Location: Europe
Languages: Serbian
Population: 6,926,705 (2020)
Capital: Belgrade
SERBIA (fmr. YUGOSLAVIA)Â (map)
“The Shower Head”
Newman tracks down black-market shower heads for himself, Jerry and Newman, that are made in the former Yugoslavia:
NEWMAN: “And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.”
JERRY: “Not from the footage I’ve seen.”
written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: May 16, 1991
Elaine throws a baby shower in Jerry’s apartment. George plots revenge on the guest of honor. Kramer talks Jerry into getting illegal cable but the installers end up crashing the baby shower.
Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine hosts a baby shower for her friend Leslie when Jerry is out of town, but he returns sooner than expected and partakes. Kramer tries to install illegal cable in Jerry’s apartment with disastrous results.
Monk’s Café
After George describes Leslie as the worst date of his life, Elaine asks if she can use Jerry’s apartment to host a baby shower for her, as Jerry will be out of town doing shows.
Chappaquiddick, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
Jerry mentions that Leslie’s husband tried blaming the Ted Kennedy Chappaquiddick incident on “bad directions” at their wedding.
Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
George says Leslie once dragged him to a performance at a warehouse on the waterfront in Brooklyn.
Elaine’s Apartment
Elaine mentions she would host the baby shower, but her roomate has Epstein-Barr syndrome “with a twist of Lyme disease.”
Danbury, CONNECTICUT (map)
Elaine says her roommate Tina got sick “during the love-in” during an outdoor production of “Hair” in Danbury.
Buffalo, NEW YORK (map)
Jerry lets Elaine use his apartment while he is performing at a show in Buffalo.
SOVIET UNION (now RUSSIA) (map)
Kramer refers to the cable guys as the “Sakharov of cable guys,” who “escaped the Gulag.”
airport
Queens, NEW YORK (map)
George picks up Jerry from the airport, with the ulterior motive of taking Jerry back to his apartment so he can confront Leslie at her baby shower.
Riverside Dr., New York, NEW YORK
Leslie mentions to Elaine that she just got an apartment here, where Bernard Goetz’s mother used to live.
Hyannisport, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
Leslie says her husband Todd is in Hyannisport while she’s at the baby shower.
Sears
50 Mall Dr. W., Jersey City, NEW JERSEY (map)
Leslie complains to Elaine about her baby shower, asking “who catered this, Sears?” The closest Sears to Jerry’s Apartment is this location.
Tufts University
419 Boston Ave., Medford, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
Leslie tells Elaine that she’s just like she was in college…as a putdown, not as a compliment.
written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: February 22, 1996
George discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Susan’s college roommate, Sally Weaver, screws up the bit Jerry had planned for his appearance on “The Charles Grodin Show.” Frank turns George’s childhood room into a billiards parlor.
Jerry’s Apartment
Thanks to Susan’s friend Sally’s cheapness, Jerry’s gift for Charles Grodin (a bottle of barbeque sauce) breaks in his suitcase. Jerry later finds out she is coming to New York, so arranges for her to bring a large, inconvenient gift for him. An exhausted and terrified George shows Jerry and Elaine the doll that looks exactly like Estelle.
Monk’s Café
Frank tells George that he is turning his old bedroom into a billiards parlor. George and Elaine are told the story of Frank’s long-lost cousin Carlo, who Elaine thinks she spotted while vacationing in Tuscany. George tries to have a meal with his mother’s doppelganger doll.
Memphis Civic Center (NOT REAL)
Memphis, TENNESSEE (map)
The episode’s script stated that Jerry’s show takes place at the Memphis Civic Center, where he does a set and then meets Sally Weaver.
Memphis International Airport
2491 Winchester Rd., Memphis, TENNESSEE (map)
Jerry gets out of a night with Sally by saying he’s going straight to the airport, where he flies on Trump Airlines.
FLORIDA (map)
Frank tells George he wants to convert his old bedroom into a billiards parlor, since he is no longer moving to Florida.
Costanza House
Frank puts a pool table in George’s room (deeming it “the place to be”), but its a tad squishy for Frank, Kramer and the Maestro.
