🇪🇺 EUROPE
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Languages: Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Estonian, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Irish, Italian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Maltese, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, Slovene, Spanish, Swedish (European Union)
Population: 746,419,440 (2018)
Capital: Brussels, Belgium (European Union)

FEATURED EPISODES

EASTERN EUROPE (map)
“Male Unbonding”
Jerry and Elaine lie to Joel, claiming they are busy later in the week for choir practice of Eastern European national anthems, “you know, with the Wall being down and everything.”

EUROPE (map)
“The Parking Garage”
While venting about bad drivers, Elaine mentions that 50% of American high schoolers can’t even locate Europe on a map, yet can still pass a driving test.

EUROPE (map)
“The Stranded”
Kramer and Steve howl with laughter as Kramer tells a story about him taking care of a magician’s doves while the magician was away in Europe.

EUROPE (map)
“The Pilot”
George claims that even if you held Neville Chamberlain’s head in the toilet, he would still give up half of Europe.

EUROPE (map)
“The Pie”
Elaine tells the store clerk that “I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing your crummy little Euro-trash rags,” referring specifically to a $1200 Jean-Paul Gauthier dress on “her” mannequin.

WESTERN EUROPE (map)
“The Label Maker”
Kramer has driven Newman out of Western Europe during their epic game of Risk.

EUROPE (map)
“The Wink”
Holly mentions to Elaine and Jerry that her Grandma Memma bought a candelabra on a trip to Europe in 1926.

EUROPE (map)
“The Soup Nazi”
Jerry, when discussing with “Schmoopie” on whether there is some truth to every joke: “Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian Cream Pie!”

LOWER MANHATTAN SOUTH

North-South boundary: Canal St. to South St. (plus Liberty and Ellis Islands)
East-West boundary: Henry Hudson Pkwy. to Franklin D. Roosevelt Dr.
Neighborhoods: TriBeCa, Financial District, Battery Park City, Two Bridges, parts of Lower East Side, Chinatown

FEATURED EPISODES

Seasons: One • Two • Three • Four • Five • Six • Seven • Eight • Nine

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft (actually Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft)
318 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Brooklyn Bridge – City Hall (4,5,6)
“The Stake Out”
The law firm that Vanessa works for, and Jerry desperately tries to remember the name of, in order for him to stake it out. This name was based on an actual New York firm, only changing the name “Simon” to “Sagman.”

Wall St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Wall Street (2,3,4,5)
“The Stake Out”
Elaine mentions she is dating a stockbroker who works on Wall Street, to Jerry’s delight: “Bulls! Bears! People from Connecticut!”

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Immigration Station
Ellis Island, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Pony Remark”
Jerry mentions to his upset parents that he never saw photos of immigrants entering New York Harbor sitting on a pony.

Chinatown, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Statue”
Ray tells Jerry that he bought the infamous statue from a pawn shop in Chinatown.

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Reggae Lounge (NOW CLOSED)
285 W. Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Nose Job”
nearest subway: Canal Street (A,C,E)
Kramer and Audrey leave the gang behind to go to the Reggae Lounge, leaving a stymied George to wonder what could have been. Thanks to Andy for the tip!

Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Red Dot”
George and Jerry argue over whether the Statue was shipped complete from France, or put together in America like a coffee table (it was actually shipped in separate crates and was put together on Liberty Island…so Jerry was right).

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Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Trip”
A poster for the Statue Of Liberty is visible behind Jerry and George in the security lineup at the airport.

Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
“The Pitch / Ticket”
Newman takes the stand to defend his ticket, but an incoherent Kramer costs him his alibi.

New York City Department Of Sanitation
125 Worth St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J)
“The Wallet”
In a deleted scene, Kramer suggests that Jerry track down his discarded watch by visiting the Sanitation Department, to see if any of their garbage sifters have found it.

Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Visa”
Jerry mentions the Statue Of Liberty in his closing monologue, mentioning the Statue’s credo for immigrants (“give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses”).

Louis J. Lefkowitz State Office Building
80 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
“The Pilot”
Elaine visits the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to file a complaint about Monk’s Café hiring only “huge” women. EEOC is actually a federal agency, and wouldn’t be housed in a state office; the real New York area office is at One Newark Center in Newark, New Jersey.

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New York City Hall
260 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: City Hall (R)
“The Non-Fat Yogurt”
In a deleted scene, an aide to Mayor Dinkins (played by a pre-Jackie Chiles Phil Morris) vows to put a stop to falsely-advertised yogurt as his first order post-reelection, vowing to organize a special task force. This was an alternate ending, filmed in case Dinkins won re-election.

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Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
“The Scofflaw”
Newman’s car is impounded by the court for repeated ticket offenses…and an eyepatched Kramer takes Newman into “his custody.”

New York City Hall
260 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: City Hall (R)
“The Scofflaw”
Gary tells George that he can’t give him a free parking spot after all, as he “can’t fight City Hall” after they gave the spot to the scofflaw, Newman.

Louis J. Lefkowitz State Office Building
80 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
“The Fusilli Jerry”
Kramer visits the DMV for his new license plates…and becomes, according to the State of New York, “The Assman.”

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New York Police Department Benevolent Association
40 Fulton St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Fulton Street (2,3)
“The Maestro”
It is revealed by Jerry that the Maestro conducts the Police Benevolent Association’s orchestra.

Office Of The State Attorney General
28 Liberty St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Broad Street (J,Z)
“The Soup Nazi”
Elaine threatens to call the state’s attorney’s office for being discriminated against by the Soup Nazi.

FDNY Hook & Ladder – No. 8 Firehouse
14 North Moore St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Franklin Street (1)
“The Secret Code”
Kramer stops by here to try and provide them shortcuts of the Upper West Side and Greenwich Village. Kramer ends up driving the truck en route to Leapin’ Larry’s…taking Amsterdam Avenue to get uptown (the radio dispatch calls them Company 390).

Chatham Square
1 Chatham Sq., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
“The Gum”
Lloyd gives Jerry a case of $100 worth of gum from Chinatown, that’s “a little lo mein-y” for Jerry’s taste. “Notes About Nothing” from the Season 7 DVD implies they went to Chatham Square, the cornerstone of New York’s Chinatown.

Lords Deli (now Cafe Bravo)
94 Greenwich St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Rector Street (1)
“The Rye”
Estelle suggests getting a rye from Lords, since its close by, and not out of the way like Schnitzer’s.

Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
“The Caddy”
Kramer and Jackie recreate the infamous “if the glove doesn’t fit” testimony against Sue Ellen Mischke and the bra in question that caused Jerry and Kramer’s car accident.

World Trade Center
1 World Trade Ctr., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: World Trade Center (E)
“The Seven”
Kramer reveals that he learned “the healing power of the body’s natural pressure points” from a wise-man, a genius…who sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

New York City Department Of Consumer Affairs
42 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Broad Street (J,Z)
“The Wig Master”
When confronted about potential prostitutes in George’s car, the Jiffy Park owner tells George to take up his issue with Consumer Affairs.

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Art Greenwich Twin (NOW CLOSED)
97 Greenwich St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Rector Street (1)
“The Little Kicks”
Jerry commissions Kramer to bootleg “Cry, Cry Again,” but he is forced to reshoot it when Kramer butchers the bootleg.

Battery Park
New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Whitehall Street (R)
“The Chicken Roaster”
Jerry mentions he had a late-night conversation with Bob Sacamano, who now sells Russian hats (made of nutria) in the park for $40, to replace George’s sable hat.

Wall St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Wall Street (2,3,4,5)
“The Pothole”
The China Panda owner asks Elaine where they would deliver next if they cross 86th St. for her: “Then 85th St., Wall St., Mexico, 84th St…”

Walker St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Muffin Tops”
George uses his touristy map to track down Walker Street, as he has an American League meeting there.

New York City Department Of Sanitation
125 Worth St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J)
“The Muffin Tops”
Elaine comments on her “stump troubles” to Jerry, saying the Sanitation Department will not accept all of her leftover muffin stumps.

New York City Department Of Consumer Affairs
42 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Broad Street (J,Z)
“The Muffin Tops”
Kramer yells to the Jiffy Dump attendant that he does plan to bring up his complaint with Consumer Affairs.

