor of the fake Poconos trip, to which Jerry claims he’ll “think about it.”

Camp Tioga (NOW CLOSED)
1635 State Rd. 2036, Thompson, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Pilot
Wilton Marshall recognizes a wigged Elaine at the “Jerry” taping, after not having seen her since going to camp with her here in 1978.

Pittsburgh International Airport
1000 Airport Blvd., Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Earl bets Kramer that Flight 902 to Pittsburgh will depart before his flight, Flight 44, departs to Houston.

Philadelphia International Airport
8800 Essington Ave., Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Philadelphia is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Camp Tioga (NOW CLOSED)
1635 State Rd. 2036, Thompson, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Cadillac
When Mrs. Choate says she recognizes Jerry, he asks “did you ever go to Camp Tioga?”

Reading, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Blood
George tries covering for Elaine to Vivian by saying she’s moving to live with her grandparents in Reading…yet Vivian knows right away that they died five years earlier.

Pennsylvania Dutch Country
PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Frogger
Lisi surprises Jerry with a trip here, only because Jerry slept with her out of fear of “The Lopper.” Dutch Country is based in the cities of York, Lancaster, Hershey, Reading and Allentown.

Queens, New York City

Queens

BOROUGH OF QUEENS

Population: 2,253,858 (2019)
County: Queens

FEATURED EPISODES

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Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Kramer mentions he went to the Mets game that night, but Jerry wonders how this is possible, as Kramer evidently hasn’t left the building in 10 years.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry and George go to pick up Laura at JFK, discussing “signals” and meanings regarding how Laura will greet Jerry.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Bet
In the abandoned script, Jerry, George and Elaine travel to the airport, to question the flight attendant about her supposed tryst with Kramer, to settle Jerry and George’s bet over the story’s validity. The script details never reveal which airport the gang visits.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Baby Shower
George picks up Jerry from the airport, with the ulterior motive of taking Jerry back to his apartment so he can confront Leslie at her baby shower.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Busboy
Elaine details her route to get Ed to the airport, back to Seattle, and out of her life:
1. Queens-Midtown Tunnel
2. Long Island Expressway
3. Queens Blvd. (“I took the shoulder!”)
4. Jewel Ave. (“I used the median!”)
5. Van Wyck Expwy. (“They say no one’s ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this…I came as close as anyone ever has!”)
6. Rockaway Blvd.
7. JFK (she nearly makes it, but a 5-car pileup on Rockaway forces Ed to miss the flight)

Woodhaven Clinic (NOT REAL)
Woodhaven, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Truth
George and Jerry visit Patrice to find out the status of Jerry’s tax papers.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Café
Jerry mentions how George once passed his friend a test out the window during college, making him a campus legend.

Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Boyfriend
The site of the infamous “Second Spitter” incident, where Roger McDowell attacked Kramer and Newman via saliva following the Mets vs. Phillies matchup on June 14, 1987.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Limo
Jerry flies “Atlantic Northern” from Chicago to Kennedy. The episode reveals that the airport George picks up Jerry from is Kennedy, as the Belt Parkway leads directly into JFK.

Belt Parkway
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Limo
George’s car breaks down on the Belt en route to Kennedy airport.

Grand Central Parkway
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Limo
George’s questions the limo driver as to why they are pulling off the Grand Central, when its revealed that Jerry and George will not be the only passengers in the limo.

Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Good Samaritan
Jerry claimed in his lie to Elaine that he followed the hit-and-runner over the bridge into Queens, where he then got into a fight.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Trip
Jerry and George head to “La La Land,” where George is accosted for his hand cream at airport security. Which airport they head to is not determined in the episode.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Wallet
Jerry picks his parents up from the airport, telling them about their pilot for NBC. A sign seen at the episode’s opening shows that Jerry is on a road headed towards the Van Wyck Expressway and Belt Parkway, with a right for South Cargo Rd. coming up.

airport gas station
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Wallet
Jerry stops for gas, where he and Morty argue over who will pay.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Bubble Boy
Jerry mentions George once drove from his apartment to Kennedy in 25 minutes…which George later describes to Susan as only being 15.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Opera
Susan makes it to the opera at the last minute, telling George she didn’t have to pick up her friend at the airport because her plane had to land in Philadelphia.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Airport
Jerry and Elaine are originally supposed to fly into JFK, but are re-booked to LaGuardia after the original flight is cancelled, and eventually back to JFK due to equipment problems. George and Kramer make the pick-up here late (after Kramer scraps George’s original route of “The Grand Central! The Van Wyck!” by taking the Long Island Expressway), but are then forced to rush to LGA, and eventually back to JFK once again.

