The Heart Attack

211 - Heart Attack

The Heart Attack (season 2, episode 8)

written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: April 25, 1991

George’s false alarm heart attack lands him in the hospital for a tonsillectomy. He visits Kramer’s holistic healer but experiences a downfall of alternative medicine.

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The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Jerry awakes in the middle of the night, writing what he finds to be a hilarious bit, which just turns out to be repeating a line from a cheesy TV movie: “flaming globes of Sigmund!”

Monk’s Café
George is convinced he is having a heart attack at Monk’s, after watching a TV program the night before about coronaries. In true George fashion, he still manages to argue his check before leaving for the hospital.

Manhattan Memorial Hospital (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

While supposedly having a heart attack, George suggests Jerry have him taken here, as there’s “less of a line” than other hospitals. No establishing shot is shown of a hospital building, but rather an ambulance taking George to the hospital.

Brooklyn Museum
200 Eastern Pkwy., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Eastern Parkway – Brooklyn Museum (2,3)
A poster for the museum is seen behind Jerry and the nurse at the hospital.

Sizzler
Kramer praises the hospital cafeteria, saying its like “Sizzler opened up a hospital.”

Tor’s apartment
973 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Cathedral Parkway – 110th Street (A,B,C,D)
George and Jerry visit Kramer’s herbalist to cure George’s tonsillitis, with even more disastrous results than the original heart attack. Tor’s apartment shares the same exterior as Antonio’s building from “The Busboy.”

parking spot
New York, NEW YORK

Elaine and Dr. Fein are parked, with Dr. Fein going into tremendous details about the physiology of the tongue.

Richfield Coliseum (NOW CLOSED)
2923 W. Streetsboro Rd., Richfield, OHIO
(map)
When asking Tor to translate Jerry’s half-asleep note, all he comes up with is “Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.” The Cleveland Cavaliers played here during the 1990-91 NBA season.

HemisFair Arena (NOW CLOSED)
434 S. Alamo St., San Antonio, TEXAS
(map)
When asking Tor to translate Jerry’s half-asleep note, all he comes up with is “Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.” The San Antonio Spurs played here during the 1990-91 NBA season.

Kenya

Kenya

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Location: Africa
Languages: Swahili, English
Population: 47,564,296 (2019)
Capital: Nairobi

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KENYA (map)
The Apartment
Jerry, on watching the New York marathon: “What’s to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, 20,000 losers.”

KENYA (map)
The Shower Head
Elaine mentions her and Mr. Peterman are going to Kenya to live with the Masai bushmen of the Kalahari, and bushwomen…to knock off their great sandals.

Mombasa, KENYA (map)
The Puerto Rican Day
When smelling the wood finish in the apartment, Kramer for some reason believes it is called Mombasa.

Jerry’s Apartment

Jerry's Apartment

JERRY’S APARTMENT
129 W. 81st St., Apt. 5A, NEW YORK, NEW YORK (map)

The focal point of the entire series, where the gang spends most of their time. The building is also home to Cosmo Kramer (Apt. 5B) and Newman (Apt. 5E), and the “head office” of Vandelay Industries. The exterior of the building shown throughout the series is actually the Shelley Building, at 755 S. New Hampshire Ave. in Los Angeles.
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)

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Jerry’s Apartment does NOT appear in the following episodes: “The Chinese Restaurant,” “The Pen,” “The Limo,” “The Movie,” “The Hamptons” and “The Dealership.”

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The Seinfeld Chronicles
The first appearance of Jerry’s apartment in the series. This is also Kramer’s first entrance to the apartment to take food, although he is called “Kessler” in the episode, and has a golden retriever named Ralph.

The Stake Out
Jerry consults with his parents and Kramer on how to best “stake out” Vanessa while playing Scrabble.

The Robbery
Jerry’s apartment is robbed after Kramer fails to close the door after stopping by. George tries to convince Jerry to move (as well as Elaine, so she can take the apartment), but a fight between Jerry and George over the new apartment prevents anyone from moving. This is the first instance of Kramer’s signature “slide” into the apartment.

Male Unbonding
Kramer inadvertently forces Jerry into a conversation with Joel Hornick, where they set a date to have lunch. Joel later shows up at Jerry’s apartment, after hanging out with Kramer.

The Stock Tip
Jerry obsesses over his stock, with Kramer gleefully watching as the stock (and Jerry’s investment) tumbles.

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The Ex-Girlfriend
George proudly declares that he has broken up with Marlene, opening the door for Jerry to begin to see her.

The Pony Remark
Jerry’s parents stay with him for dinner with Manya…and later her funeral. Kramer reveals his plan to add levels to his apartment.

The Jacket
Jerry shows off his new suede jacket to the gang, with George stymied at how much he paid. Jerry later gives it to Kramer, after exposing it to snow.

The Phone Message
Jerry has Donna at his apartment, where they bicker over whether the cotton Dockers commercial is worth liking…and over Jerry revealing her hatred of the commercial to Kramer.

The Apartment
Jerry convinces the building managers, Harold and Manny, to let Elaine rent the unit directly above him. However, he immediately regrets the offer, but is luckily saved when another tenant offers double the down payment to get the unit.

The Statue
Jerry hires the boyfriend of one of Elaine’s writing clients, Ray, to clean his apartment. Although he does a spectacular jobs (even removing the goop from the little egg cups, and cleaning the peephole), Jerry suspects he stole a statue from him, and begins to investigate Ray further.

The Revenge
Jerry and George have a famous conversation about George’s career path, now that he will be leaving the real estate industry. George suggests working as a sports broadcaster, or perhaps working for the Coast Guard as a “land guy.”

The Heart Attack
Jerry awakes in the middle of the night, writing what he finds to be a hilarious bit, which just turns out to be repeating a line from a cheesy TV movie: “flaming globes of Sigmund!”

The Deal
After discovering an erotic film on TV when in his apartment, Jerry and Elaine establish a “deal” where they can be sexually active together, without the constraints of a relationship.

The Baby Shower
Elaine hosts a baby shower for her friend Leslie when Jerry is out of town, but he returns sooner than expected and partakes. Kramer tries to install illegal cable in Jerry’s apartment with disastrous results.

The Busboy
Elaine gets Antonio’s address for George, and he covninces Kramer to go with him as “backup.” Antonio later comes to the apartment to thank George, but gets into a confrontation with Ed in the stairwell, with the resulting fight leaving both of them with major injuries.

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The Note
Jerry tells Elaine about how to get their massages covered by insurance, and George reveals that during his massage with Raymond, he “think(s) it moved.”

The Truth
Jerry turns his apartment upside down, trying to find receipts for his audit, especially when finding out that George has dumped Patrice and she destroyed all his records. Kramer reveals to the gang that he saw Elaine naked in her apartment.

The Dog
Jerry is confined to his apartment after reluctantly agreeing to dog-sit Mr. Polone’s dog, Farfel, which turns out to be more of a wild beast than dog he is responsible for.

The Library
Jerry is told that he is 20 years overdue on a library book taken out in 1971, and that a library investigator, Lt. Bookman, is being sent to investigate.

The Parking Garage
The apartment is only mentioned, NOT seen. Jerry tells the mall security guard that his parents will be outside his building waiting for him, stealing George’s story.

The Café
Jerry becomes obsessed with the Dream Café, a new restaurant that opens near him which attracts no customers. Elaine’s plan to take George’s IQ test for him backfires, after Kramer’s mother’s boyfriend traps them in the apartment when tracking down Kramer for his father’s jacket.

The Tape
Jerry discovers a sexy voice on his tape recorder when reviewing one of his shows, starting a mystery with Jerry and George over who the voice is. The group later discovers Elaine is the voice, prompting sexual advances from Jerry, George and Kramer. George orders baldness cream from China, with the assistance of Ping the Chinese delivery guy.

The Nose Job
Kramer shockingly tells Audrey right to her face that she needs a nose job. Jerry has Kramer tear up Isabel’s number, but later desperately pieces it back together. His conflict over seeing Isabel comes to a head, when his brain and penis face off in a metaphorical chess match.

The Stranded
Steve from Long Island comes to visit Jerry on his way out, so Jerry lets him hang out at the apartment. Kramer then comes over, they get drunk and order a “lady of the night,” who Jerry has to pay, and gets arrested for solicitation.

The Alternate Side
George scores a job moving parked cars across the street, but is overwhelmed thanks to the Woody Allen movie down the street. Jerry tracks down the man who stole his car, and Kramer rehearses his line for his role in the film.

The Red Dot
Kramer reveals George’s secret red dot on his cashmere sweater for Elaine in the apartment, before falling asleep, drunk from Hennigan’s scotch.

The Subway
The apartment is only mentioned, NOT seen. George takes Jerry’s keys to pick up his spare at the apartment, due to the fact that George has been robbed of his keys, wallet, clothes…and dignity.

The Pez Dispenser
Jerry hosts an intervention (or to Kramer, an “interference”) for Richie Appel, although reluctantly (as his furniture is “very non-confrontational”), who breaks down upon seeing Jerry’s Pez dispenser. Noel exposes Elaine as the interrupter from her show, dumping George and leaving him with no “hand.”

The Suicide
Jerry gets awoken in the middle of the night by his neighbor, Gina, whose boyfriend attempts to commit suicide. Jerry, interested in Gina, later discusses “coma etiquette” with Kramer, who also has an interest in said etiquette, as Martin has Kramer’s vacuum cleaner.

The Fix-Up
Jerry and Elaine decide to set George up with her friend Cynthia, leading to fighting amongst the group. Jerry describes George, who is looking for very specific features (a pinkish hue, a rosy glow, thick lustrous hair) in a woman. Kramer gives George a condom for his date from Bob Sacamano, but warns him (after it is used, of course) that it may be defective, leading to a pregnancy scare.

The Boyfriend
Jerry’s apartment becomes the short-time home of Vandelay Industries, after George falsely gives Jerry’s number as a prospective employer to keep his unemployment benefits going. After Kramer foils George’s plot, George frantically tries to salvage the situation, resulting in him lying facedown on Jerry’s floor, pants around his ankles, with Jerry questioning “and you want to be my latex salesman?”

The Good Samaritan
Jerry has to sustain the lie of Angela’s hit-and-run amongst the gang, until she is eventually exposed. Kramer suffers another seizure at the sound of Mary Hart’s voice when Jerry and Elaine watch “Entertainment Tonight.”

The Letter
Jerry finds Nina’s letter, which he is blown away by the emotionality of the letter…until he later discovers, while watching television, that Nina lifted the letter word for word from Neil Simon’s “Chapter Two” (“I offer happiness! James Caan doesn’t offer happiness!”).