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Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Slicer”
Kramer mentions how Kruger Industrial Smoothing botched the Statue of Liberty job by not being able to get “the green stuff” off.

Battery Park
New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Whitehall Street (R)
“The Bookstore”
Newman mentions to Kramer that their stolen rickshaw was discovered by a postal worker in the park, where they retrieve it from Rusty the homeless man.

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UPPER WEST SIDE SOUTH

North-South boundary: W. 86th St. to W. 59th St.
East-West boundary: Henry Hudson Pkwy. to Central Park W.
Neighborhoods: Lincoln Square, parts of Upper West Side

FEATURED EPISODES

for episodes featuring Jerry’s Apartment, click HERE for a full list.
for episodes featuring Elaine’s Apartment, click for a full list: 2nd • 3rd
for episodes featuring George’s 2nd Apartment, click HERE for a full list.
for episodes featuring Kramer’s Apartment, click HERE for a full list.
for episodes featuring Newman’s Apartment, click HERE for a full list.

Seasons: One • Two • Three • Four • Five • Six • Seven • Eight • Nine

W. 83rd St. and Central Park W., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Robbery”
George tries selling Jerry on a “two bed, two bath, make your friends hate you” apartment that they end up fighting over, with neither ending up taking the apartment. The address George lays out would fall to approximately 50 W. 83rd St.

Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Ex-Girlfriend”
Kramer tries convincing Jerry to buy fruit here, as he finds that supermarket fruit stinks. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

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West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Pony Remark”
Elaine tries getting Manya’s apartment from her widow on West End, which he reveals is going to Jerry’s cousin Jeffrey.

Beau Brummel Sport (NOW CLOSED)
287 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Jacket”
Jerry finds the perfect suede jacket here, with the pink candy-stripe lining, which he drops over $1000 on.

Rava & Ray’s apartment
357 W. 84th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Statue”
Jerry goes with Elaine to visit Rava and Ray, and sees his missing statue on their mantle. Kramer later goes to get the statue back, a la Joe Friday from “Dragnet.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Andy’s Deli II
418 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Deal”
This deli is seen in an establishing shot of George and Jerry at a store, getting a birthday gift for Elaine.

Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center
1941 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Busboy”
George’s pick for best bathroom at 65th and Tenth is Alice Tully Hall: “magnificent facilities!”

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Ellen’s apartment
10 W. 65th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Dog”
The site of Kramer’s infamous dumping (“How could I be with someone like you? I couldn’t respect myself!”), then taking back (“Please! I love you! I can’t live without you, I’ll do anything!”), speeches, all done in first person perspective without ever showing Ellen. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Dream Café (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Café”
Babu Bhatt’s struggling restaurant, which Jerry convinces Babu to turn to an all-Pakistani menu, which fails even more spectacularly than the original restaurant. Not a real location, but implied to be within sight of Jerry’s apartment, as Jerry can see the restaurant from his living room window.

Upper West Side
New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Tape”
Kramer, when jokingly filming Elaine as a porn actress, claims she just finished shooting her latest picture, “Elaine Does The Upper West Side.”

Owen’s apartment
10 W. 65th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Alternate Side”
Elaine visits Owen to feed and take care of him, but then dumps him while immobile in his wheelchair, as “it’s a bitch to get here…I have to transfer at 42nd St. to take the RR!” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Nautica (NOW CLOSED)
216 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Red Dot”
George finds Elaine a beautiful cashmere sweater as a Christmas present for only $85…because it has a red dot on it. This location now houses an Athleta store. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

McBurney School (NOW CLOSED)
15 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Pez Dispenser”
Jerry, George and Elaine see Noel’s piano recital, which becomes home of the infamous Pez dispenser incident after Jerry places a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser on Elaine’s leg, causing her to laugh uncontrollably throughout the performance.

West Side YMCA
5 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Boyfriend”
Jerry, George and Kramer spot former Met Keith Hernandez at the gym, where he and Jerry exchange phone numbers, starting a tumultuous “relationship.”

Pasta Vicci (NOW CLOSED)
410 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Good Samaritan”
Elaine and George go to dinner with Robin and Michael, where George leads to the couple’s ultimate breakup when he issues an ill-timed and snarky “god bless you” to Robin.

Becky Gelke’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK
“The Good Samaritan”
The apartment of the victim of Jerry’s hit-and-run girlfriend, who Jerry tries to ask out, but Kramer ends up successfully wooing her. Kramer claims her apartment is across the street from his apartment.

Zabar’s
2245 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Good Samaritan”
Jerry claims a girl might run into a matador on the Upper West Side at Zabar’s…or Ray’s Pizza (of which there are too many in New York City to possibly list).

W. 84th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
“The Parking Space”
Kramer thinks Jerry’s car was stolen again (as it was previously in “The Alternate Side“), as he did not see it parked at its usual spot at 84th and Columbus.

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Jimmy Sherman (NOT REAL)
W. 85th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
“The Wallet”
Jerry lies and tells Kramer and his parents that he took the watch his parents gave him to be fixed at Jimmy Sherman at 85th and Columbus.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Wallet”
Jerry, Helen, Morty and Uncle Leo are out for dinner, where Jerry discovers that Leo found and is now wearing his discarded watch, and tries desperately to hide it from his parents.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Watch”
Jerry continues his lie about the whereabouts of his watch over dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo, and is pressed by his mother to ask out the waitress Naomi, who Jerry later discovers laughs like “Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.”

Crazy Joe Davola’s apartment
115 W. 71st St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Opera”
Joe tortures Jerry over the phone, threatening to put the kaibosh on him. Joe later reveals his “shrine” to Elaine, who sprays him with Cherry Binaca and escapes before he gets his hands on her. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Movie”
The gang goes to see the movie “Checkmate,” which is sold out, leading to a wild chain of events that ends up with the gang somehow back together to see the erotic “Rochelle, Rochelle.”

Papaya King (actually Gray’s Papaya)
2090 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Movie”
Kramer, in desperate hunger after waiting in line for the movie, gets a hot dog from here, and later spills mustard on Elaine’s jacket in the theatre.

Central Park W., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Movie”
Jerry pleads with the taxi driver to take the Park, but Buckles insists on the driver sticking to W. 55th St. to get to the theatre, which is packed with traffic.

Dream Café (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Visa”
Jerry brings up Babu’s restaurant from “The Café” when reminding George and Elaine of its opening…and colossal failure, in part thanks to Jerry’s recommendation to convert to a Pakistani restaurant.

Isabella’s (NOW CLOSED)
359 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Visa”
George takes Cheryl Fong on a date here, thinking he will avoid Elaine and Jerry, who hate it…but they end up coming anyways, and steal his thunder (and her laughs) in the process.

West Side YMCA
5 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Shoes”
Kramer tells Jerry that he was on his way here when he “snubbed” Gail Cunningham.

Champagne Video (NOW CLOSED)
2183 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Smelly Car”
George discovers he can drive women to lesbianism, and that Kramer can bring them right back, after finding out that Susan is now seeing a woman. George is also charged $2 for not rewinding his copy of “Rochelle, Rochelle,” but is later charged $98 after losing the tape altogether.

The Bazaar Hair Design (NOW CLOSED)
147 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Smelly Car”
Elaine gets washed, rinsed, and eventually tomato-sauced, in the hopes of getting the stink from the smelly car out of her hair.

West Park Medical Group (now West Care Medical Associates)
50 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Pilot”
George goes to have his white “discoloration” examined by a doctor, and later panics when he doesn’t get a “get outta here!” from the doctor when asking if the discoloration is cancer.

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Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Mango”
Kramer gets banned for trying to return fruit…and Jerry later gets banned for trying to buy Kramer fruit. George eventually gets fruit for both of them, and is reinvigorated sexually by Joe’s mangoes. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Mango”
George’s date Karen mentions that she feels “full” after the risotto, a feeling that she does not experience when with George later.

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Mango”
Jerry and Elaine go out, and discuss the acting abilities of Meryl Streep (and to a more subtle degree, Elaine Benes).