Tuscany, ITALY (map)
Elaine mentions she took a picture with The Maestro of a man in front of a sign reading “Costanza” here, which Frank believes is his long-lost cousin Carlo (the one brother who stayed behind), Frank mentions he was born in Italy, which is why he had no interest in politics, since he can’t be President (“they don’t want me, I don’t want them!”). Elaine reveals the trip was cut short when she spilled red wine on a poster of Maestro’s favorite composer, Jose Carreras (“that other guy”) from the Three Tenors. Frank flies to Tuscany to Costanza Import & Export, where he finds a man named Giuseppe, not Carlo. The map in the episode area between Florence to the north, Siena to the south, San Gimignano (“Manhattan of Tuscany”) to the west, and Arezzo to the east.
FedEx Corporation
942 S. Shady Grove Rd., Memphis, TENNESSEE (map)
George tells Jerry that Sally is a big executive at Federal Express.
CNBC Studios (NOW CLOSED)
2200 Fletcher Ave., Fort Lee, NEW JERSEY (map)
Jerry mentions he bought a bottle of BBQ sauce for Charles Grodin with a face on the label that looked like him, to give him as a gift for his appearance on “The Charles Grodin Show.” However, it was destroyed on Jerry’s flight, thanks to Sally’s oversized package.
George’s Apartment
Susan moves in her doll collection, including one that looks shockingly like Estelle.
Queens Convalescent Center (NOT REAL)
Queens, NEW YORK (map)
Where Kramer and Frank meet with the Maestro to discuss the picture…and they learn a pant-crease trick from Maestro. Elaine later goes to drop off her “other guy” poster at a performance Maestro has…with a bent baton. Likely either meant to be the Queens Center For Rehabilitation (15715 19th Ave., Flushing) or Queens Adult Care Center (8008 45th Ave., Flushing).
written by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: February 24, 1994
Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera. He encourages Mickey to put lifts in his shoes, but his advice doesn’t sit well with the other little people stand-ins. George is ready to break up with his girlfriend until he discovers that she’s being urged to call it quits with him.
Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine tells Jerry about her date with Phil, and how “he took it out.” Kramer and Mickey argue over whether to use lifts in Mickey’s shoes for his stand-in job, with the two coming to blows after Mickey’s lifts are outed by a fellow little person actor, thus violating an unwritten code of the stand-in world.
Monk’s Café
George, about to dump Daphne, decides to maintain the relationship only to spite Al Netchie, who warned Daphne that George would “hurt her.” Daphne later ends up dumping George at the coffee shop.
Jerry and George’s bus route
New York, NEW YORK
Jerry and George ride the bus, discussing George’s relationship with Daphne, and Fulton’s illness. They criss-cross past a number of NYC locations, including:
– West Side Kids (498 Amsterdam Ave.)
– Optimo (NOW CLOSED – 364 Eighth Ave.)
– Mo’ Better Restaurant (NOW CLOSED –Â 570 Amsterdam Ave.)
– 7-11 (345 W. 42nd St.)
– Hatrexco (NOW CLOSED – 838 Nostrand Ave., Brooklyn)
– American Video Service Center (NOW CLOSED –Â 203 W. 85th St.)
St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital Center (now Mount Sinai West)
1000 Tenth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 59th Street – Columbus Circle (A,B,C,D,1)
Jerry goes to visit Fulton in the hospital to give him “a good laugh”…and ends up laughing him to death.
Leningrad (now St. Petersburg), RUSSIA (fmr. SOVIET UNION) (map)
Jerry, to Fulton, on the siege of Leningrad: “First you crack, then you chuckle! That was the motto of the Russians at the seige of Leningrad…you know, because Leningrad, when the Nazis attacked, it wasn’t a very happy time. Because of the war. Famine, plus it was cold…very cold. They were eating each other…”
ABC Studios (NOW CLOSED)
77 W. 66th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
Kramer and Mickey appear as stand-ins on “All My Children,” and Mickey has a moral dilemma over whether to wear lifts in his shoes. “Notes About Nothing” on the Season 5 DVD lists the studios’ location as 320 W. 66th St.
Daphne’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK
George decides to prolong his suffering relationship with Daphne, after she proclaims that maybe her friend Al was right to warn her about George when parked outside of her apartment.
Elaine’s Apartment
Phil Tatola drops off Elaine at her apartment…but not before taking “it” out in the car.