The Parking Space
Jerry is forced to play referee between George and Mike Moffat, after both spend an entire day fighting over a prime parking space right outside Jerry’s apartment.

The Keys
Jerry takes away Kramer’s spare key to his apartment, for continually breaking “the covenant of the keys,” upsetting Kramer so much that he takes off to California to pursue his acting career, leaving New York behind. Jerry and Elaine later are watching “Murphy Brown” when they see Kramer’s cameo as Stephen Snell.

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Olympic Moments & Facts
Jerry introduces a series of “Olympic Facts” from the desk in his apartment.

The Trip
Jerry and George return, and are just watching television when Kramer suddenly appears, back in New York, returning Jerry’s keys and borrowing food, as if nothing has changed.

The Pitch / Ticket
After being approached by NBC, Jerry, George and Kramer come up with ideas for a series. Kramer vomits on Susan after drinking expired milk, and later shows concussion-like symptoms after being kicked by Crazy Joe Davola.

The Wallet
Jerry’s parents are stunned to hear about Crazy Joe Davola, and more so that somebody could possibly not like Jerry. Elaine surprises the rest of the gang when she returns from her European vacation.

The Watch
Jerry gives his father a new wallet to replace the old one, sneaking in $400 cash for good measure.

The Bubble Boy
Jerry convinces George, Susan and Elaine to stop off and see the Bubble Boy before going to Susan’s family’s cabin. Kramer plans on golfing for the weekend, but ends up overhearing Naomi’s message in Jerry’s apartment, and with his golf cancelled, drives to the cabin with Naomi.

The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George struggle tremendously with advancing the “Jerry” script, not getting beyond “Hello.” After making Elaine’s assistant quit, Jerry has her over, where one thing leads to another, and the “panty remark” comes out, which Elaine eventually finds out to Jerry’s dismay.

The Opera
The gang readies for a wild night at the opera, with George wearing a short tuxedo and Kramer dressing like Ozzie Nelson. Jerry also fears for his safety after getting the kaibosh put on him by Crazy Joe Davola following a threatening phone message.

The Virgin
Jerry brings on Marla to organize his closets, where she reveals she is a virgin. George discovers his kiss with Susan has gotten her fired from NBC (“finally, my stupidity pays off!”), but is warned by Jerry that George cannot dump her until she finds another job.

The Contest
Jerry valiantly struggles with maintaining his “mastership” of his domain, while the rest of the gang around him drops off one by one, and Jerry fights off temptation from all sides. Jerry tells Marla the virgin about the contest, causing her to storm out and meet John F. Kennedy Jr. outside the building.

The Airport
The apartment is only mentioned, NOT seen. Jerry tells Elaine that George is picking them up from the airport, only because George lost a bet that he could jump and touch the awning on his building.

The Pick
Elaine is horrified to discover her nipple is showing in her Christmas card Kramer shot for her, George pines over losing Susan, and Kramer catches Jerry’s girlfriend Tia wearing “Ocean,” a rip-off fragrance of his “Beach” idea.

The Visa
Babu Bhatt is picked up by immigration officials for deportation, after Elaine doesn’t give Jerry back his mail in time to realize he had the renewal papers. Kramer returns from Florida, and reveals he accidentally punched his idol Mickey Mantle.

The Shoes
Jerry and George struggle to write for the Elaine pilot character. The gang discusses “cleavage etiquette” after George is caught ogling Russell’s teenage daughter.

The Outing
NYU reporter Sharon Leonard interviews Jerry and George, before they figure out her assumption, with George trying to remedy the situation: “Do want to have sex with me right now?! Come on, let’s go, baby!” Jerry later mocks the situation on Kramer’s two-line phone, only making matters worse with the reporter.

The Old Man
Jerry, Elaine and George are assigned senior citizens as part of their volunteer work, but are later lectured by the agency and the family of Mr. Fields after Jerry “loses” him en route to his dentist.

The Implant
Elaine causes confusion over whether Sidra’s breasts are real or not, due to conflicting opinions after accidentally touching them. Sidra famously confirms that they are “real, and they’re spectacular.”

The Junior Mint
Jerry and Kramer struggle to hide their Junior Mint secret from Elaine, while Jerry struggles to decipher his girlfriend’s name, only knowing that it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy (“Mulva? Gipple? Loleola?”).

The Smelly Car
Jerry and Elaine rack their brains on how to eliminate the “O” they received from the car’s B.O., even comparing awful smells they would rather endure (“I looove horse manure!”).

The Handicap Spot
The gang discuss what kind of engagement present to get The Drake and Drakette, with the group offering mixed feelings on The Drake (“Love The Drake!” “Hate The Drake!” “The Drake is good!”) Kramer declares his love for Lola, the wheelchair-bound victim of the gang’s parking job.

The Pilot
Tensions are high leading up to the pilot, with Jerry obsessing over his lack of acting ability, George obsessing over his lip discoloration which may kill him, and Kramer…just wanting to go to the restroom. The gang later reunites at the apartment to watch the “Jerry” pilot together.

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The Mango
Jerry tries convincing Elaine to give him another shot, so she won’t need to fake “it” this time. Kramer begs Jerry to get him fruit after he is banned from Joe’s, and they need to turn to George when Jerry is also banned.

The Puffy Shirt
Kramer unveils the puffy shirt to a shocked and horrified Jerry. George and Jerry compare their hand beauty, and Kramer invites George to live with him rather than move back in with his parents.

The Glasses
Kramer gets Jerry a new air conditioning unit (the Commando 8), but the unit dislodges and crashes to the street, where it hits the dog that bit Elaine. Jerry criticizes George’s squint-vision after questioning Amy on her possible whereabouts with cousin Jeffrey.

The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry, Kramer and Newman strategize how to handle their supposedly drug-addicted accountant, planning a stakeout. They also draft a cease and desist letter, but come to realize that Jerry’s mohair sweater was the cause of the sniffing.

The Bris
George struggles to get reimbursed for his destroyed car, Elaine searches for a mohel for baby Steven, and Kramer finds more evidence to prove his “pig-man” theory. Stan and Myra later bring baby Steven, where they announce that Jerry and Elaine have been replaced by Kramer as “the godfather.”

The Lip Reader
Jerry tells the gang about his dating a deaf woman, and the gang ridicules George for being shown on national television with ice cream all over his face.

The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine challenge Kramer’s notion that the frozen yogurt is in fact non-fat, especially after discovering the yogurt may have impacted Rudy Giuliani. Jerry is forced to apologize to Matthew, a young boy from his building, for his constant swearing. George asks Elaine to lie to Lloyd Braun about his elbow “ailment.”

The Barber
The gang criticizes Jerry’s terrible haircut, and Newman comes in on a stealth mission to steal one of Jerry’s hairs. Enzo comes to confront Jerry and Gino, but ends up bonding with his nephew over “Edward Scissorhands.” George gets the idea to show up at SanaLac regardless if he has been hired or not.

The Masseuse
Jerry complains about a lack of massages from his new masseuse girlfriend, getting so desperate he tries to forcibly receive a massage, causing Jodi to storm out in disgust. Jodi’s hatred of George ends up turning him on, as “she just dislikes me so much… it’s irresistible.”

The Cigar Store Indian
Jerry gives Elaine Winona’s copy of the infamous Al Roker TV Guide…which she later asks Jerry back for. When Jerry implies that asking for an already-given gift back is familiar to an aboriginally-offensive term, Jerry simply replies with “I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that term.”

The Conversion
Elaine inadvertently convinces George to convert to Latvian Orthodox, and he resorts to using crib notes to cheat on his conversion test when being tested by Jerry. Jerry and George discuss the possible meaning of the fungus cream in Tawni’s apartment.

The Stall
Kramer and Jerry rack their brains whether Jane is also “Erica,” a 976 call girl. Elaine tells Jerry about the stall incident, and he scrambles to hide Jane’s voice from her once he puts two and two together. George complains about Kramer being invited rock climbing, and having to confess Tony’s accident to Elaine after they go climbing.

The Dinner Party
Jerry and Elaine mock George’s new Gore-Tex jacket, and argue with George over the inappropriateness of bringing Pepsi instead of wine to a dinner party.

The Marine Biologist
Jerry convinces Elaine that Tolstoy’s original title for “War And Peace” was “War, What Is It Good For,” leading to disaster for Elaine. George slams Jerry for telling Diane that he is a marine biologist, a fake career choice he apparently takes issue with. Jerry introduces the late, great “Golden Boy.”

The Pie
Jerry and George obsess over Audrey’s refusal to try Jerry’s apple pie. Kramer tells Elaine about her lookalike mannequin he discovered in a clothing store.

The Stand-In
Elaine tells Jerry about her date with Phil, and how “he took it out.” Kramer and Mickey argue over whether to use lifts in Mickey’s shoes for his stand-in job, with the two coming to blows after Mickey’s lifts are outed by a fellow little person actor, thus violating an unwritten code of the stand-in world.

The Wife
Jerry and his girlfriend Meryl experience the hardships of a fake marriage, evolving from dating into full-fledged matrimony, eventually ending in “divorce” when Meryl discovers Jerry used their sacred dry cleaning discount on another woman.

The Raincoats
Kramer and Morty make an agreement to sell “The Executive” together for a profit. The gang meets Aaron, the “close talker,” who becomes obsessed with Jerry’s parents. Morty & Helen reveal that they do not like George’s parents. Newman outs Jerry to his parents for making out with Rachel during “Schindler’s List.”

The Fire
Kramer tells Jerry and George about his epic efforts to reunite Toby with her severed pinky toe, knocking out a mugger and driving a New York City bus after his driver passes out from the commotion of the potential hijacking.

The Opposite
George declares “the opposite” to be his new religion (thus his Messiah would be the Anti-Christ), while Kramer decrees Jerry “even Steven,” as everything always manages to even out for him.

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The Chaperone
Jerry invites Kramer to be his and Karen’s chaperone, a role he takes far too seriously. Jerry invites the gang to Atlantic City for the pageant, but Elaine cannot go due to sock troubles. George and Jerry discuss the Yankees switching to cotton jerseys.

The Big Salad
The infamous handoff of “the big salad” takes place in the apartment, setting a wild course of action thereafter. Jerry obsesses over why Newman dumped Margaret. Kramer tells the gang of his golf game with Steve Gendason, and discovers that Gendason is wanted for murder.

The Pledge Drive
Kramer convinces Jerry to cash his Nana’s checks, leading to catastrophe when her account is overdrawn and she disappears. Elaine gets confused between speaking with Noreen and Dan (the high talker), eventually losing track and inadvertently telling Nana to drop dead.