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
The Airport
Jerry and Elaine’s original flight is cancelled, so they are booked into LaGuardia…just in different seats.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Implant
The home of “Atlantic Northern” airlines, where George tries to get a bereavement rate. There is a good chance this is meant to be Kennedy airport, as the episode’s ending in Detroit shows a boarding screen for flight 1141 at 8:00 to JFK.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Mango
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College shirt in his apartment.

USTA National Tennis Center (now USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center)
Flushing Meadows Corona Park, Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Lip Reader
Jerry and George watch the 1993 US Open (watching Mary Pierce of France vs. Natalia Baudone of Italy in the Women’s 1st Round Final, where Pierce won 6-0, 6-7, 7-6). George gets busted on TV with his face full of ice cream; Jerry asks out Laura, the “BL.” Kramer becomes the first “ball-man,” and knocks out Monica Seles (Kramer says he’s working the finals with Monica Seles, but real finals had Steffi Graf of Germany beating Helena Sukova of Czechia 6-3, 6-3).

Food And Drug Administration, Northeast Region
158-15 Liberty Ave., Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Jamaica Center – Parsons / Archer (E,J,Z)
The Non-Fat Yogurt
This is the location of the Northeast Region of FDA Office of Regulatory Affairs, where Elaine mentions she will call to inquire about how non-fat the “non-fat” yogurt actually is.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Barber
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College hat to cover up his terrible haircut.

Queensboro Plaza station
27th St. and Queens Pl., Long Island City, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Queensboro Plaza (7,N,Q)
The Cigar Store Indian
Kramer tries to grab a gyro from the station platform, but misses getting back on the train, and loses his gyro (as Jerry has happen later by Al Roker). Elaine later tries grabbing a gyro, and is successful…but gets sauce on Frank’s new TV Guide. This station is accessible on the N, Q or 7 lines.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Marine Biologist
Elaine mentions her and Lippman will pick up Testikov from the airport in a limo…and Jerry offers her “Golden Boy” for support.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Marine Biologist
Elaine sees a page about Jerry in the Queens College alumni magazine. Jerry later bumps into Diane DeConn, a former classmate of Jerry and George’s (who was George’s “it girl”), who he tells that George is now a successful marine biologist.

Rockaway Beach, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Beach 90th Street (A,S)
The Marine Biologist
Kramer suggests he, Jerry and George hit the “600 Titelists in the trunk of my car” into the ocean. This is where George later goes on his mission to save a dying beached whale.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Raincoats
Jerry, Kramer and Morty await Jack’s boxes at the airport…only to discover they’re wrecked. Helen and Morty later fly back to Miami (at Gate 18A, Atlantic Northern flight 433), much to Aaron’s disappointment.

Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Chinese Woman
Frank remarks to George that unlike Queens, Manhattan apparently has no mosquitoes, an idea George is quite skeptical with.

Kew Gardens, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Chinese Woman
George mentions he had to go from lunch with his mother (probably near her house in Flushing) to see his father in Kew Gardens to play Clue.

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
The Diplomat’s Club
Jerry and Kramer visit the Diplomat’s Club (Jerry “followed the planes”), Jerry to fly United Airlines with Katie to Ithaca, and Kramer to hang out. Jerry barely makes it back from Ithaca to spend any time with Bridget. Kramer meets Earl Haffler, and makes bets on arrivals and departures out of LaGuardia. He originally offers the Son Of Sam’s mailbag as gambling collateral, but the deal is off when Earl finds out Jerry is on the Ithaca flight and caused its delay.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Pool Guy
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College shirt when talking to Ramon at the health club.

Price Club (now Costco)
3250 Vernon Blvd., Long Island City, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Broadway (N,Q)
The Rye
Kramer loads up on everything here…but eventually realizes he overbought, leading to creative solutions for getting rid of it. The closest Price Club to Kramer is this location in Long Island City.

Queens Convalescent Center (NOT REAL)
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Doll
Where Kramer and Frank meet with the Maestro to discuss the picture…and they learn a pant-crease trick from Maestro. Elaine later goes to drop off her “other guy” poster at a performance Maestro has…with a bent baton. Likely either meant to be the Queens Center For Rehabilitation (15715 19th Ave., Flushing) or Queens Adult Care Center (8008 45th Ave., Flushing).

Price Club (now Costco)
3250 Vernon Blvd., Long Island City, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Broadway (N,Q)
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer loads up on everything here, destroying Jerry’s car engine in the process.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Foundation
Jerry picks up Elaine from the airport after her return from six weeks in Mexico.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry bumps into Seth, an old college friend, where he pushes him to go for lunch…and subsequently gets him fired from his job.

Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Little Jerry
Jerry mentions how George once didn’t want to date a woman from Queens because she lived “over the bridge.”