The Concord
Jerry mentions to Adrian his stand-up bit killed at The Concord last week, and thus he should be allowed to “perform” for Fulton at the hospital.
written by Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: March 16, 1995
George goes into business with a basketball buddy who refers to himself in the third person. Jerry discovers that Tim Whatley keeps “Penthouse” in his dentist office waiting room. Kramer comes off as mentally challenged at a charity benefit featuring Mel TormĂ©.
Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine invites Jerry to the AMCA benefit, which Kramer later reveals he is a guest of honor at. Kramer tells Jerry about Dr. Whatley’s new “adults-only” policy, and George tells the gang that he is going into business with Jimmy.
Monk’s Café
Jerry and Elaine try to determine whether Jerry was actually violated by Tim Whatley while under anesthetic. Elaine discovers that the man who introduced her to “Jimmy” is in fact, Jimmy.
New York Health & Racquet Club
24 E. 13th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Union Square – 14th Street (L)
Jerry, Kramer and George play basketball with Jimmy…and discover Jimmy’s trainer shoes. Kramer later accidentally makes Jimmy collapse and go into shock. Elaine means to ask out Hank, a gay man, but instead gets…Jimmy. Kramer claims he got into his cab when leaving the “Y” when talking to Jerry.
Yankee Stadium
Mr. Wilhelm calls a big meeting to address employees stealing equipment…where George sweats through the entire thing, making him a suspect. George gets caught sweating over his kung pao…because “George likes his chicken spicy.” George uses doublespeak with Mr. Steinbrenner, referring to himself in the third person (like Jimmy) to avoid any punishment for his accusations.
Manhattan East Dental Plaza
225 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
Dr. Whatley’s “adults only” dentist office is here, where he provides adult magazines in his waiting room. Jerry is put under…and may or may not have been sexually harassed. Kramer is later put under…and the Novocaine makes him appear mentally handicapped. This is the same location as the “Manhattan East Medical Offices” from “The Fusilli Jerry,” but the building name and address were altered.
Michael’s Muffins (NOW CLOSED)
158 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
Kramer and Arnold Deensfri pass by here in their cab, where Kramer is “heading home” as a proud and independent faux-handicapped individual.
Manhattan Sports (NOW CLOSED)
2188 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
George tries to pitch Jimmy’s training shoes to a sporting goods store, but fails miserably in his attempts to jump high.
Marriott New York Marquis
1535 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 47-50th Streets – Rockefeller Center (B,D,F,M)
Mel TormĂ© sings at an Able Mentally Challenged Adults (AMCA) benefit…singing “When You’re Smiling (The Whole World Smiles With You)” for Kramer, his guest of honor. Elaine gets tickets from Mr. Pitt for the show, and invites Jimmy…who gets kicked out for punching Kramer in the mouth.
written by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: April 18, 1991
George quits his job in an explosive fashion. He immediately regrets his decision but, when his boss won’t let him come back to work, Elaine aids as George plots his revenge. Meanwhile, Kramer helps Jerry seek his own revenge on a laundromat employee they suspect stole money from Jerry.
Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.
Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry and George have a famous conversation about George’s career path, now that he will be leaving the real estate industry. George suggests working as a sports broadcaster, or perhaps working for the Coast Guard as a “land guy.”
Rick Barr Properties (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
The real estate office where George works, then quits, then shows up again, where he is then fired for trying to come back.
Lake George, NEW YORK (map)
Levitan is bragging to his friend about what he and his lover did “in” Lake George, which he videotaped.
laundromat
New York, NEW YORK
Jerry and Kramer goes out to exact revenge on the laundromat who allegedly stole money from Jerry, pouring concrete mix into their washing machines.
Lasky’s (NOT REAL)
Madison Ave. and E. 40th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Grand Central – 42nd Street (4,5,6,7,S)
Levitan hosts the 10th anniversary party for Rick Barr Properties at this bar, where George tries slipping him a mickey. The establishing shot is actually of the Landmark Tavern, at 626 Eleventh Ave.
written by Andy Robin, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: November 11, 1993
Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber. Elaine enlists Kramer to participate in a bachelor auction.
Jerry’s Apartment
The gang criticizes Jerry’s terrible haircut, and Newman comes in on a stealth mission to steal one of Jerry’s hairs. Enzo comes to confront Jerry and Gino, but ends up bonding with his nephew over “Edward Scissorhands.” George gets the idea to show up at SanaLac regardless if he has been hired or not.