The Chinese Woman
Jerry meets Donna Chang, an apparent Chinese woman, when her “rines are crossed” with George’s phone, and she ends up convincing George’s parents to not get a divorce. Kramer finds an interesting alternative to Jockeys to fight to his low sperm count. Elaine realizes she may have inadvertently broken up Noreen and Paul, “the long talker.”

The Couch
Kramer tells the gang that his make-your-own-pizza idea is a go with Poppie, who later comes over and pees on Jerry’s new sofa. Elaine meets a mover, Carl, who she falls for until she learns his stance on abortion.

The Gymnast
The gang analyzes how much more time Jerry needs to invest in his relationship with Katya now that they have slept together. George pleads with Lindsay to give him two extra chances, after his mother constantly catches him in disgusting, hobo-like scenarios.

The Soup
Kenny Bania trades his Armani suit for dinner with Jerry, after Kramer twists Jerry’s arm. Jerry tells George that Kelly likely called a date “audible” after George brought up manure on their day date in the park.

The Mom And Pop Store
The gang mocks George for buying what may or may not be Jon Voight’s car. Jerry tries to figure out if he has been “uninvited” from Tim Whatley’s Thanksgiving party. Kramer takes all of Jerry’s sneakers to Mom and Pop, but then reveals they are in the wind with his sneakers…and aren’t even technically a Mom and Pop.

The Secretary
The gang questions Elaine’s decision to buy her dress from Barneys, but Elaine then realizes that skinny mirrors are the culprit of her transformation from “hotsy totsy” to “hotsy notsy.”

The Race
Jerry and George develop a plan to act like they are strangers, to convince Duncan of Jerry’s race lie. Kramer reveals he will be a department store Santa, and George ponders about calling a woman from “The Daily Worker” personals.

The Switch
George unveils Kramer’s mystery name to the gang, after 6+ years of not knowing. Jerry and George work tirelessly, around the clock, trying to figure out how to successfully initiate “the switch,” until George finally comes up with his menage a trois scenario.

The Label Maker
Jerry and Elaine engage in a game of cat and mouse with Dr. Tim Whatley, to determine if he regifted, degifted, and “is using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!” Kramer and Newman engage in an epic battle of risk, using Jerry’s Apartment as a neutral playing ground.

The Scofflaw
George discovers that Jerry already knew about Gary’s cancer, and later cracks under pressure and reveals that Gary never actually had cancer. Kramer tells Elaine that he said “hi” to Jake Jarmel on her behalf.

The Highlights Of 100
Jerry introduces the retrospective of six seasons and 100 episodes, sharing the gang’s many experiences, “both positive and negative…mostly negative.”

The Beard
Kramer decides to set up George with his old flame, Denise, as he is so striking with his new toupee. Plans are thwarted, however, when Elaine strips George of the “hat” and throws it out Jerry’s window. The gang later assembles to watch “Melrose Place” together.

The Kiss Hello
Kramer enacts a building-wide policy of putting tenant photos up in the lobby, but Jerry is angry with the decision when every woman in the building insists on kissing him hello and making small talk.

The Doorman
Amongst a film-noir backdrop, Jerry and Elaine hatch a plan to set up the Doorman as the one responsible for the missing couch.

The Jimmy
Elaine invites Jerry to the AMCA benefit, which Kramer later reveals he is a guest of honor at. Kramer tells Jerry about Dr. Whatley’s new “adults-only” policy, and George tells the gang that he is going into business with Jimmy.

The Doodle
Jerry discovers his apartment is infested with fleas, thanks to Newman. Elaine is forced to scramble inside the fumigating apartment for a manuscript, while Kramer spends 90 minutes unknowingly making a sandwich and reading. Elaine tells George that Paula truly does like George, as “looks aren’t important to her.”

The Fusilli Jerry
The gang racks their brain on who the true “Assman” is. Kramer gives Jerry the “fusilli Jerry,” a pasta-shaped statue of him…which later ends up in the wrong orifice of Frank, who accidentally falls on it during a scrum with Kramer.

The Diplomat’s Club
Elaine tells the gang that she plans on doing the “march in” and quitting her job for Mr. Pitt. George borrows Jerry’s camera to get a photo of him and Mr. Morgan.

The Face Painter
Jerry invites the gang to the Rangers game, but Puddy replaces George, after he declares he plans on telling her he loves her. The gang then bugs Jerry to give Alec Berg the day-after-thank-you, which Jerry flatly refuses. Kramer tells Jerry about his altercation with Barry the monkey.

The Understudy
Jerry watches “Beaches” with his emotional girlfriend Gennice, and later discusses with George and Kramer his boyfriend obligation to comfort her over a movie. Kramer berates Jerry, George and Gennice for “planning” the hospitalization of Bette Midler.

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The Engagement
George tells Jerry that he is engaged, but criticizes Jerry for breaking their “pact” by dumping Melanie. Kramer warns Jerry of the dangers of married life. Kramer offers to assist Elaine with her dog problem, by arranging a meeting with someone who “specializes in sticky situations.”

The Postponement
Jerry discovers that Elaine of George’s proposal, even as George is trying to postpone the wedding to March, which he later reveals he was successful at doing, only after weeping like a baby. Kramer tells Jerry he is suing Java World after being burned by their coffee.

The Maestro
The gang meets Bob Cobb, “the Maestro,” who gives Kramer a Chinese balm for his burns, asks out Elaine, and warns Jerry not to bother searching for a villa in Tuscany. Kramer later discovers his burns disappear from the balm, before his lawsuit has begun.

The Wink
George’s wink causes issues for the gang, particularly Kramer, who he inadvertently lets take Mr. Steinbrenner’s signed birthday card. Elaine lambastes Jerry for ordering “just a salad” on his date with Holly. Holly later comes over to cook Jerry dinner, where she (along with Elaine and James) discover what’s really happening to the meat.

The Hot Tub
Jerry ends up hosting Jean-Paul, after he is booted from Elaine’s apartment the night before the marathon. Kramer’s hot tub, however, blows power to the building, causing Jean-Paul to once again oversleep.

The Soup Nazi
Jerry and George convince Elaine to try the Soup Nazi, and break down the “rules” of ordering. Kramer apologizes to Elaine for letting two “toughs” steal her armoire, and George confronts Jerry over using baby talk with Sheila.

The Secret Code
Kramer gets inside George’s mind to crack his secret code, narrowing it down to his temptation for chocolate syrup before George flees in a panic. Elaine invites Jerry to dinner with Mr. Peterman. Kramer listens to an emergency scanner to criticize the FDNY’s emergency routes throughout the city.

The Pool Guy
Jerry suggests Elaine call Susan to ask her out for a girl’s day on the town, prompting Kramer to warn Jerry about “colliding” George’s worlds of Relationship George and Independent George…and “a George, divided against itself, cannot stand!” Kramer discovers “he’s FILK” when his new phone number is nearly identical to Moviefone.

The Sponge
Jerry calls Lena from Kramer’s AIDS Walk list, but when she discovers the truth about how he got her number, she is surprisingly okay with it (“she’s giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others – I can’t be with someone like that!”). Jerry cuts George out of the gossip loop for leaking the info to Susan. Kramer struggles to sufficiently rest up for the AIDS Walk.

The Gum
Jerry and George gleefully tell Elaine about Lloyd Braun’s nervous breakdown, brought down simultaneously by Mayor Dinkins’ loss and Elaine breaking up with him. Jerry, Kramer and Lloyd spend an afternoon as “three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum.”

The Rye
Elaine confides to Jerry that her new musician boyfriend, John, does not want to get “hot and heavy,” which Jerry tells to John’s bandmate. Elaine chides Jerry for doing this, as John writes a song called “Hot And Heavy” upon hearing of Elaine’s feelings.

The Caddy
Elaine tells the gang about Sue Ellen Mischke, “the braless wonder,” who she discovers was the cause of Jerry and Kramer’s accident, and encourages them (with Stan The Caddy’s assistance) to sue her. Kramer later discovers that Jerry was with Sue Ellen, and they argue over each other’s intentions for the lawsuit.

The Seven
Kramer uses his shiatsu “talents” to fix Elaine’s neck pain, in exchange for her vintage bike, but when Elaine’s pain later returns and she asks for the bike back, an impartial mediator is needed to resolve the dispute. Jerry mocks George’s choice of the name “Seven,” and provides suggestions from other household items.

The Cadillac
Jerry tells Kramer that he wants to buy his father a Cadillac with his newfound money, which causes Elaine to become attracted to Jerry all over again. The gang argues with George over whether he is technically allowed to see Marisa Tomei while engaged.

The Shower Head
Jerry and George discuss convincing the Costanzas to move to Del Boca Vista with Jerry’s parents – however, the plan quickly falls apart. Elaine discovers the source of her positive opium tests, and begs Helen for a urine sample. Jerry, Kramer and Newman team up to find new shower heads, after their building installs low-flow units.

The Doll
Thanks to Susan’s friend Sally’s cheapness, Jerry’s gift for Charles Grodin (a bottle of barbeque sauce) breaks in his suitcase. Jerry later finds out she is coming to New York, so arranges for her to bring a large, inconvenient gift for him. An exhausted and terrified George shows Jerry and Elaine the doll that looks exactly like Estelle.

The Friars Club
George gleefully announces that Susan’s best friend Hallie is available for Jerry to date. George puts the “wheels in motion” to couple them, but then is forced to get Jerry to “sweeten” when he sours on Hallie. Kramer announces his plans to sleep like da Vinci, for just 20 minutes every 3 hours, leading to disastrous results.

The Wig Master
Kramer is forced to stay with Jerry after leaving his apartment keys at the Jiffy Park. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer discuss the “free exchange of sex and discounts, the cornerstones of a healthy relationship,” between Elaine and Craig, the Andover Shop clerk.

The Calzone
Jerry tells Elaine that Todd Gack is exploiting a “dating loophole” to keep seeing Elaine. Kramer decides he will only wear clothes straight out of the dryer, and later starts using Jerry’s oven. Kramer suggests Newman as the solution for George’s calzone ban.

The Bottle Deposit
Kramer resuscitates his Michigan bottle deposit scheme, spurned by Newman’s curiosity – however, the plans are changed when they spot Jerry’s stolen car on the highway, leading to a wild phone conversation between Kramer, Jerry and Elaine. Jerry suggests George use a follow-up question with Mr. Wilhelm for his special project.

The Wait Out
George feels guilt over breaking up the Lookners, and has to physically fight off Jerry and Elaine to make things right. Jerry implies that Kramer can’t fit into jeans, so he buys a pair of slim-fit Dungarees, which renders his mobility to Frankenstein-like speed.

The Invitations
George consults with the gang to think of ways to put a stop to the wedding, resulting in him trying smoking and asking Susan to sign a pre-nup. Elaine and Kramer discover they aren’t in George’s wedding party. Jerry realizes he is in love with himself (via Jeannie), but later comes to realize his engagement may be a mistake, since he actually hates himself.