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
The Comeback
George touches down from Akron, but quickly heads back towards the airport when he thinks up another zinger.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Van Buren Boys
Jerry leaves to pick up his parents, who he has flown in to meet and “review” Ellen, and ideally fly back home the same day.

Queensboro Bridge
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 21st Street – Queensbridge (F)
The Nap
Jerry tells Elaine that her bed smells due to Kramer swimming the East River between the Queensboro Bridge to the Brooklyn Bridge.

Francis Lewis High School
58-20 Utopia Pkwy., Fresh Meadows, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Jamaica – 179th Street (F)
The Muffin Tops
George mentions he has been replaced at his old Yankees post by an intern, Keith, who comes in Mondays after school from Lewis High.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Butter Shave
Elaine, Puddy and “Vegetable Lasagna” are forced to share a cab from the airport after a 22-hour flight together, due to a cab shortage.

Dante Caterers (NOW CLOSED)
75-07 31st Ave., East Elmhurst, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Northern Boulevard (M,R)
The Serenity Now
Elaine goes to Adam Lippman’s bar mitzvah here, where he kisses her to prove his manhood…and Elaine brings Boggle as a gift.

Bayside, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Strike
George claims to Mr. Kruger that due to the persecution against Festivus, “they drove my family out of Bayside!”

Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Puerto Rican Day
The gang is driving home from a Mets game (where the Mets were losing 9-0), when they get stuck in major traffic for the Puerto Rican Day parade.

The Outing

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The Outing (season 4, episode 17)

written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: February 11, 1993

Jerry and George are mistakenly outed by a reporter. They try to squash the rumor that they are gay: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
NYU reporter Sharon Leonard interviews Jerry and George, before they figure out her assumption, with George trying to remedy the situation: “Do want to have sex with me right now?! Come on, let’s go, baby!” Jerry later mocks the situation on Kramer’s two-line phone, only making matters worse with the reporter.

Monk’s Café
Elaine, having fun with the eavesdropper behind Jerry and George, begins to talk to them as if they are a gay couple…but the eavesdropper turns out to be a reporter doing a feature on Jerry, who then “outs” them as a couple in her article.

parked spot
New York, NEW YORK

The spot on street where George tries breaking up with Allison at the start of the episode, and later is successful when declaring “I’m gay! I’m a gay man! I’m very very gay! Extraordinarily gay! Steeped in gayness!”

Weinstein Hall
5 University Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 8th Street – NYU (R,W)
Elaine later goes to explain the true story about Jerry and George to Sharon, but refuses to take her coat off in her office. Thank you to mhmaberry for flagging this was the correct location!

Martin Beck Theatre (now Al Hirschfield Theatre)
302 W. 45th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 49th Street (N,Q,R)
George gets tickets to Guys & Dolls, “a lavish Broadway musical…but its Guys & Dolls, not Guys & Guys.” The 1992 US Revival featured Nathan Lane, Peter Gallagher and Ernie Sabella, who starred as the naked rider from “The Subway.”

Berlin, GERMANY (map)
Jerry’s response to George encouraging him to “go along” with rumours that they are a gay couple: “Let’s see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me – come on Jerry, go along! Go along!”

John F. Kennedy High School
99 Terrace View Ave., Bronx, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Marble Hill – 225th Street (1)
Where the story of George falling on Jerry’s head in gym class happened, which was the catalyst for their friendship and part of their story to Sharon the NYU reporter.

INDONESIA (map)
Arguing about Elaine’s refusal to take off her coat wherever she goes, George claims “there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody’s house, the families go to war!”

Pines Of Mar Gables, FLORIDA
Jerry’s parents discover the article claiming he and George are a couple, and Morty blames Helen for his supposed sexuality: “it was those damn culottes you made him wear when he was 5!”

St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital Center (now Mount Sinai West)
1000 Tenth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 59th Street – Columbus Circle (A,B,C,D,1)
George goes to visit his mother after her fall from reading about George’s “outing,” claiming she truly knows nothing about him: “maybe you’re making porno films!”

Costanza House
Estelle ends up back in the hospital after again falling off her toilet and throwing out her back, this time from reading the article implying Jerry and George are gay.

The Virgin

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The Virgin (season 4, episode 10)

story by Peter Mehlman, Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly, teleplay by Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: November 11, 1992

Jerry discovers the girl he’s dating is a virgin. Kramer’s constant interruptions make it difficult for Jerry and George to write their pilot. When they go pitch it to the network, George’s kiss costs Susan her job at NBC.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv
Jerry and George meet Marla and Stacy at the bar, while they argue over coming up with a decent script storyline for the pilot.