O’Neals (NOW CLOSED)
49 W. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Puffy Shirt”
Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and the low talker go for dinner, and Jerry inadvertently agrees to wear the puffy shirt on “The Today Show.”

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Puffy Shirt”
George is “discovered” for his hand-modeling abilities, when out for dinner with his parents (“the two nut-jobs”). The gang later dines here, all dismayed over what the puffy shirt has done to their lives.

Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Glasses”
Kramer claims that he had to take Dwayne to Joe’s and “stuff a cantaloupe down his throat” to save his remaining teeth, due to his sugar addiction. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

West Park Medical Group (now West Care Medical Associates)
50 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Non-Fat Yogurt”
George goes to visit Mayor Dinkins’ orthopedist, to “diagnose” George’s elbow issue that Lloyd Braun caught.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Masseuse”
A flashback is shown from “The Mango,” showing George’s discussion with Karen about how she feels full after the risotto.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Conversion”
Sasha breaks up with George due to the fact he is not Latvian Orthodox…but then still orders a lobster dinner anyways.

Tawni’s apartment
129 W. 81st St., Apt. 5E, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Conversion”
Jerry discovers a mysterious fungal cream in his new girlfriend Tawni’s apartment, which he obsesses over its purpose. Tawni is shown as living in apartment 5E (which, according to Jerry, she is subletting from “Carol” for a month), which later in the series is shown as Newman’s Apartment.

Royal Bakery (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Dinner Party”
Jerry and Elaine go to pick up a chocolate babka for their dinner party, but have to settle for cinnamon, and Jerry treats himself to a black and white cookie, which he sees as a symbol for racial harmony (“look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie!”) But thanks to the cookie, Jerry vomits for the first time since June 29, 1980, and Elaine almost has her toe broken.

liquor store (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Dinner Party”
George and Kramer go to pick up a bottle of wine for their dinner party (a $12 bottle that George pays with a $100 bill), but George ends up accidentally destroying a number of bottle, forcing him to pay off the damage with his Goretex jacket. The store is implied to be down the street from Royal Bakery, where Jerry and Elaine are picking up dessert for the same party.

newsstand
New York, NEW YORK
“The Dinner Party”
George goes to break his $100 bill, by buying a pack of gum, a newspaper, a Clark bar and a Penthouse Forum. The newsstand is around the corner from the liquor store, which is implied to be down the street from Royal Bakery.

Rinitze (NOT REAL)
216 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Pie”
Kramer discovers an Elaine doppelganger mannequin (“it’s like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together and stuck you on a pedestal!”) here, which she later steals from the store. George strategizes on how to get a suit soon to be on sale, having to trick a “fellow 40 short” into not buying the suit. Kramer mentions that the store is downtown, although the exterior is the Uptown Nautica store featured in “The Red Dot.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Pie”
A “swishing” George (thanks to his too-tight new suit) has a meeting with the McKenzie people about a potential job, where they get likely food poisoning with a spiked chocolate cream pie meant for George.

ABC Studios (NOW CLOSED)
77 W. 66th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Stand-In”
Kramer and Mickey appear as stand-ins on “All My Children,” and Mickey has a moral dilemma over whether to wear lifts in his shoes. “Notes About Nothing” on the Season 5 DVD lists the studios’ location as 320 W. 66th St.

Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Raincoats”
Newman catches Jerry and Rachel necking during the ever-romantic classic “Schindler’s List,” which he later describes to Helen and Morty as “a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!”

Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Opposite”
Elaine is told by theatre staff that that her boyfriend Jake Jarmel has been taken to the hospital after being sideswiped by a taxi…but she then stops off for popcorn and Jujyfruits.

ABC Studios (NOW CLOSED)
77 W. 66th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Opposite”
Kramer appears on “Live With Regis and Kathie Lee” as his first stop on his coffee table book tour…but is kicked off the show for spitting his coffee all over Kathie Lee Gifford.

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Andy’s Deli II
418 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Big Salad”
George and Elaine pass by here in their taxi, where George brings up his issue over Elaine giving credit for the big salad purchase to Julie instead of him.

Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Chinese Woman”
In a deleted scene, when Jerry asks George if its a good idea to head to Queens to confront his parents about their upcoming divorce, George responds with “I’m parked on Columbus, I gotta move the car anyway.”

Noreen’s apartment
212 W. 85th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Chinese Woman”
Kramer heads over to Noreen’s to console her…and ends up spreading the Kramer name (by way of the Kramer seed, and the lack of Jockeys). Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Champagne Video (NOW CLOSED)
2183 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Couch”
George tries to rent “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” to avoid reading the book for his book club, but is unable to when it is already rented out. Not one to give up, he ends up reading the store’s computer screen to track down the renter’s home address.

Angelo’s Shoe Repair
228 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Gymnast”
Jerry and Katya are shown parked outside here, discussing Nicolae Ceaucescu’s reign as leader of Romania.

Tim Whatley’s apartment
W. 77th St., between Central Park W. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Mom And Pop Store”
The gang (except maybe Jerry, deemed a “troublemaker”) is invited to watch the Macy’s Day Parade from Tim’s apartment. George seeks a bite-mark analysis of Jon Voight’s pencil, and Jerry inadvertently pops Woody Woodpecker. The parade balloons were inflated every year on both sides of American Museum of Natural History, thus Tim’s apartment would be on 77th between Central Park and Columbus.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Secretary”
Jerry, Kramer and Elaine go to see a movie, where Jerry spots his dry cleaner wearing his coat, and Kramer meets Uma Thurman, writing her phone number down on Jerry’s dry cleaning ticket.

Angelo’s Shoe Repair
228 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Race”
Jerry picks up Lois from here, where she tells him her job is on the line if the race with Duncan Meyer doesn’t go down.

Pappardella
316 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Switch”
George goes on a date with Nina the model, and begins worrying about her potentially “refunding” her meals.

Tim Whatley’s apartment
W. 77th St., between Central Park W. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Label Maker”
Elaine gets herself invited up to Tim’s apartment, so she can determine if her Label Baby Junior was actually re-gifted to Jerry.

Scott Thomas’ apartment
205 West End Ave., Apt. 25U, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Label Maker”
George and Bonnie use the label maker to label Scott’s moving boxes, which fall off in the mail truck, and become, according to Newman and the US Postal Service, “FREEBIES!”

Metropolitan Opera
30 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Beard”
Elaine works as a “beard” for a gay friend in front of his boss at a performance of “Swan Lake”…and later tries to get him to “switch teams.”

Riverside Memorial Chapel
180 W. 76th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Kiss Hello”
Elaine and Wendy drive by here, with Wendy asking about Kramer being single and “if there’s anything wrong with him.”

ProFitness Physical Therapy (NOW CLOSED)
1841 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 59th Street – Columbus Circle (A,B,C,D)
“The Kiss Hello”
Wendy’s physiotherapy office is here, where George gets a cancellation fee, but can’t get one back from the “delicate genius.” Wendy later tries to charge Elaine for therapy, after she caused her to injure her elbow lugging skis home, after Wendy refused to drive her there.

Manhattan Sports (NOW CLOSED)
2188 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Jimmy”
George tries to pitch Jimmy’s training shoes to a sporting goods store, but fails miserably in his attempts to jump high.

Pappardella
316 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Doodle”
Jerry, Shelly, George and Paula go on a double-date…where Jerry busts Shelly for putting pecans in her mouth and putting them back on the plate, and George sees Paula’s doodle of him on a napkin.

Lincoln Center For The Performing Arts
70 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Doodle”
George, angry with Paula, says “I suppose we could go to Lincoln Center and I can wear sneakers and jeans, and that would be fine too!”…to which Paula invites George to drape himself in velvet.

Shelly’s apartment
270 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Doodle”
Shelly tries making Jerry use her toothbrush…forcing their breakup after Jerry refuses in disgust. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

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Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Engagement”
Jerry goes to see “Firestorm,” while Susan drags George to see “The Muted Heart” with Glenn Close and Sally Field.

Rabbi Kirschbaum’s apartment
16 W. 75th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Postponement”
Elaine visits Rabbi Kirschbaum for counsel regarding her jealousy of George’s engagement, but she quickly learns that the Rabbi has a very big mouth.

Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Postponement”
Jerry and Kramer go here to see “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” but Kramer burns his thigh by navigating the theatre aisles with a burning-hot latte in his pant waist.

Avery Fisher Hall
10 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Maestro”
The Maestro mentions Leonard Bernstein conducting the New York Philharmonic, whose home is at Avery Fisher Hall.

Rose Wine Liquors
449 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Maestro”
Kramer and Jackie’s taxi drives by here as Jackie chides Kramer angrily for taking the deal without listening to the “plus.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Franco’s butcher shop (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK
“The Wink”
Holly mentions she visited Jerry’s butcher Franco down the street, who Jerry claimed to “act all aloof” and pretend he didn’t know Jerry, which he likely didn’t. Holly mentions that the butcher is just down the street from Jerry.

West Side Hwy. (now Joe DiMaggio Hwy.), New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Secret Code”
Kramer criticizes the FDNY, after hearing on his emergency scanner that they plan on using the Highway to get to a fire on W. 115th St.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Pool Guy”
Jerry and Kramer go to see “Firestorm”, but get stuck sitting with Ramon the Pool Guy. Jerry, Elaine and Susan later see “Chunnel” here, ditching George once again…and George later snaps, screaming at the crowd in the 9:30 showing, when the gang was in the 9:00 theatre.

Sony Theatre Lincoln Square (now AMC Loews Lincoln Square)
1998 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Pool Guy”
Kramer tells a caller to 555-FILK the time for the 8:30 showing of “Cupid’s Rifle” at this theatre.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Sponge”
Jerry, Lena, George and Susan go out for dinner…and George accidentally drops a hint about an unlisted number to Lena.

Schnitzer’s (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Rye”
Jerry tries buying a marble rye for George and his parents, but ends up in a fight with an old woman over the last rye. Frank, on Schnitzer’s ryes: “I’ll show these people something about taste!” This is the same bakery as “The Dinner Party,” except it was then called Royal Bakery.

W. 83rd St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
“The Caddy”
Jackie Chiles mentions that Jerry and Kramer spotted Sue Ellen Mischke at this corner without her bra, and their subsequent car accident happened here.

Pasta Vicci (NOW CLOSED)
410 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Seven”
George and Susan go for dinner with her cousins Ken and Carrie, where George suggests the name Soda for Carrie’s coming baby.

Café Paul
61 W. 74th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Seven”
Jerry takes Christie here for dinner (“the food is atrocious, but the busboys are the best in the city!”), where he sees her yet again wearing the same top. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Seven”
Susan and George go for dinner, where Susan breaks the news that her cousin wants to steal George’s idea and name her child Seven.

West Park Medical Group (now West Care Medical Associates)
50 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Shower Head”
Elaine goes for a physical for her trip to Kenya with Mr. Peterman…and fails, testing positive for opiates. On her second “pop urine test,” she resorts to using Helen’s urine, as hers is inadvetantly tainted with poppy seeds. She passes, but is told she has a 65-year old’s metabolism and may have osteoporosis.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Wig Master”
Kramer is seen walking past the theater in the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, hat and pimp cane.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Calzone”
Nicki gets Jerry tickets to a sold out show, leaving Elaine and Todd Gack to wait and see a different movie.

O’Neals (NOW CLOSED)
49 W. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Calzone”
Todd Gack drags Elaine out to dinner with his parents, while arguing that it still technically not a date.

Mrs. Zanfino’s apartment
129 W. 81st St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Wait Out”
Kramer babysits his neighbor’s Mrs. Zanfino’s son Joey, scaring him out of the apartment and into the streets with him thinking he’s Frankenstein, on account of his extra-tight jeans. Mickey then “stands-in” as Joey in bed, but is quickly caught by a horrified Mrs. Zanfino.

David Lookner’s apartment
300 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Wait Out”
Elaine and David toast to their new relationship, just as Beth shows up, and Beth and David passionately reconcile.

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Isabella’s (NOW CLOSED)
359 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Fatigues”
Jerry goes for dinner with Abby, where he gets an understanding of the mentor-mentee relationship.

Café Paul
61 W. 74th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Checks”
Elaine and Brett are out for dinner, discussing Karl Farbman furniture until Brett is stopped dead in his tracks by the song “Desperado.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Kenny Rogers Roasters (NOW CLOSED)
2055 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Chicken Roaster”
A location of the chain opens near the gang, whose sign burns a bright red light directly into Kramer’s apartment. They are forced to close when Jerry ruins the food with Bob Sacamano’s nutria hat, forcing assistant manager Seth to shut down the store. This location, coincidentally on the Upper West Side, spurred a real-life lawsuit from lawyer Aaron Chess Lichtman in 1996 over their lights, inspiring the episode.

O’Neals (NOW CLOSED)
49 W. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Abstinence”
Elaine discovers that her boyfriend Ben isn’t really a doctor, but rather just a failed med student…and thus, “she’s not really attracted to him.”

Radio Shack (NOW CLOSED)
521 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
“The Abstinence”
When Jerry asks why his junior high school would want to screw with his head, Kramer retorts with “why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?” This Radio Shack was the closest to Kramer’s Apartment.

Columbus Deli
476 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Little Jerry”
Jerry bounces a clown check at Marcellino’s bodega, who agrees to take it down only if “Little Jerry” throws his fight. Marcellino hosts a cockfight in the back of his store at 3:30 in the morning between Little Jerry and his ringer from Ecuador.

Schnitzer’s (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Money”
Kramer berates his girlfriend Emily for talking him into getting a corned beef sandwich at Schnitzer’s.

Champagne Video (NOW CLOSED)
2183 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Comeback”
Elaine goes with a number of “Vincent” film picks, until he feels betrayed when she picks a “Gene” for a chuckle, and stops making picks at the video store.

P&G Café (NOW CLOSED)
279 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Van Buren Boys”
Kramer hosts a party for his new “financial venture,” but is kaiboshed from telling his pants story, as its now owned by Mr. Peterman. Kramer cannot divulge his Lorenzo’s story to George, who is actually now in trouble with the Van Buren Boys.

Pomodoro
229 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Susie”
George ditches Allison for lunch here, since “everybody breaks up at Pomodoro.” Kramer later dumps George here on Allison’s behalf.

W. 85th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Pothole”
The China Panda owner asks Elaine where they would deliver next if they cross 86th St. for her: “Then 85th St., Wall St., Mexico, 84th St…”.

W. 84th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Pothole”
The China Panda owner asks Elaine where they would deliver next if they cross 86th St. for her: “Then 85th St., Wall St., Mexico, 84th St…”.

Elaine’s neighbors
W. 86th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
“The Pothole”
Elaine is forced to take up “residence” at the building across the street, using the janitor’s closet to order her supreme flounder. Elaine lives at 78 W. 86th St., so this apartment in theory would be on the north side of 86th St.

W. 86th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Pothole”
George is forced to jackhammer open a pothole on W. 86th St. to retrieve his missing keys (and Phil Rizzuto keychain), but accidentally strikes a water pipe, causing the street to burst, and Jenna’s toilet to turn into an unexpected fountain.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The English Patient”
Elaine and Blaine end up seeing “The English Patient,” which Elaine despises. Blaine later leaves Elaine for her “friends” Carol, Gail and Lisa, as he can evidently only associate with those who love the movie.

Magic Pan (NOW CLOSED)
432 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The English Patient”
One of the locations of Izzy Mandelbaum’s crepe restaurant chain. Jerry gets Kramer’s Domincans to roll crepes for the business, but they roll them too tight…sending many to the hospital, including Neil (Kramer: “that’s why you gotta get real Cubans!”).

Valerie’s apartment
46 W. 83rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Millennium”
Jerry strives to move up the chain on Valerie’s speed dial, meeting an envious stepmother in the process.

Liana
324 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Millennium”
Jerry is parked outside this store when Mrs. Hamilton surprises Jerry and tries forcing him off her stepdaughter’s speed dial.