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The Foundation
George decides it’s time “for George to start being George again” following Susan’s death. Kramer inspires Elaine to find her “katra” in order to head up the J. Peterman catalog. Elaine debuts the catalog’s cover feature, the Urban Sombrero.

The Soul Mate
Kramer meets Jerry’s girlfriend Pam, and quickly falls for her. He later confesses his love to Jerry, who is now not so keen on ending the relationship. Jerry and George dissect George’s damaged tape recorder, to hear what the Foundation board thinks of George.

The Bizarro Jerry
Kramer’s new “job” turns Jerry’s life upside down, and puts a strain on their relationship. Jerry declares Kevin to be “the Bizarro Jerry.” Jerry tries to find a new photo of “Man Hands” for George.

The Little Kicks
Jerry scores sneak preview tickets for a movie, but Kramer invites his friend who forces them to bootleg the movie. He is enthralled with Jerry’s technique, and hires him full-time to bootleg. George reveals he saw Elaine dance, and Elaine videotapes herself “dancing” after Kramer tells her she stinks.

The Package
Kramer tries to commit mail fraud in order to get Jerry a refund on his broken stereo. Elaine asks the group if they think she’s difficult, and Kramer convinces George to “play the game” with the clerk at the photo store, engaging in “the timeless art of seduction.”

The Fatigues
Jerry complains about his girlfriend’s mentor dating Kenny Bania, whose stand-up ends up driving her away from both her mentor and Jerry. George offers himself up as a new mentor, while Jerry ends up mentoring Bania. George devises a plan to purposely fail an eye exam, and Kramer upsets Frank when asking him to cook for his Jewish singles night.

The Checks
Jerry struggles to sign hundreds of minuscule royalty checks he receives from a one-second appearance on a Japanese TV show. Jerry convinces Elaine to suggest “Witch-ay Woman” as a new song for her and Brett, to replace “Desperado.” Brett later comes to the apartment and sees Jerry taking an axe to Kramer’s drawers, and is concussed after accidentally being hit with the axe’s handle.

The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer trade apartments, after the Kenny Rogers Roasters outside Kramer’s window glows a deep red 24/7. The two of them seemingly trade more than apartments as time goes on.

The Abstinence
Jerry turns down a gig for his junior high career day, which turns into a longwinded process to finally get him onstage. George announces his girlfriend has mono, and subsequently becomes a genius due to his abstaining from sex, acing an episode of “Jeopardy.” Jerry points out Kramer’s disfigurement from high tobacco smoke exposure.

The Andrea Doria
Jerry and Newman enter an unholy alliance to deliver Newman’s outstanding mail, in the hopes he can score a transfer to Hawaii. George announces he’s getting a new apartment, but is forced to reveal the “Astonishing Tales of Costanza” in order to land it. Kramer comes down with a cough, but will only take dog pills to cure it.

The Little Jerry
Kramer announces he’s buying a chicken, but instead gets a rooster, which he introduces to and trains for the dangerous world of cockfighting. Marcellino asks Jerry to have Little Jerry throw his fight. George tells Jerry he’s dating a convict, and discovers something better than conjugal sex – fugitive sex. George chides Kurt for voluntarily being bald.

The Money
Jerry’s parents come to visit, and announce they have sold the Cadillac, and they want Jerry to have the money back. Jerry lies twice about returning to Florida to re-buy the Cadillac back for them. Morty decides he needs to rejoin the workforce to support Jerry financially.

The Comeback
Kramer develops a living will, but struggles with the idea of Jerry as his executor. He later discovers it’s possible to come out of a coma. George tests the “jerk store” line with the gang, but is given negative feedback. Milos’ wife Patty comes to the apartment, as a “medieval sexual payola.”

The Van Buren Boys
George and Kramer hold an “intervention” for Jerry over dating a loser. Kramer tells his spectacular Van Buren Boys story, but is forced to come up with new life stories once he sells his stories to Peterman. George vents over having to continually give away the Ross’ money to anyone but him.

The Susie
Jerry accidentally breaks Mike Moffatt’s thumbs outside the building, and agrees to let Mike fix his car in exchange for clearing his bookie tab, which Kramer started on Jerry’s behalf. George reveals his plan to avoid Allison until the ball…but has to deal with Kramer, something of a “surrogate” girlfriend.

The Pothole
Jerry tells Jenna the truth about her toothbrush, causing her to put something of Jerry’s in the toilet, resulting in a mass purge of potential items in the toilet (“the whole apartment’s a biohazard!”) Kramer reveals he is the proud father of a mile of highway, and uses the apartment to clean spare parts, and reveals his plan for his mile’s 2-lane “comfort cruise.”

The English Patient
Kramer asks Jerry to bring back his “Cubans” from Del Boca Vista, which he later discovers are people. Kramer discovers they are in fact, Dominicans, not even Cubans. George tells the gang about the beautiful mystery woman at Monk’s who mistook him for her boyfriend.

The Nap
Jerry hires a contractor, Conrad, to renovate his kitchen cabinets…and he ends up drastically overhauling the entire kitchen, adding in stools and a window to the kitchen counter.

The Yada Yada
Jerry reveals his suspicion regarding Whatley’s conversion, causing Kramer to chide Jerry for being a “rabid anti-dentite.” Kramer and Mickey fight over who to date when they pick up two women, and Mickey eventually proposes to one, just as Beth Lookner announces her second divorce, due to Elaine getting their adoption rejected.

The Millennium
Jerry mentions his new girlfriend uses her speed dial as a “relationship barometer,” and is later caught in a phone triangle with her and her jealous stepmother. Kramer stores his millennium party favors at the apartment, but is shocked to learn Newman is already hosting his own party. Elaine hires Kramer to help get revenge on Putumayo.

The Muffin Tops
Jerry reveals to Kramer that he shaved his chest, but Kramer warns him against the dangerous of long-term chest shaving. Elaine tells Kramer she published his stories in Peterman’s biography…and thus, Kramer unveils his “Peterman Reality Tour,” and begs Jerry to come along to generate buzz.

The Summer Of George
Jerry and George dissect Lanette’s “dude,” and his impact on Jerry’s relationship. Kramer unveils his newly-won Tony Award, but fears having to fire Raquel Welch from the production in exchange for the trophy. Elaine tries understanding the appeal of the catfight, while George starts his summer “decompression.”

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The Butter Shave
Jerry finds out Bania has been given the spot after him at a comedy showcase, so he decides to throw his set to leave Bania to his own devices. George scores an interview with Play Now, and exploits his limp into a full-fledged scooter. Kramer decides he needs a closer shave, so turns to…butter.

The Voice
Jerry tells Claire about “the voice,” and gets dumped for doing so. She takes him back, but with the ultimatum he can never do it again. Jerry reaps in the dough after constantly winning bets that Elaine will continue to see Puddy. Kramer decides he needs an intern to assist with his daily life, and gets an NYU student to join “Kramerica Industries.”

The Serenity Now
The gang tells Jerry he cannot truly get mad. Due to this, an emotionally fragile Jerry declares his love for George, and proposes to Elaine, who initially turns him down. However, Elaine eventually accepts Jerry’s proposal, but by then he is back to his usual self and rejects her. Kramer tries a return attack on the “neighborhood” kids.

The Blood
Jerry’s parents visit, and encourage him to stay healthy, as they have joined a new health plan. He ditches all junk food, but they send a trainer for Jerry…Izzy Mandelbaum. Kramer announces he’s withdrawing all his blood bank deposits, which he later donates to Jerry (thus becoming “blood brothers”) after Jerry cuts himself with an XACTO knife.

The Junk Mail
Jerry announces he’s getting a new car from “Fragile” Frankie Merman, and Kramer offers to help him sell the “big, juicy” van he ends up getting. Jerry gleefully reveals to Elaine that her new man is “The Wiz.” George comes up with a plan so his parents cannot let him go, while Kramer announces a vendetta against the postal service.

The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry’s is only seen from the outside, as Kramer interrupts him from entering by showing off his new “Merv Griffin Show” set.

The Slicer
George convinces Jerry to go on a revenge date with “pimple popper M.D.” – but is able to personally gain when it backfires, using Dr. Sitaredes to get Mr. Kruger shirtless. Kramer convinces Jerry the doctor gave him hives, until he discovers he got it from Kramer. Kramer gets a deli slicer, and helps Elaine feed her starving cat next door.

The Betrayal
Flashbacks reveal Jerry first moving into the building, meeting Kramer for the first time and offering him pizza (“we’re neighbors, what’s mine is yours”), instigating perhaps the biggest mistake of his life.

The Apology
Jerry discovers such a thing as “bad naked” after his girlfriend is constantly naked, and decides to show her his “bad naked” to stop it. Kramer maps out a new shower routine, and begs Jerry to help his technique. Elaine vents on Peggy using a seat cover in their office bathroom.

The Strike
Jerry tells Kramer about Festivus, intriguing Kramer, who also announces his 12-year strike at H&H Bagels is over. George devises a plan to give out fake-charity gifts to his coworkers for Christmas, while Elaine devises a plan to get her Atomic Sub card back.

The Reverse Peephole
George reveals he bought a massage chair as a gift, but kept it for himself due to his oversized wallet. Kramer has to convince their super to reverse Newman’s eviction…even though Newman is sleeping with the super’s wife. Kramer reveals he found Joe Mayo’s fur coat, and makes Jerry wear it to let Kramer and Newman stay in the building.

The Cartoon
Jerry yells at Kramer to keep his mouth shut, and Kramer vows to never speak again as a result. The gang meets George’s girlfriend Janet, who Kramer sees as being a “she-Jerry” that proves George secretly loves Jerry. Elaine reveals she is now a cartoonist for “The New Yorker.”

The Strongbox
Jerry refuses to let someone in the building, who turns out to be his neighbor Phil from down the hall. Phil exacts revenge by allowing his parrot, Fredo, to sit and squawk in the hallway. Kramer purchases a strongbox to hold his “irreplaceables” after a robbery in the building.

The Wizard
Kramer announces he’s retiring, as his coffee table book was optioned for a movie. George lies to the Rosses about having a house in The Hamptons, and then begins an elaborate game of chicken when he finds out they know he’s lying.

The Burning
Jerry gets the “it’s me” from Sophie, and finds out about her “tractor story” when he turns the tables on her. Jerry teaches George and Kramer about the art of showmanship. Kramer and Mickey practice their respective diseases for an acting job at a hospital.

The Bookstore
Jerry finds out from his parents that Uncle Leo has prior convictions, and that they too often steal. Kramer and Newman debut their plan to have the homeless pull rickshaws across New York City.

