Europe

Europe

🇪🇺 EUROPE
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Languages: Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Estonian, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Irish, Italian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Maltese, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, Slovene, Spanish, Swedish (European Union)
Population: 746,419,440 (2018)
Capital: Brussels, Belgium (European Union)

FEATURED EPISODES

EASTERN EUROPE (map)
Male Unbonding
Jerry and Elaine lie to Joel, claiming they are busy later in the week for choir practice of Eastern European national anthems, “you know, with the Wall being down and everything.”

EUROPE (map)
The Parking Garage
While venting about bad drivers, Elaine mentions that 50% of American high schoolers can’t even locate Europe on a map, yet can still pass a driving test.

EUROPE (map)
The Stranded
Kramer and Steve howl with laughter as Kramer tells a story about him taking care of a magician’s doves while the magician was away in Europe.

EUROPE (map)
The Pilot
George claims that even if you held Neville Chamberlain’s head in the toilet, he would still give up half of Europe.

EUROPE (map)
The Pie
Elaine tells the store clerk that “I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing your crummy little Euro-trash rags,” referring specifically to a $1200 Jean-Paul Gauthier dress on “her” mannequin.

WESTERN EUROPE (map)
The Label Maker
Kramer has driven Newman out of Western Europe during their epic game of Risk.

EUROPE (map)
The Wink
Holly mentions to Elaine and Jerry that her Grandma Memma bought a candelabra on a trip to Europe in 1926.

EUROPE (map)
The Soup Nazi
Jerry, when discussing with “Schmoopie” on whether there is some truth to every joke: “Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian Cream Pie!”

Tennessee

Tennessee

STATE OF TENNESSEE

Nickname: The Volunter State
Population: 6,829,174 (2019)
Capital: Nashville

FEATURED EPISODES

Cumberland Gap, TENNESSEE (map)
The Red Dot
Jerry mentions the Cumberland Gap to Dick during his set, in trying to explain smooth trails for alcohol transport via wagon. The Cumberland Gap runs through Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia.

Mississippi River
Memphis, TENNESSEE
(map)
The Boyfriend
George and Jerry argue over their favorite explorers, which George claims is de Soto, who found the river. Jerry’s rebuttal: “Oh yeah, like they wouldn’t have found that anyways.” Historical notes say Hernando de Soto first discovered the River in or around Memphis in 1541.

Memphis Civic Center (NOT REAL)
Memphis, TENNESSEE
(map)
The Doll
The episode’s cript stated that Jerry’s show takes place at the Memphis Civic Center, where he does a set and then meets Sally Weaver.

Memphis International Airport
2491 Winchester Rd., Memphis, TENNESSEE
(map)
The Doll
Jerry gets out of a night with Sally by saying he’s going straight to the airport, where he flies on Trump Airlines.

FedEx Corporation
942 S. Shady Grove Rd., Memphis, TENNESSEE
(map)
The Doll
George tells Jerry that Sally is a big executive at Federal Express.

Memphis, TENNESSEE (map)
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer mentions he has enough gas in the mail truck’s tank to follow Tony in Jerry’s stolen car to Memphis.

Lower Manhattan South, New York City

Lower Manhattan South

LOWER MANHATTAN SOUTH

North-South boundary: Canal St. to South St. (plus Liberty and Ellis Islands)
East-West boundary: Henry Hudson Pkwy. to Franklin D. Roosevelt Dr.
Neighborhoods: TriBeCa, Financial District, Battery Park City, Two Bridges, parts of Lower East Side, Chinatown

FEATURED EPISODES

Seasons: OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNine

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft (actually Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft)
318 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Brooklyn Bridge – City Hall (4,5,6)
The Stake Out
The law firm that Vanessa works for, and Jerry desperately tries to remember the name of, in order for him to stake it out. This name was based on an actual New York firm, only changing the name “Simon” to “Sagman.”