Top Of The Muffin To You! (NOT REAL)
511 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Muffin Tops”
Mr. Lippman turns Elaine’s idea for a muffin-top-only retailer to life, and cuts her in for half the profits in exchange for revealing her secret to baking the perfect muffin top. Thanks to eagle-eyed fan Bilita Mpash for catching the lighting store through the door across the street, which was located at 510 Amsterdam Ave. (and is now Kitaro Sushi), putting the muffin shop at around 511 Amsterdam.

W. 85th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
“The Muffin Tops”
Kramer is seen driving The Peterman Reality Tour bus southbound down Columbus Avenue, crossing West 85th Street, pointing out to his riders that they can see his bedroom window on their right (“it’s the one that’s covered in chicken wire”). This is partially plausible, as the bus would pass West 81st Street, but Kramer’s Apartment is still 300 feet westbound from Columbus, meaning that in a moving bus it may be tricky to catch – although the chicken wire surely helped! Thanks to Bilita Mpash for the catch!

P&G Café (NOW CLOSED)
279 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Muffin Tops”
George mopes over his job loss, and runs into the tourist whose clothes he has stolen. He is later spotted by Mary Anne in the bathroom, only in his underpants. George mentions to Jerry that the bar is on 43rd St.

Lanette & Lyle’s apartment
386 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Summer Of George”
Jerry struggles to figure out Lyle’s place in Lanette’s life, and to bump this “dude” out of the picture. Jerry eventually gets rid of Lyle, but can’t keep his spot as the new “dude” when he doesn’t have Lanette’s dinner party invitations in time.

Sfuzzi (NOW CLOSED)
58 W. 65th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Summer Of George”
Jerry gets reservations for him and Lanette here, all part of Jerry’s whirlwind day with her, which requires George to “assist” in his relationship with her.

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Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
“The Butter Shave”
George’s boss Mr. Tommasoulo catches George running with his motorcart down Amsterdam Ave.

Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
“The Voice”
Mr. Tommasoulo discusses catching George running down Amsterdam Ave. with his motorcart in his hands from “The Butter Shave,” and grills him for it.

La Caridad (NOW CLOSED)
2199 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Serenity Now”
Patty gives away Knicks home opener tickets so she and Jerry can go for dinner here. Although other La Caridads exist in New York, “Notes About Nothing” from the Season 9 DVD claims this one was likeliest for them to visit, as its closest to Jerry’s Apartment.

Mr. Lippman’s apartment
219 W. 81st St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Serenity Now”
Elaine tries explaining to Adam that he isn’t a man, forcing him to renounce Judaism. Mr. Lippman later tries to appeal to Elaine’s “Shiks appeal” by throwing himself at her, and when she recoils, he too renounces the faith. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Rabbi Glickman’s apartment
16 W. 75th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Serenity Now”
Elaine visits Rabbi Glickman (called Rabbi Kirschbaum in “The Postponement“) to try and combat her “Shiks appeal,” but is also hit on by the rabbi.

Pottery Barn
1965 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Junk Mail”
Kramer drops off all of his junk mail back here…to a very non-confrontational response. The closest location to Kramer’s Apartment is here.

The Juilliard School
60 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Slicer”
Kramer claims that he, posing as Dr. Martin Van Nostrand, is a Juilliard-trained dermatologist.

Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat’s apartment
164 W. 79th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Betrayal”
Elaine is warned by Pinter’s parents to just send a gift and avoid going to India altogether, as they are not even going. This is the same building exterior as Peggy’s apartment in “The Apology.”

West Side YMCA
5 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Apology”
Kramer studies other men’s shower routines in the locker room, eventually getting punched in the eye for doing so.

Peggy’s apartment
164 W. 79th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Apology”
Elaine brings Puddy, a recovering germophobe, to help Peggy through her struggles in dealing with Elaine at work. This is the same building exterior as Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat’s apartment in “The Betrayal.”

Tim Whatley’s apartment
W. 77th St., between Central Park W. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Strike”
Jerry, George and Elaine go to Tim’s Hanukkah party here, which Elaine describes as being “like Studio 54 with a menorah.”

H&H Bagels (NOW CLOSED)
2239 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
“The Strike”
Kramer discovers his strike at H&H is over after 12 long years, prompting for him to return to work as a “Bagel Technician.” Kramer goes on strike again when he can’t get Festivus off, but returns when he needs to use the bathroom. He’s eventually fired for accidentally dropping gum into the dough, and then continuing to mix it. The original location (featured in this episode) closed in 2011, but a new Upper West Side location has since opened at 526 Columbus Ave.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Strike”
Jerry meets Gwen for dinner, discovering “different Gwen” in the process, meeting the bad or the ugly Gwen, instead of the good Gwen.

Phil’s apartment
129 W. 81st St., Apt. 5E, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Strongbox”
Jerry discovers that a man he refused to let in the building earlier not only lives in the building, but next door to Kramer. As revenge, Phil leaves his pet bird Fredo in the hallway, until Kramer silences it when it swallows Kramer’s strongbox key. Phil’s apartment is shown as 5E, which contradicts Newman’s Apartment, which for most of the series was shown as being 5E, and is shown as clearly being down the hall from Jerry and Kramer.

Darryl’s apartment
6 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
“The Wizard”
Elaine visits Darryl’s to hunt for clues about his ethnic background, but ends up more confused than before. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Housing Works Thrift Shops
306 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Bookstore”
George tries giving the book to charity for a tax write-off, but is again stopped by the flagged mark on the book. There are multiple New York locations, but the establishing shot shows that the store is along the M7 and M11 bus routes, which both head down this section of Columbus Ave.

Lisi’s apartment
W. 84th St. and Riverside Dr., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
“The Frogger”
Jerry spends nine hours breaking up with Lisi, and frantically tries getting back with her when face to face with a potential Lopper. The building’s awning says 451, but W. 84th St. only runs to Riverside Dr., only to the number 350.

Tower Records (NOW CLOSED)
1961 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
“The Maid”
Kramer contemplates about how life in downtown New York is so different, including a different Tower Records. The closest Tower Records to Kramer’s Apartment is at this location.

La Brea (NOW CLOSED)
2130 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Puerto Rican Day”
The gang is seen driving past here, where George complains of his “complicated” post-game appetite, before getting stuck in traffic during the parade.

Rabbi Glickman’s apartment
16 W. 75th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
“The Finale”
Rabbi Glickman is seen leaving his apartment for the gang’s trial in Massachusetts.

Schnitzer’s (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
“The Finale”
Mabel Choate brings up Jerry’s theft from “The Rye” when testifying against the gang during their trial, noting that she bought the rye from Schnitzer’s.

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STATE OF MARYLAND

Nickname: The Old Line State
Population: 6,045,680 (2019)
Capital: Annapolis

FEATURED EPISODES

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
“The Stake Out”
Elaine mentions she dreamt of Jerry with wooden teeth in the house she grew up in in Towson.

MARYLAND (map)
“The Stake Out”
Helen reminds Morty that Elaine “is the one from Maryland that brought you the chocolate-covered cherries you didn’t like.”

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
“The Jacket”
Elaine tells Jerry and George that her father is driving back to Maryland, which he spends singing “Master Of The House.”

The Center For Facial Recovery
6110 Executive Blvd., Rockville, MARYLAND (map)
“The Dog”
Polone claims he was taken here after his hospital visit in Chicago, and thus why he couldn’t claim Farfel. Despite sounding like he is slurring the word “Rockford,” another Illinois city, in fact he is actually saying Rockville, in reference to this renowned facility. Thank you to Seba for the tip!

MARYLAND (map)
“The Nose Job”
In a deleted scene, Jerry asks Audrey if she plans on getting her own apartment or going back to Maryland, to which she replies “it depends,” referring to her relationship with George.

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
“The Letter”
Elaine lies to Mr. Lippman, and tells her she had to miss the bris due to her father’s illness back in Maryland.

Baltimore, MARYLAND (map)
“The Letter”
Elaine is kicked out of the owner’s box for wearing an Orioles cap to a Yankees game. Mr. Lippman later asks Elaine to wear the Baltimore cap again for another Yankee game, “to have a little fun” with his friend who has the owner’s box tickets.

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
“The Virgin”
Jerry tells Marla that Elaine literally comes from a broken home, as a cracked tree destroyed her home as a child.