The Frogger
Elaine sets up Jerry with Lisi, her sentence-finisher friend. Kramer warns the gang of a local serial killer, “The Lopper,” and shares his ideas for the killer’s nickname. Elaine vents about the nonstop cake parade at her office, but admits she ate $29,000 cake.

The Maid
Jerry hires a maid from a cleaning service who he begins sleeping with, resulting in her essentially becoming a prostitute rather than a maid, as he pays her to come over, have sex, and leave without cleaning.

The Puerto Rican Day
Jerry’s apartment is shown, empty, for a quick check-in, before the action returns to the gang stuck in traffic.

The Chronicle
Jerry introduces a series retrospective of highlights from his apartment, as the rest of the gang yells at him from the hallway to hurry for a movie.

The Finale
The final appearance of the apartment in the series. Jerry gets the news that he and George are moving to California, but in the end he is away from his apartment for different reasons, as he is in prison for a year in Massachusetts.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm
Jerry’s apartment appears multiple times in the reunion episode, with Kramer questioning George on his Bernie Madoff investments, and Elaine and Jerry discussing revealing to Elaine’s daughter that Jerry is her biological father.

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The Over-Cheer
Jerry and George step out of the apartment for a quick coffee (the apartment, however, remains unseen), where George criticizes Jerry for not putting out his favorite curly chips (Jerry: “I’m sick of the curly chip!”).

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Norway

Norway

🇳🇴 KINGDOM OF NORWAY

Location: Europe
Languages: Norweigan
Population: 5,391,369 (2021)
Capital: Oslo

FEATURED EPISODES

NORWAY (map)
The Apartment
Jerry, on watching the New York marathon: “What’s to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, 20,000 losers.”

NORWAY (map)
The Hot Tub
One of the products George reads about in the Peterman catalog is the Norwegian ice-fishing vest.

Oslo, NORWAY (map)
The Butter Shave
Elaine and Puddy return from a European vacation from Oslo, where they constantly break up and get back together throughout the flight. Puddy discusses his fascination with Norwegian currency (the kroner) in a taxi to the airport.

Oslo Airport, Fornebu (NOW CLOSED)
Forneburingen, Bærum, NORWAY
 (map)
The Butter Shave
Elaine and Puddy fly back (22 hours with stopovers) from Oslo to New York; a direct flight is typically only 8 hours, but can run up to 20 hours with stopovers, typically in Helsinki, Amsterdam or London. Fornebu was Oslo’s main commuter airport until it was replaced by Oslo Airport Gardermoen in 1998.

Upper West Side North, New York City

Upper West Side North

UPPER WEST SIDE NORTH

North-South boundary: W. 179th St. to W. 86th St.
East-West boundary: Henry Hudson Pkwy. to Central Park W. / Eighth Ave.
Neighborhoods: Manhattan Valley, Morningside Heights, Manhattanville, Hamilton Heights, Sugar Hill, Washington Heights, parts of Upper West Side, Harlem

FEATURED EPISODES

for episodes featuring Monk’s Café, click HERE for a full list.
for episodes featuring George’s 1st Apartment, click HERE for a full list.

Seasons: OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNineCICGC

Riverside Dr., New York, NEW YORK
The Stake Out
Jerry mentions to Elaine that he remembered her friend Pamela lives on Riverside Dr.

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Riverside Park
New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Pony Remark
Uncle Leo mentions that cousin Jeffrey is being transferred to Riverside Park by the Parks Department, “to completely revamp THAT operation.”

Columbia University
2960 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 116th Street – Columbia University (1)
The Statue
Jerry mentions that Rava’s boyfriend Ray is a grad student at Columbia, where George investigates his “alias” Ray Thomas with the registrar, as he is registered under his legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski.

Tor’s apartment
973 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Cathedral Parkway – 110th Street (A,B,C,D)
The Heart Attack
George and Jerry visit Kramer’s herbalist to cure George’s tonsillitis, with even more disastrous results than the original heart attack. Tor’s apartment shares the same exterior as Antonio’s building from “The Busboy.”

Riverside Dr., New York, NEW YORK
The Baby Shower
Leslie mentions to Elaine that she just got an apartment here, where Bernard Goetz’s mother used to live.

Antonio’s apartment
1324 Amsterdam Ave., Apt. 4D, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 125th Street (A,B,C,D)
The Busboy
George and Kramer try reconciling with Antonio the fired busboy, but end up losing his cat in the process, just making things worse. Antonio’s apartment shares the same exterior as Tor’s building from “The Heart Attack,” which despite Elaine’s noting the address, is actually twenty blocks south at 973 Amsterdam Ave. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

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George Washington Bridge
Fort Washington Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 175th Street (A)
The Tape
Elaine claims the mystery woman on Jerry’s tape may did not leave her name because she perhaps felt she couldn’t have Jerry, and thus decided to jump off the George Washington Bridge.

Becky Gelke’s apartment
309 W. 93rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Good Samaritan
The apartment of the victim of Jerry’s hit-and-run girlfriend, who Jerry tries to ask out, but Kramer ends up successfully wooing her. Kramer claims her apartment is across the street from his apartment, but unless he has super vision that he can see 12 blocks ahead, the scaffolding tells the truth. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Henry Hudson Bridge
2152 Henry Hudson Pkwy., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 215th Street (1)

The Parking Space
Elaine claims that she and George were attacked by a group of youths at the toll booth to the Henry Hudson Parkway, thus explaining Jerry’s car issues. The toll booth was located on the bridge connecting the Bronx to Manhattan.

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Cathedral Of St. John The Divine
1047 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Cathedral Parkway – 110th Street (1)
The Pick
Elaine mentions she and Fred are planning on doing volunteer work here for the church. Jerry’s response on volunteering: “that’s the true spirit of the holiday season – people being helped by people other than me.”

Sid Fields’ apartment
255 W. 92nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Old Man
Jerry goes to volunteer by spending time with Mr. Fields, but ends up causing catastrophe with George trying to hit on his Senegalese housekeeper, and Kramer and Newman trying to take all his records. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

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Metro Theater (NOW CLOSED)
2626 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Stall
Elaine & Tony and Jerry & Jane go to see “The Age Of Innocence” on a double date. In the ladies’ room, Elaine asks for an extra square from Jane in the next stall…but Jane can’t spare a square.

Harlem Branch YMCA
180 W. 135th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 135th Street (2,3)
The Stall
Kramer mentions he’s going uptown to the YMCA, and Jane asks to split a cab…but Kramer asks “what about the driver?!?” The gang usually visits the West Side YMCA (5 W. 63rd St.), but the closest uptown YMCA is the Harlem Branch.

Metro Theater (NOW CLOSED)
2626 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Opposite
George and Victoria go to see a movie, and when two moviegoers won’t stop talking or kicking Victoria’s seat, George activates “the opposite,” loudly threatening them to a fight and bluntly telling them to shut up.

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Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Chaperone
Elaine tries to go with Jerry and George to Atlantic City for the weekend, but is kaiboshed because she hasn’t found the right socks for her new boss, Mr. Pitt.

Royal Dry Cleaners (NOT REAL)
2759 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 191st Street (1)
The Big Salad
The dry cleaners where former baseball player (and Kramer’s golf buddy) Steve Gendason is accused of murdering Bobby Pinkus, owner of the cleaners.

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Pledge Drive
Mr. Pitt introduces Elaine to eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, “the way these society types eat their candy bars.”

Hunan Balcony (NOW CLOSED)
2596 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Chinese Woman
Donna and Jerry go here, based on Donna’s suggestion, as Jerry assumes that she, as an Asian woman, is “very assimilated.”

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Gymnast
Kramer gets a 3D art poster framed by Elaine here, driving Mr. Pitt to insanity…making him almost miss a merger meeting, and accidentally mark up his nose to look like Adolf Hitler.

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Mom And Pop Store
Elaine wins Mr. Pitt a spot under the Woody Woodpecker float in the Macy’s Day Thanksgiving Parade, thanks to her knowledge of big band music.

Kinney Parking Corporation lot (LOT NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Scofflaw
Gary offers George a spot for tax-only owned by his company as part of his owed “secret,” but George the his spot when Newman’s car is impounded by the courts. Gary mentions that the lot is around the corner from Monk’s Café.

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Doorman
Where the doorman in Mr. Pitt’s building psychologically tortures Jerry, Jerry is manipulated into working as the doorman himself, and has a couch stolen under his watch, thus forced to replace it (with Poppie’s peed-on couch).

Mr. Pitt’s
640 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Diplomat’s Club
Elaine plans on quitting with the “march-in,” but decides to stay since Mr. Pitt puts her in his will. Elaine later gets fired as part of a “conspiracy” to try and have Jerry drug Mr. Pitt, after Pitt recognizes Jerry on television when stranded in Ithaca.

Rappaport Pharmacy (now Duane Reade)
609 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Diplomat’s Club
Jerry, who Mr. Pitt mistakes for a pharmacist, inadvertently gives Pitt an antihistamine and appetite suppressant that mixes badly with his heart medication.

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W. 115th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Secret Code
Kramer hears of a fire on 115th on his emergency scanner, but criticizes the FDNY for taking the West Side Highway to get to the fire.

Inwood-207th Street Station
W. 207th St. and Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Inwood – 207th Street (A)
The Pool Guy
Jerry takes the subway with Ramon to this stop, bailing on him after telling him he doesn’t want to be friends any longer. The station shows the station on the “A” line, but with a red icon, and the continuity is off, as 207th St. is the northbound terminus of the A train, so Ramon would either have to get off the train or head back south. This station is only accessible on the A line.

Columbia Presbyterian Hospital (now Columbia University Irving Medical Center)
630 W. 168th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 168th Street – Washington Heights (1)
The Cadillac
George goes to pester Katy, now in a coma due to an arrhythmia, to hook him up with Marisa Tomei. The episode’s script says the hospital is at Columbia, although the exterior looks more like Roosevelt Hospital.

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Barney Greengrass
541 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Soul Mate
Elaine tries bringing up a piece of whitefish she had here, but is interrupted by her friends’ constant baby-talk. Jerry is later interrupted by George while telling him the same story.

W. 94th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Little Kicks
Kramer mentions how he met Brody the bootlegger through his friend Corky Ramirez, when playing Pachinko on 94th St.

W. 96th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Little Kicks
Jerry tells Kramer he wants to continue bootlegging for the kids, as he saw a kid on 96th St. asking for a bootleg like “Death Blow”: “That’s who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won’t let him see the excessive violence, and strong sexual content you and I take for granted!”