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry brings on Marla to organize his closets, where she reveals she is a virgin. George discovers his kiss with Susan has gotten her fired from NBC (“finally, my stupidity pays off!”), but is warned by Jerry that George cannot dump her until she finds another job.

Monk’s Café
Jerry and George argue over George’s desire to break up with Susan, as it means their pilot deal will disappear as well. Elaine later discusses the overrating of sex with Marla the virgin.

Berlin Wall
Berlin, GERMANY
(map)
Jerry lied to Marla to initially get out of cleaning his closet by saying he was going to Berlin after the Berlin Wall came down, thus inspiring Marla’s current boyfriend to do the same and never return. Jerry: “you must have been devastated being left for a wall.”

Kam Wei Kitchen (NOW CLOSED)
617 Ninth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 42nd Street – Port Authority Bus Terminal (A,C,E)
Elaine inadvertently causes Ping the delivery boy to ride into a parked car, resulting in a future lawsuit for Elaine. According to Kenny Kramer’s site, Ping was inspired by Allen, a delivery boy from Kam Wei who used to deliver for this restaurant.

NBC Studios (New York)
30 Rockefeller Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 47-50th Streets – Rockefeller Center (B,D,F,M)
George and Jerry meet with NBC to go over their pilot ideas, which ultimately result in the butler story being green-lit. George later tries coercing David Letterman into dating Susan, so he can keep the good job for girls without having an actual girlfriend. He instead inadvertently gets her fired for kissing her in their meeting.

Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (map)
Rita Kirson tells Jerry that Russell couldn’t make their meeting because there was a problem on the “Blossom” set in Los Angeles.

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
Jerry tells Marla that Elaine literally comes from a broken home, as a cracked tree destroyed her home as a child.

Kramer’s Apartment
In a deleted scene, Jerry, now sick of Kramer constantly on his couch watching television, slides his TV unit across the hall to Kramer’s. In a crossover scene with the Mad About You episode “The Apartment,” which aired the same night as “The Virgin,” Kramer is visited by the man who he is subletting his apartment from, Paul Buchman, who transfers his lease to Kramer for good.

Smiler’s
532 Madison Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 5th Avenue – 53rd Street (E,M)
In a scene from the crossover Mad About You episode “The Apartment,” which aired the same night as “The Virgin,” Paul visits Kramer to discuss his subletting of his apartment to Kramer, but Kramer tries to rush out, saying he needs to get to Smiler’s before they close. When told by Paul they are open 24 hours a day, Kramer rebuts with “No, I heard a rumor.”

The Opera

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The Opera (season 4, episode 9)

written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: November 4, 1992

Elaine realizes her boyfriend Joey is actually Crazy Joe Davola. She, Jerry, George and Kramer have to endure a night at the opera with a bunch of clowns.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
The gang readies for a wild night at the opera, with George wearing a short tuxedo and Kramer dressing like Ozzie Nelson. Jerry also fears for his safety after getting the kaibosh put on him by Crazy Joe Davola following a threatening phone message.

Crazy Joe Davola’s apartment
115 W. 71st St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
Joe tortures Jerry over the phone, threatening to put the kaibosh on him. Joe later reveals his “shrine” to Elaine, who sprays him with Cherry Binaca and escapes before he gets his hands on her. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

NBC Studios (New York)
30 Rockefeller Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 47-50th Streets – Rockefeller Center (B,D,F,M)
Crazy Joe Davola says in his voicemail message that he believes Jerry badmouthed him to the NBC executives, and effectively “kaiboshed” his deal.

ITALY (map)
Kramer tries convincing Jerry that people in Italy sing to one another instead of talking, and thus why opera is so popular (“its the language Jerry…the language!”).

The Town Hall
123 W. 43rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Times Square – 42nd Street (1,2,3,7,N,Q,R,S)
The gang goes to see opening night of “Pagliacci,” with Jerry and Elaine trying to dodge Crazy Joe Davola, while Kramer and George try scalping off their extra tickets down the street.

Central Park
New York, NEW YORK
(map)
Crazy Joe Davola is walking through the park on his way to The Town Hall, when he’s accosted by a group of punks, that he beats up mercilessly.

Tunis, TUNISIA (map)
Mr. Reichman mentions to his wife that Steven Holtzman did a production in Tunis last year that “the Muslims really took to,” while passing George scalping his opera ticket in the street.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
Susan makes it to the opera at the last minute, telling George she didn’t have to pick up her friend at the airport because her plane had to land in Philadelphia.

Philadelphia International Airport
8800 Essington Ave., Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
Susan makes it to the opera at the last minute, telling George she didn’t have to pick up her friend at the airport because her plane had to land in Philadelphia.