Baltimore, MARYLAND (map)
“The Switch”
Kramer tells Jerry that Newman is in Baltimore, so he can let him into Newman’s Apartment to borrow his tennis racquet for Elaine. Instead, a horrified Jerry and Kramer discover Newman and his mother in the heat of the moment.

Baltimore-Washington International Airport
7426 New Ridge Rd., Hanover, MARYLAND (map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Baltimore is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Chestertown, MARYLAND (map)
“The Engagement”
In a deleted scene, Kramer gets pulled over with Elaine and Newman, telling the officer they are en route to pick up wood for their cabin in Chester…town, which the cop questions, as he knows that is in Maryland.

MARYLAND (map)
“The Caddy”
Elaine mentions to Jerry that she grew up with Sue Ellen Mischke in Maryland.

Burning Tree Club
8600 Burdette Rd., Bethesda, MARYLAND (map)
“The Bottle Deposit”
The golf clubs Elaine bids on on behalf of Mr. Peterman were apparently used by John F. Kennedy at Burning Tree on April 15, 1961, just before launching the Bay Of Pigs invasion.

Oriole Park At Camden Yards
333 West Camden St., Baltimore, MARYLAND (map)
“The Foundation”
George, in talking at Susan’s tombstone, mentions that after the All-Star Break, the Yankees swept the Orioles “in four games…in Baltimore!”

COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS

Nickname: The Bay State
Population: 6,892,503 (2019)
Capital: Boston

FEATURED EPISODES

Boston, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Stake Out”
Vanessa mentions to Jerry that she left Pamela’s party early to drive her cousin, who had to return to Boston.

Chappaquiddick, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Baby Shower”
Jerry mentions that Leslie’s husband tried blaming the Ted Kennedy Chappaquiddick incident on “bad directions” at their wedding.

Hyannisport, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Baby Shower”
Leslie says her husband Todd is in Hyannisport while she’s at the baby shower.

Tufts University
419 Boston Ave., Medford, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Baby Shower”
Leslie tells Elaine that she’s just like she was in college…as a putdown, not as a compliment.

Boston, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Chinese Restaurant”
In a deleted scene, George mentions he thinks he pulled his hamstring at a hotel in Boston, due to a tight tuck: “it’s too tight, I feel like a mental patient.”

Cheers Beacon Hill (formerly Bull & Finch Pub)
84 Beacon St., Boston, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Trip”
George tries convincing George Wendt that “it’s enough with the bar already” on Cheers, referring to this bar where the show takes place.

Massachusetts Medical Society
860 Winter St., Waltham, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Marine Biologist”
Elaine remarks that if Corinne “ends up in the New England Journal of Medicine (for being hit by Elaine’s organizer), I’m not gonna pay for it.” The journal is printed by the Massachusetts Medical Society, based in Waltham.

Logan International Airport
1 Harborside Dr., Boston, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Diplomat’s Club”
Boston is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.” Kramer later bets on Boston against Earl’s Ithaca, but the bet is voided when Earl discovers that Jerry was the cause of the delay.

MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Bottle Deposit”
Kramer mentions the 5 cent bottle refund is offered in various states, including Massachusetts.

Hyannisport, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Chicken Roaster”
In a deleted scene, Elaine realizes she is in the right part of Myanmar where Mr. Peterman is, as she sees a local pass by wearing the Hyannisport cable knit sweater from the J. Peterman catalogue.

Nantucket, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Andrea Doria”
George is forced to fight for an apartment with an Andrea Doria survivor, which Kramer duly notes (after learning from his book “Astonishing Tales Of The Sea”) crashed into the SS Stockholm 12 miles off the coast of Nantucket on Jul. 25, 1956.

Tufts University
419 Boston Ave., Medford, MASSACHUSETTS (map)
“The Puerto Rican Day”
Elaine mentions she went to college here. It was her “safety school…so don’t talk to me about hardship!” “Notes About Nothing” from “The Keys” on the Season 3 DVD reveals that script notes state Elaine has a Masters degree in French Literature.

Latham, MASSACHUSETTS (NOT REAL)
“The Finale”
Where the gang is forced to make an emergency landing, fails to stop a robbery, jailed, brought to trial, convicted, and imprisoned for one year for breaking the new Good Samaritan Law.

Latham Police Department
Latham, MASSACHUSETTS (NOT REAL)
“The Finale”
The gang is held in a holding cell pending their trial for breaking the Good Samaritan Law.

prosecutor’s office
Latham, MASSACHUSETTS (NOT REAL)
“The Finale”
The prosecutors assigned to the “NY Four” trial develop a strategy to win the case, based on establishing the character of the gang, by sparing no expense to bring in as many witnesses as possible to establish a pattern of antisocial behavior.

Latham County Courthouse
Latham, MASSACHUSETTS (NOT REAL)
“The Finale”
The gang faces trial for breaking the Good Samaritan Law, where a neverending lineup of character witness break them down and discredit them, forcing the judge to imprison them for one year.

Ramada Hotel
Latham, MASSACHUSETTS (NOT REAL)
“The Finale”
In a deleted scene, Newman asks Keith Hernandez where he is staying, and when Keith replies with the Ramada, Newman begs him to let him stay on a cot there, as he could not find a room in town. The only Ramada in Massachusetts as of this writing is at 800 Morrissey Blvd. in Boston.

Latham County Prison
Latham County, MASSACHUSETTS (NOT REAL)
“The Finale”
Jerry, George and Kramer are shown in prison, watching Jerry perform stand-up for the inmates. It is revealed that George is on Cell Block D, evidently separate from Jerry and Kramer.

UPPER EAST SIDE

North-South boundary: E. 110th St. to E. 59th St.
East-West boundary: Fifth Ave. to Franklin D. Roosevelt Drive
Neighborhoods: Upper East Side, Lenox Hill, Yorkville, Carnegie Hill, parts of East Harlem

FEATURED EPISODES

Seasons: One • Two • Three • Four • Five • Six • Seven • Eight • Nine

Lee’s Market (NOW CLOSED)
1494 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
This was the bodega where Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, wandering the aisles one day in the late 1980’s, came up with the groundbreaking concept of “a show about nothing” that translated into their hit series.

Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Robbery”
Elaine goes shopping at Bloomingdale’s waiting for Jerry’s shower to heat up, when the apartment is robbed.

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Westbury Hotel (NOW CLOSED)
15 E. 69th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Jacket”
Where Jerry and George are stuck in the hotel lobby, in the world’s most awkward conversation with Elaine’s father Alton.

Bloomingdale’s
1000 3rd Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Bet“
In the first draft of the abandoned script, when Jerry finds out Elaine went handgun shopping, he sarcastically asks ‘did Bloomie’s have a sale?'”

Roxanne’s Apartment
First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Apartment”
Roxanne’s apartment is on the marathon route, between 59th and 127th Sts. Jerry, Elaine and Jerry visit here for brunch and to watch the marathon.

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Smithers Clinic (NOW CLOSED)
William Goadby Loew House, 56 E. 93rd St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
“The Pez Dispenser”
Richie checks himself into the clinic after the intervention (specifically when he saw Jerry’s Pez dispenser), and becomes hooked on the candy.

Metropolitan Hospital Center
1901 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
“The Suicide”
Where Jerry’s neighbor Martin is checked in after his suicide attempt, and Newman spills the beans on Jerry and Gina’s relationship. Elaine begins seeing hallucinations due to fasting, and attacks Newman for a Drake’s coffee cake (the full-size one).

Catch A Rising Star (NOW CLOSED)
1487 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Boyfriend”
Jerry invites Keith Hernandez to a show of his on the East side, likely at this regular club of Jerry’s in the early 1990’s.

Keith Hernandez’s apartment
Upper East Side, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Boyfriend”
Keith mentions to Jerry that he lives on the East Side, and later has the audacity to ask Jerry to help him move, even though he has a ton of complicated furniture, and lives in a three-storey brownstone with no elevator.

Fitzpatrick’s
1641 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Boyfriend”
Elaine goes on a date with Keith Hernandez, who talks about Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, and whether he can reach “home plate” with her.

The Armstrong’s
1067 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Letter”
The new owners of “The Kramer” host the real Kramer for dinner, to learn about the “grotesque” figure now prominent in their dining room.