Mr. Eldridge’s apartment
321 W. 90th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Andrea Doria
George crushes Mr. Eldridge in a sympathy contest with the building’s tenant board, but loses the apartment to Alan, since he merely tips the superintendent $50. George implies this apartment is across the street from his existing apartment, when it is actually four blocks away. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Mr. Peterman’s apartment
211 W. 106th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 103rd Street (1)
The Van Buren Boys
Elaine interviews the ever-fascinating Mr. Peterman for his biography, where she discovers his domestic side is unbelievably ordinary and boring.

Gap (now Banana Republic)
2373 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Yada Yada
Kramer mentions how he and Mickey picked up two women at the Gap, without deciding who would date who. The closest Gap to Kramer’s Apartment is at this location.

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Gap (now Banana Republic)
2373 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Butter Shave
Puddy, arguing with Elaine over their European vacation, questions “what do you think the Gap in Rome has that’s not at the Gap on Broadway?” The closest Gap to Elaine’s Apartment is at this location.

P.S. 075 Emily Dickinson
735 West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (1,2,3)
The Apology
George is inadvertently set up to attend a Rageaholics Anonymous meeting by Jason’s sponsor, where he argues that he’s “not here for rage, I’m here for revenge!” George later spots Elaine, Puddy and Peggy down the hall at a Germophobes Anonymous meeting, before being mocked by Jason at a meeting (“he’s beboppin’ and scattin’, and I’m losin’ it!”).

Joe Mayo’s apartment
W. 88th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Reverse Peephole
The gang goes to Joe Mayo’s housewarming, where Jerry is banned from the CD player, and Elaine tries tossing Dr. Zaius from the apartment…only to realize the coat belongs to Joe. Silvio the landlord later ambushes Mayo here with a sock full of pennies.

Janet’s apartment
501 Cathedral Pkwy., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Cathedral Parkway (1)
The Cartoon
George visits Janet’s apartment, and contemplates how his relationship with her is like a relationship with Jerry, but with sex. Janet later cuts out the gum from her hair, sending George sprinting from the apartment due to her now looking identical to Jerry.

Gap (now Banana Republic)
2373 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Wizard
Upon discovering they’re both just ordinary white people, Elaine and Darryl decide to go to the Gap. The closest Gap to Elaine’s Apartment is at this location.

Lafayette Square
335 Manhattan Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 116th Street (B,C)
The Burning
Kruger Industrial Smoothing over-smoothed a statue in the square, over-smoothing the heads on the statue of Marquis de Lafayette and George Washington.

Riverside Park
New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Frogger
Kramer tells Jerry and Elaine he got inside word from his police friend on a new serial killer striking around the park, called “The Lopper.”

Gap (now Banana Republic)
2373 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Maid
Kramer contemplates about how life in downtown New York is so different, including a different Gap. The closest Gap to Kramer’s Apartment is at this location.

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Amigos Mexican Bar & Restaurant (NOW CLOSED)
2888 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 116th Street – Columbia University (1)
The Over-Cheer
Jerry claims he wants to try a different place from the coffee shop, where they put cinnamon on tuna; “Is cinnamon ever bad? Cinnamon enhances everything!” However, they show up when the restaurant is closed for the game, and are forced to head to the coffee shop instead.

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Midtown South, New York City

Midtown South

MIDTOWN SOUTH

North-South boundary: 34th St. to 14th St.
East-West boundary: Henry Hudson Pkwy. to Franklin D. Roosevelt Dr.
Neighborhoods: Chelsea, Gramercy, parts of Hell’s Kitchen, Garment District, Murray Hill

FEATURED EPISODES

Seasons: OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNine

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
Male Unbonding
George mentions he and Jerry have courtside tickets to see the Knicks, which Jerry gives away to Joel to get him to stop crying.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Apartment
George is forced to pass up free tickets to any event at Madison Square Garden after being hit on by the assistant to the director at brunch, due to his “sociological experiment” of wearing a wedding band to attract women.

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Empire State Building
350 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Phone Message
Shown in an establishing shot of George and Carol sitting in the car.

Hunan 5th Ave. (NOW CLOSED)
323 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Chinese Restaurant
This is the site of the entire episode, where a desperately hungry Jerry, Elaine and George wait seemingly forever for a table before going to see “Plan 9 From Outer Space.”

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14th Street Station
W. 14th St. and Sixth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street (F,M)
The Subway
An establishing shot during the episode shows a train pulling in to 14th Street Station on the IND Sixth Avenue Line. This station is accessible on the F or M lines.

28th Street Station
W. 28th St. and Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 28th Street (1,2)
The Subway
An establishing shot during the episode when George meets Luanne the scam artist shows the train whizzing through 28th Street station on the IRT Broadway – Seventh Avenue Line. This station is accessible on the 1 or 2 lines.

Moe Ginsburg (NOW CLOSED)
162 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
The Subway
George’s only suit (a discount one he bought for $350) is stolen by Louann while he is handcuffed to a hotel bed.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Limo
Jerry mentions to George how the real O’Brien was screaming how he had to get to the Garden. Once they are in the limo, Jerry and George assume they are headed to see the Knicks vs. Bulls game, but are proven very wrong.

Paramount Theater (now The Theater At Madison Square Garden)
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Limo
The actual destination of O’Brien’s limo, where he is set to make a speech at a Neo-Nazi rally. Elaine’s friend Dan takes part in the rally that nearly flips the limo over, with the gang inside. George has to declare on live television that “I am not O’Brien!”

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NYU Hospital For Joint Diseases
301 E. 17th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 3rd Avenue (L)
The Wallet
Morty flies in to New York to visit a back specialist, but ends up leaving early after he believes the doctor stole his wallet from the exam room.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Contest
Estelle suggests that George should do “that” for a living, and that he could maybe even sell out Madison Square Garden.

Kramer’s old apartment
E. 18th St and Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street – Union Square (4,5,6)
The Airport
Kramer gets upset after seeing his former roommate, John Grossbard, at Kennedy Airport, as he believes Grossbard still owes him $240 from twenty years earlier.

Empire State Building
350 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Shoes
Jerry mentions George was staring at Molly’s cleavage like he “just put a quarter in one of those big metal things on top of the Empire State Building.” The observatory (home of the “big metal things”) is on the 86th floor.

Surgical Appliances (NOW CLOSED)
44 Union Sq. E., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street – Union Square (N,Q,R)
The Handicap Spot
George and Kramer pass on the Cougar 9000 wheelchair (rated #1 by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine), opting for a “slightly” used model to replace Lola’s broken wheelchair.

Peter McManus Café
152 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Pilot
Elaine dumps Russell, and inadvertently convinces him to join Greenpeace. Later, Jerry meets TV Elaine here to discuss Elaine’s personality, and ends up kissing her.

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Specialty Models (NOT REAL)
O’Neill Building, 655 Sixth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Puffy Shirt
George starts his new (albeit short-lived) career as a legendary hand model, modeling watches and gloating about his “mastership of his domain.”

stakeout location
61 Irving Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street – Union Square (N,Q,R)
The Sniffing Accountant
Where Jerry and Newman stake out Barry, the sniffing accountant, passing time by discussing the benefits and drawbacks of dental tape. This location is just up the street from Pete’s, the bar where Kramer meets with Barry face-to-face.

Pete’s Tavern
129 E. 18th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street – Union Square (N,Q,R)
The Sniffing Accountant
Kramer stakes out Barry, chugging a beer with a cigarette in his mouth in order to “blend in;” Kramer only gets a photo of Barry on the toilet, which he uses later to try to shame him.

Hunan 5th Ave. (NOW CLOSED)
323 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Lip Reader
Jerry and George go for dinner with Laura, the “beautiful lineswoman,” and discover that she can read lips.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Lip Reader
The car service driver can’t hear anything the gang is saying, because Elaine got him tickets to see “Metalli-something” at the Garden after pretending to be deaf to avoid small-talk.

Hunan 5th Ave. (NOW CLOSED)
323 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Masseuse
Jerry, Jodi, George and Karen go on a double date here, where George becomes suspicious that Jodi does not like him…and his suspicions are right.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Cigar Store Indian
Jerry tells Winona he got floor seats to a Knicks game from a scal…one of those guys, the guys, they sell the tickets to the sold out events.

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Bolo (NOW CLOSED)
23 E. 22nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
The Chaperone
Jerry, Karen…and Kramer go for dinner, and Kramer steals the spotlight from Jerry, ending the night by convincing Karen to become her coach and mentor for the Miss America pageant.

14th St., New York, NEW YORK
The Big Salad
Elaine mentions she bought Mr. Pitt the Rolamech pencil on 14th St., unbeknownst that the stationery store guy went directly to the distributor to buy it on Elaine’s behalf.

Bowen Fertility Clinic (NOW CLOSED)
320 E. 15th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 1st Avenue (L)
The Chinese Woman
Kramer goes here for a fertility test, and discovers he’s a little low…and thus must switch to boxers from Jockeys. This is the same building as George’s optometrist in “The Fatigues.”

Thomasville Furniture (NOW CLOSED)
91 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street (1,2,3)
The Couch
Jerry buys his new, non-foldout-able sofa (which is later peed on by Poppie), and gives Elaine his old sofa.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Gymnast
Jerry, Kramer and Katya go to see one of Katya’s old Olympic teammates, Misha, perform at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus (even though Kramer is terrified of clowns). Kramer passes a kidney stone in extreme pain in the bathroom, causing Misha to fall from his tightrope due to Kramer’s bloodcurdling scream.

Empire State Building
350 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Mom And Pop Store
Elaine goes to the Dixieland Deli (NOT REAL) inside the Empire State Building to pick up Mr. Pitt’s Macy’s Day Parade security pass. Elaine also wins a trophy with the Empire State Building bronzed on top for winning a big band “name that tune” contest…which Jerry later accidentally pops the Woody Woodpecker float with.

Empire State Building
350 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Race
Jerry’s new girlfriend Lois works in the building, working for Jerry and George’s old high school classmate Duncan Meyer.

Michael’s Muffins (NOW CLOSED)
158 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Label Maker
Elaine and Tim pass by here in their cab, talking about going “downtown” when they are at the Super Bowl.

Michael’s Muffins (NOW CLOSED)
158 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Scofflaw
Elaine passes by here in her cab, talking to her driver about Jake’s smugness before seeing a man on the street in the same glasses.

New York Police Department – 10th Precinct
230 W. 20th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Beard
Kramer visits his composite artist friend Lou to draw a woman’s likeness for George. Jerry dates Sgt. Tierney, who hooks him up to a polygraph to test his true knowledge of “Melrose Place.”