Monk’s Café
George asks the gang to interpret the meaning of “of course…” in relation to his interview. Elaine and Kramer criticize Enzo’s work on Jerry’s past haircuts.
SanaLac (NOT REAL)
Commerce Building, 708 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Grand Central – 42nd Street (4,5,6,7)
George has an interview with a rest-stop supply company, but when it comes to getting the job, of course…
Enzo’s (NOT REAL)
203 Spring St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Spring Street (C,E)
Jerry’s barber Enzo, where his nephew Gino also works. Despite actually being located downtown, Jerry tells Kramer that the shop is right around the corner from him, and it would be too awkward to switch barbers, as he would pass by Enzo’s so often. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!
Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College hat to cover up his terrible haircut.
Gino’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK
Jerry is forced to hide from Enzo, who ends up barging into his nephew’s apartment suspiciously, but ends up watching Edward Scissorhands with Gino.
Westbury Hotel (NOW CLOSED)
15 E. 69th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
Elaine hosts her bachelor auction here, being forced to resort to Kramer as a bachelor after Jerry’s awful haircut forces him out as a participant.
Pensky offices
New York, NEW YORK
Where George was “of coursed…” for a second time about a prospective job, but couldn’t actually be hired this time, due to Mr. Pensky’s impending indictment.
Elaine’s apartment which she moves in at the start of Season Six, but is gone by Season Eight.
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Chinese Woman”
This is the first appearance of Elaine’s second apartment, since being evicted from her previous apartment in “The Opposite.” Elaine tries to slip a call past Noreen’s new boyfriend Paul, the “long talker.”
“The Couch”
Elaine offers Carl the delivery man a grape juice, but in throwing it to him, smashes it and spills it over Jerry’s original couch.
“The Race”
Elaine gets herself and her communist boyfriend Ned blacklisted from Hop Sing’s Chinese restaurant.
“The Doodle”
Elaine meets her friend Judy outside her building, thanking her for the interview opportunity at Viking, when discovering she left an important manuscript for the interview at Jerry’s.
“The Fusilli Jerry”
Puddy uses “the move” on Elaine that he learned from Jerry during their sacred auto shop man-talk.
“The Face Painter”
Elaine discovers that Puddy is a die-hard New Jersey Devils fan…and a face painter. Elaine convinces him to stop painting his face…but he continues painting in general, now on his chest.
“The Engagement”
Elaine is tortured by a barking dog across her courtyard, prompting her to hire Kramer and Newman to take care of the problem.
“The Postponement”
Elaine gets Rabbi Kirschbaum to help resolve the dog issue, and Elaine spills her guts about her jealousy of George’s engagement.
“The Maestro”
Elaine and Maestro are kissing, when Elaine accidentally calls him “Bob” in the heat of the moment.
“The Wink”
Elaine meets her wake-up guy, James, over the phone, and makes a date in-person.
“The Hot Tub”
Marathon runner Jean-Paul stays with Elaine, but ends up with Jerry when he spots a bastard child and inadvertently harasses the mother about it.
“The Soup Nazi”
Kramer guards an armoire outside Elaine’s apartment until its stolen by two “toughs.” Elaine discovers the Soup Nazi’s recipe collection in the armoire Kramer replaces for Elaine, putting him out of business for good.
“The Secret Code”
Elaine discusses her strange obsession on the phone with Jerry, who reveals that he ditched on the Peterman dinner and stranded George.
“The Pool Guy”
Elaine calls George to ask Susan out to lunch and a day at The Met, starting the “collision” of George’s worlds.
“The Sponge”
George goes over to Elaine’s to beg for extra sponges, but is not deemed “spongeworthy.” Elaine also holds a rigorous screening process to deem whether Billy is also “spongeworthy.”
“The Seven”
Elaine’s neck injury worsens in her bed, thanks to Kramer’s so-called “shiatsu” treatment.
“The Cadillac”
Elaine speaks to George about being set up with Marisa Tomei…and is later confronted by Susan about George’s potential affair. Elaine also calls Jerry “just to talk” in the middle of the night.
“The Wig Master”
Upon finding out that the Nicole Miller dress she wanted is already at the Andover Shop, Elaine chops off Craig’s ponytail in his sleep, in the hopes she’ll be paid for a wig.