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Russell Dalrymple’s condo
1125 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Watch”
George barges in on Russell and a date having dinner, getting the pilot back for $8000, $5000 below the original offer. This is the same building exterior as Beth’s apartment in “The Wait Out,” and Heather’s apartment in “The Chicken Roaster.”

Metropolitan Hospital Center
1901 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
“The Contest”
Estelle is checked in here after she throws out her back from falling in shock of seeing George pleasure himself, and where George discovers the beautiful patient next door.

Catch A Rising Star (NOW CLOSED)
1487 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Movie”
Jerry misses his set slot due to his delayed taxi, and his slot is given to Pat Buckles. Catch A Rising Star moved from this location to 253 W. 28th St. in the late 1990s, as shown in “The Butter Shave.”

Russell Dalrymple’s condo
1125 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Shoes”
Where George “got a good look” at Russell’s daughter, Molly’s, cleavage, thus putting a major hamper on the pilot’s survival. Jerry: “There was cleavage in the area! It’s a reflex, cleavage-poke!” This is the same building exterior as Beth’s apartment in “The Wait Out,” and Heather’s apartment in “The Chicken Roaster.”

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Westbury Hotel (NOW CLOSED)
15 E. 69th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Barber”
Elaine hosts her bachelor auction here, being forced to resort to Kramer as a bachelor after Jerry’s awful haircut forces him out as a participant.

Poppie’s (NOT REAL)
1394 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Pie”
Jerry catches Poppie not washing his hands (“Poppie’s…a little sloppy”)…and then refuses to try his pizza, in a similar fashion to Audrey’s refusal of his apple pie. Audrey takes a reservation and says that Poppie’s is on 77th Street, but the exterior is actually on Third at 79th. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Metropolitan Museum Of Art
1000 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Raincoats”
Aaron takes Helen and Morty on a behind the scenes tour…conspicuously without Elaine. Morty believes Monet had to be near-sighted, and was painting without his glasses (Jerry: “he’s from the impressionist school…you know, Monet, Manet, Tippy-Tippy-Day-Day”). Also where Aaron claims Helen responded to Renoir and how he painted children.

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Poppie’s (NOT REAL)
1394 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Couch”
Kramer announces he and Poppie are going into business of customers making their own pizza, but have a falling out when Poppie refuses to let Kramer put cucumber on his pizza. Elaine empties the place after finding out Poppie is staunchly pro-life. As noted in “The Pie,” Poppie’s is said to be on 77th Street, but the exterior is actually on Third at 79th. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Couch”
Kramer visits Poppie after his breakdown at the restaurant, giving gifts of chili and wine from Jerry and Elaine to him, which he quickly dismisses as hazardous to his health.

Mrs. Enright’s apartment
1049 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Gymnast”
George eats a used eclair from the garbage of his girlfriend Lindsay’s mother, and later emerges from her bathroom shirtless after trying to solve a 3D art poster. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Soup”
Kelly tells Elaine and Jerry that Bloomingdale’s ordered her funky hairclips, so she no longer needs to work as a waitress at Monk’s Café.

Nilo Cleaners (NOW CLOSED)
1173 Lexington Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Secretary”
Jerry drops off his hound’s tooth jacket and mother’s fur coat for storage…but it ends up being worn by his dry cleaner Willy and his wife Donna.

Barneys New York
660 Madison Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 5th Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Secretary”
Elaine buys a dress she finds stunning, but at home, looked like she was “carrying twins,” apparently due to “skinny mirrors.” She later wears a dress out on the street, looking for a “non-partisan” mirror, and is forced to buy because of salt stains she tracks on the dress. Kramer goes to buy super hydrating, triple action total protection moisturizer with UVA, but it spills inside his suit and smudges out Uma Thurman’s number (“wait till Uma smells this UVA”). Kramer later sells his suit to Bania for $300, but has nothing to wear out of the store.

Guggenheim Museum
1071 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Race”
George tells Lois he is the architect that created the new addition to the Guggenheim.

Beach Café
1326 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Switch”
Babs Kramer works here as a matron…and reveals Kramer’s first name for the first time in front of George. George later tries bribing her to spy on Nina, but backfires when Babs quits to go into business with her son.

Manhattan East Dental Plaza
225 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
“The Jimmy”
Dr. Whatley’s “adults only” dentist office is here, where he provides adult magazines in his waiting room. Jerry is put under…and may or may not have been sexually harassed. Kramer is later put under…and the Novocaine makes him appear mentally handicapped. This is the same location as the “Manhattan East Medical Offices” from “The Fusilli Jerry,” but the building name and address were altered.

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Fusilli Jerry”
Where Estelle gets her “eye job” done, and Kramer gives her a ride home (where he may or may not have “stopped short” with her). Thanks to the “Assman” plate, Kramer gets to park in the doctor’s lot, being a respected proctologist and all.

Manhattan East Medical Offices
225 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
“The Fusilli Jerry”
Where Frank visits Dr. Cooperman for his “million-to-one shot” proctological exam to remove the “fusilli Jerry.”

Upper East Side
New York, NEW YORK
“The Face Painter”
Kramer claims that if Jerry does not want to thank Alec for the Ranger tickets, and thus be a part of society, “why don’t you just get in your car and move to the East Side!?!”

Ruby Nail Salon (NOW CLOSED)
1179 Lexington Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Understudy”
Elaine hires Frank to secretly translate her gossipy Korean estheticians, and Frank finds Kim, his lost love, but she dumps him when he tries stopping short. The sign on the set across from the salon has the address reading 449 Columbus Ave., but the establishing shot features Lexington Ave.

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Understudy”
Where Bette stays to recover from George’s collision during their softball game, and where Kramer comes to stay with her, and present her with “Macaroni Midler.”

JoJo
160 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
“The Understudy”
Elaine and Peterman have dinner together, where they discuss the elaborate backstories of their respective clothing.

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Fitzpatrick’s
1641 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Hot Tub”
George takes out those “bastards” and “sons of bitches” from the Houston Astros organization out to the bar.

City Cinemas 1, 2 & 3
1001 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 59th Street (4,5,6)
“The Soup Nazi”
Jerry and “Schmoopie” decide to go to the theatre at Third Ave. and E. 61st St. with George and Susan, after George recommends the theatre at 84th and Broadway (likely the gang’s usual theatre, the Loews Paragon at 2310 Broadway). City Cinemas is the closest theatre to Third and 61st, just one block south.

Metropolitan Museum Of Art
1000 Fifth Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Pool Guy”
Elaine invites Jerry and George to a historical clothing exhibit at The Met (“what Mary Todd wore to Lincoln’s funeral”), but ends up taking Susan and “colliding” George’s worlds.

Pasteur Pharmacy
806 Lexington Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue -63rd Street (F)
“The Sponge”
Elaine finds the final case of the Today Sponges during her “25 block radius hard target search”…taking three…no, ten…no, twenty…no, twenty five…yeah, just give me the whole case.

Sotheby’s
1334 York Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Bottle Deposit”
Desperate to outbid her nemesis Sue Ellen Mischke, Elaine spends $20,000 on the John F. Kennedy golf clubs for Mr. Peterman instead of the approved $10,000.

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Bottle Deposit”
George is sent here by Mr. Steinbrenner for mental health issues, where he runs into Pop and Deena.

JoJo
160 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
“The Wait Out”
Jerry goes for dinner with Beth Lookner, to make sure she knows “he’s there” for her following her divorce.

Beth Lookner’s apartment
1125 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Wait Out”
George shows up at Beth’s, roughed up after a scrap with Jerry, to apologize for his comment that ended her marriage and try to salvage the relationship, much to Jerry’s chagrin. This is the same building exterior as Russell’s condo in “The Watch” and “The Shoes,” and Heather’s apartment in “The Chicken Roaster.”

Melody Stationers (NOW CLOSED)
1070 Madison Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Invitations”
This is the infamous store where George buys the dreaded cheap wedding invitations, which result in Susan’s untimely ultimate demise.

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Invitations”
George is informed of Susan’s death, prompting his reaction of “repressed jubilation.” The awning in the establishing shot says 685 E. 25th St., however, it is implied to be same hospital as “The Summer Of George,” which shows the true correct address.