Michael’s Muffins (NOW CLOSED)
158 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Jimmy
Kramer and Arnold Deensfri pass by here in their cab, where Kramer is “heading home” as a proud and independent faux-handicapped individual.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Face Painter
Jerry, Kramer, Elaine and Puddy go to a Rangers vs. Devils playoff game, which the Devils win. While the Rangers did not play the Devils in the 1995 NHL Playoffs, they did have an epic 7 game series in the 1994 Playoffs, where the Devils won Game 1 4-3 in overtime on a goal by Stephane Richer (as heard on George’s radio when listening to the game). With Kramer saying that there are still three games left in the series, this implies the gang saw Game 1, and that Jerry and Kramer went again with Puddy (having to paint “DEVILS” on their chest) to Game 2.

La Chinita Linda (NOW CLOSED)
166 Eighth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Understudy
Frank and Kim pass by here in Frank’s car, talking about making up for lost time, before Frank stops short on her, causing her to storm out of the car.

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Ross’ (actually Camouflage, NOW CLOSED)
139 Eighth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street (A,C,E)
The Maestro
George claims Susan’s uncle Ned owns the store…but still gets no discount. George gives the security guard a rocking chair to sit in, prompting him to fall asleep and allowing the store to be robbed.

Old Homestead Steakhouse
56 Ninth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street (A,C,E)
The Wink
Elaine’s cousin Holly takes Jerry out here for dinner, where he is grilled for ordering “just a salad”…”just a salad”…”just a salad.” Holly mentions their Grandma Memma would often take them to a matinee, and then dinner here when they were kids.

Hunan 5th Ave. (NOW CLOSED)
323 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
The Secret Code
Elaine and Jerry bail on George for dinner with Mr. Peterman, leaving him alone to have dinner (and then spend much, much longer) with Peterman.

Kove Bros. Hardware
189 Seventh Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (1)
The Secret Code
Kramer passes by this store when driving the back of the firetruck.

Bolo (NOW CLOSED)
23 E. 22nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
The Seven
Jerry and Christie go for another dinner, where she wears the same dress again…Jerry tests this only-owns-one-dress theory when she spills wine on it, forcing her home to change.

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New York Police Department – 10th Precinct
230 W. 20th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 18th Street (1)
The Little Kicks
Elaine goes to pick up Anna, and an infuriated Frank comes to bail out George, before Frank and Elaine come to blows in the famous “you want a piece of me?” speech.

NYU Hospital For Joint Diseases
301 E. 17th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 3rd Avenue (L)
The Package
Elaine gets in trouble for reading her chart at Dr. Stern’s office, discovering she has been listed as “difficult.”

Knights Of Columbus (actually Masonic Lodge)
71 W. 23rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
The Fatigues
Kramer decides to host Jewish Singles Night, thanks to Frank getting him a room at his lodge. Frank later trashes the joint, thinking his food will harm party guests similar to his platoon in the Korean War. Ironically, the event meant to be hosted by the Catholic organization shows the exterior of a Grand Mason’s Lodge.

optometrist
320 E. 15th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 1st Avenue (L)
The Fatigues
George easily bombs an eye exam, giving him access to Reading For The Blind so he can avoid having to ever read again. This is the same building as Kramer’s fertility clinic in “The Chinese Woman.”

Downtown Veterinary Clinic (NOW CLOSED)
148 Ninth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (C,E)
The Andrea Doria
Kramer and Smuckers the dog visit the vet to diagnose out their shared cough (from potentially drinking in the toilet), getting dog medicine from the vet.

Emily’s apartment
340 W. 19th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (C,E)
The Money
Kramer and Emily try the leaving after sex routine to avoid the “jimmy legs,” but the plan backfires on Kramer when he asks to stay over, afraid to return to his apartment.

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Susie
George’s girlfriend Allison gets Kramer Knicks tickets through her job against the Pacers, but Kramer gets kicked out (along with Spike Lee and Reggie Miller) for running onto the court and throwing a hot dog at Miller.

Allison’s apartment
305 W. 18th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street (A,C,E)
The Susie
Kramer tries getting Knicks tickets against the Rockets (“that Hakeem Olaujawon, he’s got a real attitude!”) from Allison, but ends up acting as a middleman between her and George, even taking George back on her behalf.

Barnes & Noble
122 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 14th Street – Union Square (N,Q,R)
The Millennium
Jerry gets Valerie a gift certificate here to suck up and move up the speed dial again. “Notes About Nothing” on the Season 8 DVD specifically highlights the flagship store at Fifth Ave. and E. 18th St. The flagship store is no longer here, but Barnes & Noble’s head offices remain at this address.

Irmat Pharmacy (NOW CLOSED)
2 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 28th Street (6)
The Millennium
Jerry and George pass by here in a cab, where Jerry provides his inspirational “you suck!” speech to cheer George up about not getting fired yet by the Yankees.

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Catch A Rising Star (NOW CLOSED)
253 W. 28th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 28th Street (6)
The Butter Shave
Jerry gets offered a showcase by NBC, only to have his laughs “eaten” by Bania. Jerry later takes part in a showcase before Bania, purposely throwing his set, before Newman and Kramer bring the crowd back for Bania’s set when Newman attacks a “delicious”-looking Kramer. Catch A Rising Star moved to this location in the late 1990s from 1487 First Ave., as shown in “The Movie.“

Madison Square Garden
4 Pennsylvania Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Penn Station (1,2,3)
The Serenity Now
Jerry shows off his lack of emotion when being told that Patty gave away their tickets to the Knicks home opener here.

Bolo (NOW CLOSED)
23 E. 22nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
The Junk Mail
George takes his cousin Rhisa out on a date here to try to “start” a relationship with her, thus upsetting his parents…but Rhisa ends up liking the idea.

Downtown Veterinary Clinic (NOW CLOSED)
148 Ninth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (C,E)
The Merv Griffin Show
George and Miranda go to visit the squirrel George hit, even sending away for special “really tiny instruments” at a massive cost to save its life.

Allied Locksmith (NOW CLOSED)
10 W. 23rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 23rd Street (N,R)
The Slicer
Elaine calls Allied to get a new lock installed, but has her power blown by Mr. Potato Guy for blasting “In A Gadda Da Vida” and “Slow Ride” too loud (although even with her power out, Elaine’s phone still should theoretically have worked). This locksmith has since relocated to 725 Sixth Ave.

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The Ex-Girlfriend

201 - Ex-Girlfriend

The Ex-Girlfriend (season 2, episode 1)

written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: January 23, 1991

Jerry begins seeing George’s ex, Marlene, but George is more annoyed that Jerry went behind his back to pay the balance of a bogus chiropractor bill. Marlene breaks-up with Jerry because she doesn’t like his comedy act.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
George proudly declares that he has broken up with Marlene, opening the door for Jerry to begin to see her.

Monk’s Café
Jerry meets with Marlene here shortly after she breaks up with George. He later confesses to seeing Marlene, which George declares he really has no issue with Jerry and Marlene dating.

George’s Apartment
George mentions how Marlene “seduced him” in his apartment by stealing his seat.

Elaine’s Apartment
Elaine mentions how she is on a no-talk basis with a teacher in her building.

Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

Kramer tries convincing Jerry to buy fruit here, as he finds that supermarket fruit stinks. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

Marlene’s apartment
224 E. 11th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Astor Place (6)
George realizes he left some of his books at Marlene’s after breaking up with her, desperately asking Jerry to get them back for him. This is also the same as Carrie’s apartment from “The Boyfriend.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

chiropractor’s office
New York, NEW YORK

George refuses to pay an additional fee out of principle, which Jerry pays off after George storms out of the office.

parking spot
New York, NEW YORK

Jerry and Marlene are parked, where Marlene dumps Jerry as she disliked his act, and must be with someone that she respects what they do…to which Jerry replies with “you’re a cashier!”

Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania

COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA

Nickname: The Keystone State
Population: 12,801,989 (2019)
Capital: Harrisburg

FEATURED EPISODES

Pocono Mountains, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Apartment
George argues that he’s a bigger idiot than Jerry for going on a singles weekend in the Poconos.

PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Note
Jerry inappropriately brings up a story about a child kidnapped in Pennsylvania to his physical therapist, sending her into a panic and essentially banning Jerry from her practice.

Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Letter
Kramer heckles Yankees third baseman Charlie Hayes by yelling “you better catch it here Charlie, because this ain’t Philadelphia!”

Gettysburg, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Pitch / Ticket
Jerry and George are told by another comic about Gettysburg as a tourist spot, starting a conversation by George about toilet paper during the Civil War.

Philadelphia International Airport
8800 Essington Ave., Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Opera
Susan makes it to the opera at the last minute, telling George she didn’t have to pick up her friend at the airport because her plane had to land in Philadelphia.

Pocono Mountains, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Junior Mint
Jerry, “the boyfriend,” tries to kaibosh Elaine’s date with Roy by claiming they are visiting here soon. Elaine, “the girlfriend,” later tries to kaibosh her plans with Roy in favor of the fake Poconos trip, to which Jerry claims he’ll “think about it.”

Camp Tioga
1635 State Rd. 2036, Thompson, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Pilot
Wilton Marshall recognizes a wigged Elaine at the “Jerry” taping, after not having seen her since going to camp with her here in 1978.

Pittsburgh International Airport
1000 Airport Blvd., Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Earl bets Kramer that Flight 902 to Pittsburgh will depart before his flight, Flight 44, departs to Houston.

Philadelphia International Airport
8800 Essington Ave., Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Philadelphia is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Camp Tioga
1635 State Rd. 2036, Thompson, PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Cadillac
When Mrs. Choate says she recognizes Jerry, he asks “did you ever go to Camp Tioga?”

Reading, PENNSYLVANIA (map)
The Blood
George tries covering for Elaine to Vivian by saying she’s moving to live with her grandparents in Reading…yet Vivian knows right away that they died five years earlier.

Pennsylvania Dutch Country
PENNSYLVANIA
(map)
The Frogger
Lisi surprises Jerry with a trip here, only because Jerry slept with her out of fear of “The Lopper.” Dutch Country is based in the cities of York, Lancaster, Hershey, Reading and Allentown.

Queens, New York City

Queens

BOROUGH OF QUEENS

Population: 2,253,858 (2019)
County: Queens

FEATURED EPISODES

for episodes featuring the Costanza House, click HERE for a full list.

Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Kramer mentions he went to the Mets game that night, but Jerry wonders how this is possible, as Kramer evidently hasn’t left the building in 10 years.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry and George go to pick up Laura at JFK, discussing “signals” and meanings regarding how Laura will greet Jerry.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Bet
In the abandoned script, Jerry, George and Elaine travel to the airport, to question the flight attendant about her supposed tryst with Kramer, to settle Jerry and George’s bet over the story’s validity. The script details never reveal which airport the gang visits.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Baby Shower
George picks up Jerry from the airport, with the ulterior motive of taking Jerry back to his apartment so he can confront Leslie at her baby shower.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Busboy
Elaine details her route to get Ed to the airport, back to Seattle, and out of her life:
1. Queens-Midtown Tunnel
2. Long Island Expressway
3. Queens Blvd. (“I took the shoulder!”)
4. Jewel Ave. (“I used the median!”)
5. Van Wyck Expwy. (“They say no one’s ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this…I came as close as anyone ever has!”)
6. Rockaway Blvd.
7. JFK (she nearly makes it, but a 5-car pileup on Rockaway forces Ed to miss the flight)

Woodhaven Clinic (NOT REAL)
Woodhaven, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Truth
George and Jerry visit Patrice to find out the status of Jerry’s tax papers.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Café
Jerry mentions how George once passed his friend a test out the window during college, making him a campus legend.

Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Boyfriend
The site of the infamous “Second Spitter” incident, where Roger McDowell attacked Kramer and Newman via saliva following the Mets vs. Phillies matchup on June 14, 1987.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Limo
Jerry flies “Atlantic Northern” from Chicago to Kennedy. The episode reveals that the airport George picks up Jerry from is Kennedy, as the Belt Parkway leads directly into JFK.

Belt Parkway
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Limo
George’s car breaks down on the Belt en route to Kennedy airport.

Grand Central Parkway
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Limo
George’s questions the limo driver as to why they are pulling off the Grand Central, when its revealed that Jerry and George will not be the only passengers in the limo.

Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Good Samaritan
Jerry claimed in his lie to Elaine that he followed the hit-and-runner over the bridge into Queens, where he then got into a fight.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Trip
Jerry and George head to “La La Land,” where George is accosted for his hand cream at airport security. Which airport they head to is not determined in the episode.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Wallet
Jerry picks his parents up from the airport, telling them about their pilot for NBC. A sign seen at the episode’s opening shows that Jerry is on a road headed towards the Van Wyck Expressway and Belt Parkway, with a right for South Cargo Rd. coming up.

airport gas station
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Wallet
Jerry stops for gas, where he and Morty argue over who will pay.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Bubble Boy
Jerry mentions George once drove from his apartment to Kennedy in 25 minutes…which George later describes to Susan as only being 15.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Opera
Susan makes it to the opera at the last minute, telling George she didn’t have to pick up her friend at the airport because her plane had to land in Philadelphia.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
The Airport
Jerry and Elaine are originally supposed to fly into JFK, but are re-booked to LaGuardia after the original flight is cancelled, and eventually back to JFK due to equipment problems. George and Kramer make the pick-up here late (after Kramer scraps George’s original route of “The Grand Central! The Van Wyck!” by taking the Long Island Expressway), but are then forced to rush to LGA, and eventually back to JFK once again.

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
The Airport
Jerry and Elaine’s original flight is cancelled, so they are booked into LaGuardia…just in different seats.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Implant
The home of “Atlantic Northern” airlines, where George tries to get a bereavement rate. There is a good chance this is meant to be Kennedy airport, as the episode’s ending in Detroit shows a boarding screen for flight 1141 at 8:00 to JFK.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Mango
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College shirt in his apartment.

USTA National Tennis Center (now USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center)
Flushing Meadows Corona Park, Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Lip Reader
Jerry and George watch the 1993 US Open (watching Mary Pierce of France vs. Natalia Baudone of Italy in the Women’s 1st Round Final, where Pierce won 6-0, 6-7, 7-6). George gets busted on TV with his face full of ice cream; Jerry asks out Laura, the “BL.” Kramer becomes the first “ball-man,” and knocks out Monica Seles (Kramer says he’s working the finals with Monica Seles, but real finals had Steffi Graf of Germany beating Helena Sukova of Czechia 6-3, 6-3).

Food And Drug Administration, Northeast Region
158-15 Liberty Ave., Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Jamaica Center – Parsons / Archer (E,J,Z)
The Non-Fat Yogurt
This is the location of the Northeast Region of FDA Office of Regulatory Affairs, where Elaine mentions she will call to inquire about how non-fat the “non-fat” yogurt actually is.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Barber
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College hat to cover up his terrible haircut.

Queensboro Plaza station
27th St. and Queens Pl., Long Island City, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Queensboro Plaza (7,N,Q)
The Cigar Store Indian
Kramer tries to grab a gyro from the station platform, but misses getting back on the train, and loses his gyro (as Jerry has happen later by Al Roker). Elaine later tries grabbing a gyro, and is successful…but gets sauce on Frank’s new TV Guide. This station is accessible on the N, Q or 7 lines.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Marine Biologist
Elaine mentions her and Lippman will pick up Testikov from the airport in a limo…and Jerry offers her “Golden Boy” for support.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Marine Biologist
Elaine sees a page about Jerry in the Queens College alumni magazine. Jerry later bumps into Diane DeConn, a former classmate of Jerry and George’s (who was George’s “it girl”), who he tells that George is now a successful marine biologist.

Rockaway Beach, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Beach 90th Street (A,S)
The Marine Biologist
Kramer suggests he, Jerry and George hit the “600 Titelists in the trunk of my car” into the ocean. This is where George later goes on his mission to save a dying beached whale.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Raincoats
Jerry, Kramer and Morty await Jack’s boxes at the airport…only to discover they’re wrecked. Helen and Morty later fly back to Miami (at Gate 18A, Atlantic Northern flight 433), much to Aaron’s disappointment.

Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Chinese Woman
Frank remarks to George that unlike Queens, Manhattan apparently has no mosquitoes, an idea George is quite skeptical with.

Kew Gardens, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Chinese Woman
George mentions he had to go from lunch with his mother (probably near her house in Flushing) to see his father in Kew Gardens to play Clue.

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
The Diplomat’s Club
Jerry and Kramer visit the Diplomat’s Club (Jerry “followed the planes”), Jerry to fly United Airlines with Katie to Ithaca, and Kramer to hang out. Jerry barely makes it back from Ithaca to spend any time with Bridget. Kramer meets Earl Haffler, and makes bets on arrivals and departures out of LaGuardia. He originally offers the Son Of Sam’s mailbag as gambling collateral, but the deal is off when Earl finds out Jerry is on the Ithaca flight and caused its delay.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Pool Guy
Jerry is seen wearing a Queens College shirt when talking to Ramon at the health club.

Price Club (now Costco)
3250 Vernon Blvd., Long Island City, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Broadway (N,Q)
The Rye
Kramer loads up on everything here…but eventually realizes he overbought, leading to creative solutions for getting rid of it. The closest Price Club to Kramer is this location in Long Island City.

Queens Convalescent Center (NOT REAL)
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Doll
Where Kramer and Frank meet with the Maestro to discuss the picture…and they learn a pant-crease trick from Maestro. Elaine later goes to drop off her “other guy” poster at a performance Maestro has…with a bent baton. Likely either meant to be the Queens Center For Rehabilitation (15715 19th Ave., Flushing) or Queens Adult Care Center (8008 45th Ave., Flushing).

Price Club (now Costco)
3250 Vernon Blvd., Long Island City, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Broadway (N,Q)
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer loads up on everything here, destroying Jerry’s car engine in the process.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Foundation
Jerry picks up Elaine from the airport after her return from six weeks in Mexico.

Queens College
65 Kissena Blvd., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Flushing – Main Street (7)
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry bumps into Seth, an old college friend, where he pushes him to go for lunch…and subsequently gets him fired from his job.

Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Little Jerry
Jerry mentions how George once didn’t want to date a woman from Queens because she lived “over the bridge.”

LaGuardia Airport
Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Astoria – Ditmars Boulevard (N,Q)
The Comeback
George touches down from Akron, but quickly heads back towards the airport when he thinks up another zinger.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Van Buren Boys
Jerry leaves to pick up his parents, who he has flown in to meet and “review” Ellen, and ideally fly back home the same day.

Queensboro Bridge
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 21st Street – Queensbridge (F)
The Nap
Jerry tells Elaine that her bed smells due to Kramer swimming the East River between the Queensboro Bridge to the Brooklyn Bridge.

Francis Lewis High School
58-20 Utopia Pkwy., Fresh Meadows, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Jamaica – 179th Street (F)
The Muffin Tops
George mentions he has been replaced at his old Yankees post by an intern, Keith, who comes in Mondays after school from Lewis High.

airport
Queens, NEW YORK
(map)
The Butter Shave
Elaine, Puddy and “Vegetable Lasagna” are forced to share a cab from the airport after a 22-hour flight together, due to a cab shortage.

Dante Caterers (NOW CLOSED)
75-07 31st Ave., East Elmhurst, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Northern Boulevard (M,R)
The Serenity Now
Elaine goes to Adam Lippman’s bar mitzvah here, where he kisses her to prove his manhood…and Elaine brings Boggle as a gift.

Bayside, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The Strike
George claims to Mr. Kruger that due to the persecution against Festivus, “they drove my family out of Bayside!”

Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
The Puerto Rican Day
The gang is driving home from a Mets game (where the Mets were losing 9-0), when they get stuck in major traffic for the Puerto Rican Day parade.

The Chinese Restaurant

206 - Chinese Restaurant

The Chinese Restaurant (season 2, episode 11)

written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: May 23, 1991

Before seeing the classic B-movie “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” Jerry, Elaine and George decide to get dinner without reservations at a Chinese restaurant. They spend the next thirty minutes trying to get seated by the enigmatic maitre’d.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

Jerry’s Apartment and Monk’s Café are not featured in this episode.

The Improv

Hunan 5th Ave. (NOW CLOSED)
323 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 34th Street – Herald Square (B,D,F,M,N,Q,R)
This is the site of the entire episode, where a desperately hungry Jerry, Elaine and George wait seemingly forever for a table before going to see “Plan 9 From Outer Space.”

Tatiana’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK

George tells Jerry and Elaine that her apartment has a little bathroom that’s “right there…no buffer zone.”

Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK
The maitre’d owner says that Mr. Cohen will get a table sooner than the gang, apparently because he lives on Park Avenue and is very funny.

Boston, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
In a deleted scene, George mentions he thinks he pulled his hamstring at a hotel in Boston, due to a tight tuck: “it’s too tight, I feel like a mental patient.”

Long Island, NEW YORK (map)
Jerry mentions that Lorraine will call his aunt on Long Island, who will then call his mother in Florida, who will then call Jerry in New York.

Pines Of Mar Gables, FLORIDA
Jerry mentions that his aunt will call his mother in Florida, upon realizing Jerry didn’t say hello to a mutual friend he didn’t recognize.

BERMUDA (map)
Jerry, to George and Elaine on his family’s calling chain set-up: “New York, Long Island, Florida…it’s like the Bermuda Triangle.”

Sky Burger (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

Where Elaine ends up eating her dinner that night, likely devouring a burger or two after being forced to wait while starving.