Wall St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Wall Street (2,3,4,5)
The Stake Out
Elaine mentions she is dating a stockbroker who works on Wall Street, to Jerry’s delight: “Bulls! Bears! People from Connecticut!”

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Immigration Station
Ellis Island, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Pony Remark
Jerry mentions to his upset parents that he never saw photos of immigrants entering New York Harbor sitting on a pony.

Chinatown, New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Statue
Ray tells Jerry that he bought the infamous statue from a pawn shop in Chinatown.

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Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Red Dot
George and Jerry argue over whether the Statue was shipped complete from France, or put together in America like a coffee table (it was actually shipped in separate crates and was put together on Liberty Island…so Jerry was right).

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Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Trip
A poster for the Statue Of Liberty is visible behind Jerry and George in the security lineup at the airport.

Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
The Pitch / Ticket
Newman takes the stand to defend his ticket, but an incoherent Kramer costs him his alibi.

New York City Department Of Sanitation
125 Worth St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J)
The Wallet
In a deleted scene, Kramer suggests that Jerry track down his discarded watch by visiting the Sanitation Department, to see if any of their garbage sifters have found it.

Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Visa
Jerry mentions the Statue Of Liberty in his closing monologue, mentioning the Statue’s credo for immigrants (“give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses”).

Louis J. Lefkowitz State Office Building
80 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
The Pilot
Elaine visits the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to file a complaint about Monk’s Café hiring only “huge” women. EEOC is actually a federal agency, and wouldn’t be housed in a state office; the real New York area office is at One Newark Center in Newark, New Jersey.

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New York City Hall
260 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: City Hall (R)
The Non-Fat Yogurt
In a deleted scene, an aide to Mayor Dinkins (played by a pre-Jackie Chiles Phil Morris) vows to put a stop to falsely-advertised yogurt as his first order post-reelection, vowing to organize a special task force. This was an alternate ending, filmed in case Dinkins won re-election.

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Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
The Scofflaw
Newman’s car is impounded by the court for repeated ticket offenses…and an eyepatched Kramer takes Newman into “his custody.”

New York City Hall
260 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: City Hall (R)
The Scofflaw
Gary tells George that he can’t give him a free parking spot after all, as he “can’t fight City Hall” after they gave the spot to the scofflaw, Newman.

Louis J. Lefkowitz State Office Building
80 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
The Fusilli Jerry
Kramer visits the DMV for his new license plates…and becomes, according to the State of New York, “The Assman.”

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New York Police Department Benevolent Association
40 Fulton St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Fulton Street (2,3)
The Maestro
It is revealed by Jerry that the Maestro conducts the Police Benevolent Association’s orchestra.

Office Of The State Attorney General
28 Liberty St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Broad Street (J,Z)
The Soup Nazi
Elaine threatens to call the state’s attorney’s office for being discriminated against by the Soup Nazi.

FDNY Hook & Ladder – No. 8 Firehouse
14 North Moore St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Franklin Street (1)
The Secret Code
Kramer stops by here to try and provide them shortcuts of the Upper West Side and Greenwich Village. Kramer ends up driving the truck en route to Leapin’ Larry’s…taking Amsterdam Avenue to get uptown (the radio dispatch calls them Company 390).

Chatham Square
1 Chatham Sq., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
The Gum
Lloyd gives Jerry a case of $100 worth of gum from Chinatown, that’s “a little lo mein-y” for Jerry’s taste. “Notes About Nothing” from the Season 7 DVD implies they went to Chatham Square, the cornerstone of New York’s Chinatown.

Lords Deli (now Cafe Bravo)
94 Greenwich St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Rector Street (1)
The Rye
Estelle suggests getting a rye from Lords, since its close by, and not out of the way like Schnitzer’s.

Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
The Caddy
Kramer and Jackie recreate the infamous “if the glove doesn’t fit” testimony against Sue Ellen Mischke and the bra in question that caused Jerry and Kramer’s car accident.