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Tiramisu
1410 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Bizarro Jerry”
Jerry meets Elaine’s friend Gillian…who he discovers has enormous “man hands.”

Beekman Theatre (NOW CLOSED)
1254 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Little Kicks”
George gets arrested for bootlegging, as Kramer tells Jerry: “He went down at the Beekman…he tried to lam, but they cheesed him!”

Barneys New York
660 Madison Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 5th Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Chicken Roaster”
Elaine takes George out to lunch as a “business expense,” then takes him here to shop on the J. Peterman account, where he gets a sable hat and meets Heather, a saleswoman.

Heather’s apartment
1125 Park Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Chicken Roaster”
George does a leave-behind of the sable hat in order to get a follow-up call…which ends up costing Elaine $8000 for using her expense account for personal items. This is the same building exterior as Russell’s condo in “The Watch” and “The Shoes,” and Beth’s apartment in “The Wait Out.”

Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Money”
Helen recommends Jerry give up his comedy career and join the Bloomingdale’s Executive Training Program to make more money.

Beach Café
1326 Second Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Money”
George takes out Elaine, Frank and Estelle, just to “spend money on people I care about,” and discovers that his parents are splurging their savings.

Sutton Tennis Club
488 E. 60th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 59th Street (4,5,6)
“The Comeback”
Jerry witnesses Milos’ awful tennis, and later plays against him to impress his wife Patty. Kramer tries annulling his will with the lawyer Mr. Shelbach, but ends up getting repeatedly beaned with the tennis ball machine, putting him into a temporary coma. Jerry plays here instead of their usual New York Health & Racquet Club, as George used up all of his guest passes.

Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Van Buren Boys”
Kramer and George once again recommend that Jerry join the Bloomingdale’s Executive Training Program.

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The English Patient”
Jerry visits Izzy Mandelbaum, who is visiting his back specialist at the hospital (in room 203), and is later somewhat responsible for his son and father being hospitalized as well.

Metropolitan Hospital Center
1901 First Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
“The English Patient”
Neil (a.k.a. Mr. Peanut) is checked in here, where he declares himself as “the winner” over George for Danielle’s affection.

Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Yada Yada”
Marcy reveals she stole a Piaget watch, and then got a massage and facial on the 5th floor, and skipped out on the bill: “I was on Third Ave., minding my own business, and yada yada yada, I got a free massage and a facial.”

Manhattan East Dental Plaza
225 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
“The Yada Yada”
Jerry visits the newly-Jewish Dr. Whatley, who defends his repeated use of Jewish jokes so quickly into his conversion. This is the same location as the “Manhattan East Medical Offices” from “The Fusilli Jerry,” but the building name and address were altered.

Melody Stationers (NOW CLOSED)
1070 Madison Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Summer Of George”
George returns to the infamous invitations store, this time to buy premium super glossy invitations for Jerry and Lanette’s dinner party.

New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center (now New York-Presbyterian / Weill Cornell Medical Center)
525 E. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Summer Of George”
George is admitted to the hospital for extensive trauma to his legs, due to a state of extreme atrophy due to inactivity. George later is forced to rehab his legs, but is ignored by his physical therapist for Elaine’s coworker Sam, teaching her to “walk” while swinging her arms.

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JoJo
160 E. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 63rd Street (F)
“The Junk Mail”
Elaine goes for dinner with Puddy, where he berates her for dumping him over a TV pitchman, and tells her he’s not taking her back.

Baskin Robbins
1392 Lexington Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (4,5,6)
“The Apology”
Jason Hanke refuses to apologize to George for the neckhole incident, sending George into a tiff and eventually making Hanke snap and run for the rum raisin and daiquiri ice flavours. The closest Baskin Robbins to TV Jerry is at this address.

J.G. Melon
1291 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 77th Street (6)
“The Dealership”
Kramer and Rick pass by here on Kramer’s “test drive” through Manhattan.

Bloomingdale’s
1000 Third Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Lexington Avenue – 59th Street (N,Q,R)
“The Reverse Peephole”
Elaine wants to buy Joe Mayo a massage chair from here as a housewarming gift from the gang, but George vows to buy it for less from another retailer.

Mount Sinai Hospital (now Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai)
1425 Madison Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 96th Street (6)
“The Burning”
Kramer and Mickey work as actors portraying symptoms, resulting in them fighting over who gets to have gonorrhea.

Sotheby’s
1334 York Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 68th Street – Hunter College (6)
“The Frogger”
Elaine is seen searching through Sotheby’s auction listings to try and replace Mr. Peterman’s antique cake he bought from here (Kramer: “Sotheby’s…they make good cake!”).

Puerto Rican Day Parade
Fifth Ave., between E. 44th St. and E. 86th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Puerto Rican Day”
Jerry’s car gets stuck along Fifth Avenue, with the gang struggling to get back home after going to a Mets game.

Keith Hernandez’s apartment
Upper East Side, New York, NEW YORK (map)
“The Finale”
Keith Hernandez is seen leaving his apartment for the gang’s trial in Massachusetts.

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The Seinfeld Chronicles (season 1, episode 1)

written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Art Wolff
original airdate: July 5, 1989

Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.

The Improv
The first appearance of the comedy club where Jerry does his intro / outro stand-up routines throughout the series.

Jerry’s Apartment
The first appearance of Jerry’s apartment in the series. Kramer borrows his first snack from Jerry, and Jerry hosts a woman for the weekend he finds out is already engaged.

Pete’s Luncheonette (NOW CLOSED)
208 Varick St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Houston Street (1)
Jerry and George have lunch in the “original” coffee shop (with Claire the waitress, the “original” Elaine, serving them), before the location changes to Monk’s Café for the remainder of the series.

Lansing, MICHIGAN (map)
Jerry mentions that he met Laura after doing a show in Lansing.

laundromat
New York, NEW YORK
Jerry and George visit the laundromat, where they discuss the signals regarding Laura’s visit, and the impossibility of over-drying clothing.

Shea Stadium (NOW CLOSED)
123-01 Roosevelt Ave., Flushing, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Mets – Willets Point (7)
Kramer (“Kessler” in this episode) mentions he went to the Mets game that night, but Jerry wonders how this is possible, as Kramer evidently hasn’t left the building in 10 years.

John F. Kennedy International Airport
Jamaica, Queens, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Howard Beach – JFK Airport (A)
Jerry and George go to pick up Laura at JFK, discussing “signals” and meanings regarding how Laura will greet Jerry.

🇩🇪 FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY

Location: Europe
Languages: German
Population: 83,190,556 (2020)
Capital: Berlin

FEATURED EPISODES

Berlin Wall
Berlin, GERMANY (map)
“Male Unbonding”
Jerry and Elaine lie to Joel, claiming they are busy later in the week for choir practice of Eastern European national anthems, “you know, with the Wall being down and everything.”

Berlin Wall
Berlin, GERMANY (map)
“The Virgin”
Jerry lied to Marla to initially get out of cleaning his closet by saying he was going to Berlin after the Berlin Wall came down, thus inspiring Marla’s current boyfriend to do the same and never return. Jerry: “you must have been devastated being left for a wall.”

Berlin, GERMANY (map)
“The Outing”
Jerry’s response to George encouraging him to “go along” with rumours that they are a gay couple: “Let’s see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me – come on Jerry, go along! Go along!”

GERMANY (map)
“The Doorman”
Kramer taunts a bus of German tourists by pretending to mug George…but is later accosted by them, and tries selling them on the “Bro” concept to appease them.

GERMANY (map)
“The Package”
When Kramer tells Newman that Bermuda is under control of the British, Newman incorrectly replies with a blunt “lucky Krauts.”

GERMANY (map)
“The Money”
Estelle tells George that his father originally wanted to purchase a Mercedes-Benz, but that she made him buy a Cadillac instead, since she won’t ride in a German car.

Führerbunker
In den Ministergärten, Berlin, GERMANY (map)
“The Voice”
George declares his situation at Play Now to being “a weed in Hitler’s bunker,” as his office has been downgraded in the hopes he will leave. Hitler’s bunker was the site of his last stand, before his eventual suicide in April 1945.