“The Calzone”
Elaine mentions that Todd walked her home, constituting that as an official date according to Jerry.
“The Bottle Deposit”
Jerry drops off Elaine when he discovers Kramer and Newman left their groceries under Jerry’s hood, including a muffin that was nearly sucked into his carburetor.
“The Soul Mate”
Elaine gets grilled by Carol, Lisa and Gail for not having a baby. Kevin, “the Bizarro Jerry,” announces to her that he had a vasectomy, which is later reversed.
“The Package”
Elaine gets a late night call from the American Medical Association to confirm her last name spelling, evidently in the process of being “blacklisted.”
“The Chicken Roaster”
Elaine discusses her tooth-brushing regimen to Jerry over the phone.
“The Abstinence”
Elaine quizzes Ben before his medical exam, abstaining herself from sex until he passes.
“The Little Jerry”
Elaine convinces Kurt he doesn’t have long to live a life with hair, prompting him to propose to Elaine.
“The Comeback”
Elaine is contacted by Vincent from the video store, as they begin a torrid up-and-down phone affair, until she discovers his true identity.
Location: Asia
Languages: Japanese
Population: 125,480,000 (2021)
Capital: Tokyo
JAPAN (map)
“The Calzone”
Jerry proclaims his new girlfriend’s power to make her like “a beautiful Godzilla,” to which George adds “and I’m thousands of fleeing Japanese!”
JAPAN (map)
“The Checks”
Jerry gets tons of tiny royalty checks for his one-second appearance on the Super Terriffic Happy Hour. Kramer befriends three Japanese tourists, Mr. Oh, Mr. Tanaka and Mr. Yamaguchi, who Kramer “houses” in his drawers in his apartment. Kramer and George try and convince Jerry to pitch the pilot to Japanese TV. And according to Kramer, oranges are rare in Japan (“you’ve forgotten what its like to have no oranges.”)
Tokyo, JAPAN (map)
“The Checks”
Kramer mentions that hotels in Tokyo all have stacked beds, and thus his guests sleeping in his drawers “feel right at home!”
JAPAN (map)
“The Chicken Roaster”
Jerry tells Seth he almost had his own show in Japan, but is puzzled when asked by Seth as to what language the show would have been broadcast in.
JAPAN (map)
“The Susie”
When George asks the gang how much he could theoretically make as a gigolo, Elaine asks whether in America or Japan, as the Japanese are more enlightened, and “can see beyond the physical.”
JAPAN (map)
“The Finale”
Kramer suggests the gang use NBC’s plane to visit here, so they can all be catered to by geishas.
Nickname: The Wolverine State
Population: 9,986,857 (2019)
Capital: Lansing
Lansing, MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Seinfeld Chronicles”
Jerry tells George that he met Laura at a show he did in Lansing.
Detroit, MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Apartment”
George mentions his flat-headed friend Adam from Detroit finds that his wedding band attracts women, prompting George’s sociological experiment.
Detroit, MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Implant”
George goes to Detroit with Betsy for Aunt Clarice’s funeral, where he is first praised (as the “go-to guy”), and then shunned (as the “double dipper”) by Betsy’s family.
Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport
2500 W.G. Rogell Dr., Romulus, MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Implant”
George presents a picture of him next to a casket (presumably and hopefully Aunt Clarice’s) to his airline to try and get a bereavement fare…which does not work.
Detroit Plaza Hotel (NOT REAL)
Detroit, MICHIGAN
“The Diplomat’s Club”
On the whiteboard behind George in his office, a listing for “DETROIT PLAZA” is visible, next to a list of games against the Detroit Tigers.
MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Bottle Deposit”
Kramer mentions that Michigan offers a 10 cent bottle refund (rather than the typical 5 cents), enthralling Newman to come up with a plan to make maximum profits from bottle deposits.
USPS Second Domestic Regional Sorting Facility (NOT REAL)
Saginaw, MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Bottle Deposit”
Newman signs up to make a delivery to the Second Domestic Regional Sorting Facility in Saginaw just before Mother’s Day, using the rest of his truck for bottles.
MICHIGANÂ (map)
“The Merv Griffin Show”
George uses a videotape of his boyhood trip to Michigan to make Celia fall asleep so they can play with her toys. The tapes reveal George’s parents changing him…when he was 7 and a half years old.
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