World Trade Center
1 World Trade Ctr., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: World Trade Center (E)
The Seven
Kramer reveals that he learned “the healing power of the body’s natural pressure points” from a wise-man, a genius…who sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

New York City Department Of Consumer Affairs
42 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Broad Street (J,Z)
The Wig Master
When confronted about potential prostitutes in George’s car, the Jiffy Park owner tells George to take up his issue with Consumer Affairs.

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Art Greenwich Twin (NOW CLOSED)
97 Greenwich St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Rector Street (1)
The Little Kicks
Jerry commissions Kramer to bootleg “Cry, Cry Again,” but he is forced to reshoot it when Kramer butchers the bootleg.

Battery Park
New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Whitehall Street (R)
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry mentions he had a late-night conversation with Bob Sacamano, who now sells Russian hats (made of nutria) in the park for $40, to replace George’s sable hat.

Wall St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Wall Street (2,3,4,5)
The Pothole
The China Panda owner asks Elaine where they would deliver next if they cross 86th St. for her: “Then 85th St., Wall St., Mexico, 84th St…”

Walker St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Muffin Tops
George uses his touristy map to track down Walker Street, as he has an American League meeting there.

New York City Department Of Sanitation
125 Worth St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J)
The Muffin Tops
Elaine comments on her “stump troubles” to Jerry, saying the Sanitation Department will not accept all of her leftover muffin stumps.

New York City Department Of Consumer Affairs
42 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Broad Street (J,Z)
The Muffin Tops
Kramer yells to the Jiffy Dump attendant that he does plan to bring up his complaint with Consumer Affairs.

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Statue Of Liberty
Liberty Island, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Slicer
Kramer mentions how Kruger Industrial Smoothing botched the Statue of Liberty job by not being able to get “the green stuff” off.

Battery Park
New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Whitehall Street (R)
The Bookstore
Newman mentions to Kramer that their stolen rickshaw was discovered by a postal worker in the park, where they retrieve it from Rusty the homeless man.

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Russia (fmr. Soviet Union)

Russia

🇷🇺 RUSSIAN FEDERATION

Location: Europe / Asia
Languages: Russian
Population: 146,238,185 (2021)
Capital: Moscow

FEATURED EPISODES

SOVIET UNION (now RUSSIA) (map)
The Baby Shower
Kramer refers to the cable guys as the “Sakharov of cable guys,” who “escaped the Gulag.”

Moscow Kremlin
Moscow, RUSSIA
(map)
The Implant
Jerry mentions the Kremlin in his opening monologue, commenting on how modern fitness center security is too sophisticated: “what is this, the Kremlin?”

SOVIET UNION (now RUSSIA) (map)
The Marine Biologist
Elaine and Jerry discuss Pendant’s newest writing talent, Yuri Testikov, who served time in the Gulag in the former Soviet Union.

Yasnaya Polyana, Tula Oblast, RUSSIA (map)
The Marine Biologist
Mr. Lippman mentions that Tolstoy used to write in the Village Square, where the faces inspired him. However, historical records show that Tolstoy wrote the majority of his work, including “War And Peace,” in his study at his estate in Yasnaya Polyana. If Tolstoy were to write in any village square, it would have likely been in the nearby city of Tula.

Leningrad (now St. Petersburg), RUSSIA (fmr. SOVIET UNION) (map)
The Stand-In
Jerry, to Fulton, on the siege of Leningrad: “First you crack, then you chuckle! That was the motto of the Russians at the seige of Leningrad…you know, because Leningrad, when the Nazis attacked, it wasn’t a very happy time. Because of the war. Famine, plus it was cold…very cold. They were eating each other…”

RUSSIA (fmr. SOVIET UNION) (map)
The Race
Elaine tells her communist boyfriend Ned how it must be “a bummer for you guys, with the fall of the Soviet Empire and everything.”

Biosphere 3, Institute Of Biophysics
Krasnoyarsk, Siberia, RUSSIA
 (map)
The Rye
Jerry mentions Kramer’s Price Club can of tuna “isn’t for a person, it’s for Biosphere 3!”

RUSSIA (map)
The Chicken Roaster
Elaine begs George to reconcile with Heather, in order to get the sable Russian hat back.

RUSSIA (map)
The Finale
Elaine suggests the gang uses NBC’s private jet to visit Russia, to which George and Jerry kaibosh because it is too bleak, even in the spring (“If you’re bleak, you’re bleak!”).

Myanmar

Myanmar

🇲🇲 REPUBLIC OF THE UNION OF MYANMAR

Location: Asia
Languages: Burmese
Population: 55,294,979 (2021)
Capital: Naypyidaw

FEATURED EPISODES

MYANMAR (map)
The Secret Code
Mr. Peterman begins to tell George about his latest trip to Burma, when he gets a call about his ill mother.

Yangon, MYANMAR (map)
The Foundation
Mr. Peterman suddenly escapes here since he feels fried, (“You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me!”) leaving Elaine in charge of the catalog. He is shown at the same payphone as Elaine in the deleted scene from “The Chicken Roaster,” implying he is in Yangon. Kramer, when told about Peterman: “Where? Myanmar? Isn’t that the discount pharmacy?”

Yangon, MYANMAR (map)
The Chicken Roaster
Elaine travels to the Burmese jungle to have George’s sable hat written off by Mr. Peterman, the “only white poet warlord in the neighborhood,” and experiences Peterman’s dementia and “the horror” first-hand. A deleted scene later on reveals Elaine is in Yangon, as she asks an operator if “there’s no J. Peterman listed in the entire greater metropolitan Yangon area?”

Brooklyn, New York City

Brooklyn

BOROUGH OF BROOKLYN

Population: 2,559,903 (2019)
County: Kings

FEATURED EPISODES

Drexel’s Funeral Home (NOT REAL)
Ocean Pkwy., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
The Pony Remark
George says if Manya has the possibility to explore the universe, travel to other dimensions, “do you think she’s gonna want to be at Drexel’s Funeral Home on Ocean Parkway?!”

Brooklyn Museum
200 Eastern Pkwy., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Eastern Parkway – Brooklyn Museum (2,3)
The Heart Attack
A poster for the museum is seen behind Jerry and the nurse at the hospital.

Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
The Baby Shower
George says Leslie once dragged him to a performance at a warehouse on the waterfront in Brooklyn.

Erasmus Hall High School
911 Flatbush Ave., Flatbush, Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Church Avenue (B,Q)
The Library
George says Mr. Hayman smelled like the locker room “after that win against Erasmus,” to which Jerry reminds George that the game was double overtime.

Coney Island, Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Coney Island – Stillwell Avenue (D,F,N,Q)
The Subway
Jerry heads to Coney Island to pick up his car that was stolen in “The Alternate Side.” Kramer gives Jerry the following convoluted directions:
KRAMER: All right, Coney Island. Okay, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway-Lafayette, or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue, then switch to the IRT 2, 3, 4 or 5, but don’t get on the G. See, that’s very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th Street, then you got to get on the R.
ELAINE: Couldn’t he just take the D straight to Coney Island?
KRAMER: Well, yeah…

Astroland (NOW CLOSED)
1000 Surf Ave., Coney Island, Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Coney Island – Stillwell Avenue (D,F,N,Q)
The Subway
Jerry invites the gang to join him on Coney Island, for a ride on the Cyclone. Jerry also mentions the Cyclone in his closing monologue, noting that riding the D train to Brooklyn as being more exhilarating than riding the Cyclone.

Nathan’s Famous
1310 Surf Ave., Coney Island, Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Coney Island – Stillwell Avenue (D,F,N,Q)
The Subway
Jerry further tries getting someone to go with him, even offering hot dogs at Nathan’s on him.

Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
The Movie
Where Buckles tells Jerry that his family moved from when he was 12.

Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
The Movie
Where Buckles tells Jerry that his family moved to when he was 12: “the whole atmosphere stunk from fish.”

Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
The Junior Mint
George mentions when he went to public school here, he used to put 50 cents in the Lincoln Savings Bank every week, thus why he got an interest check for $1900 from the Comptroller’s office “without doing anything.”

Latvian Orthodox Church (actually Russian Orthodox Cathedral Of The Transfiguration Of Our Lord)
228 N. 12th St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Bedford Avenue (L)
The Conversion
George wants to join the Latvian Orthodox Church, in part due to the hat, which conveys that “solemn, religious” look you want in a faith. He discusses that he knows the basic “plot”: the flood, the lepers, the commandments, etc. Sister Roberta falls for Kramer, because of his “kavorca,” the lure of the animal.

veterinarian
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
The Conversion
In a deleted scene, Tawni asks Jerry to drive her to Brooklyn so Bonkers the cat can get new fungal cream. An alternate episode ending shows them stopping at Elaine’s Apartment to “check” if she has the same cream, where Tawni busts Jerry for checking her medicine cabinet: “I just nudged it a little!”

Brooklyn Bridge
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: High Street (A,C)
The Chinese Woman
Jerry mentions that Elaine shouldn’t tell Noreen to jump from here, as she has a huge influence on her life. Noreen is later about to jump, but is saved by Frank’s lawyer, the man in the cape.

Sam’s Restaurant
238 Court St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Bergen Street (F,G)
The Doorman
George and Estelle drive by here when talking about whether George’s grandmother was “buxomy.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Brooklyn Bridge
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: High Street (A,C)
The Engagement
Roxy the kidnapped dog is seen running across the bridge back into Manhattan.

Mrs. Peterman’s apartment
329 Union St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Carroll Street (F,G)
The Secret Code
Mr. Peterman rushes over here with George to attend to his ill mother, and George reveals his secret ATM code to her, before she inexplicably blurts out the code over and over, and then dies.

Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
The Secret Code
Fred tells Elaine that he had to visit his mother in Brooklyn to help find her pills…but could get no decent transportation from the subway.

Antique Toys
358 Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Hoyt-Schermerhorn Streets (A,C,G)
The Seven
Elaine buys a vintage Schwinn Sting-Ray, and Jerry meets Christie, who seemingly always wears the same top. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Susan Ross Foundation (NOT REAL)
115 Remsen St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Borough Hall (2,3)
The Foundation
George sits on the board of directors here, breaking down all of the “moneys” he lost out on after Susan died, including the very townhouse where the Foundation is housed, which was to be their wedding present from Susan’s parents. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Susan Ross Foundation (NOT REAL)
115 Remsen St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Borough Hall (2,3)
The Soul Mate
George is assigned to find a poem about Susan, and discovers a “Newman.” He later tries leaving a secret tape recorder in the office to establish whether they think he killed Susan, but the tape only reveals “a low rumple, a metallic squink, a gallunk, someone crying out DEAR GOD!” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Edward R. Murrow High School
1600 Ave. L, Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Avenue M (Q)
The Abstinence
Jerry goes to perform at career day at his alma mater, but gets bumped for a lizard guy from the Bronx Zoo. Jerry later gets bumped during a fire drill, and then finally gets a full 2 hour assembly set, bumping Rick James (“superfreak?!?”).

D’Amico Fresh Roasted Coffee
309 Court St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Carroll Street (F,G)
The Money
Elaine buys George a bag of Arabian mocha java, prompting George to set out to prove he has money to pay for gifts, as he feels that “she’s sticking it to me!”

Susan Ross Foundation (NOT REAL)
115 Remsen St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Borough Hall (2,3)
The Van Buren Boys
George interviews student candidates for the Susan Ross scholarship, and picks essentially a younger version of him, a “regular guy, likes sports, watches TV…he knows how to read!” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Jenna’s apartment
150 Prospect Pk. W., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 15th Street – Prospect Park (F,G)
The Pothole
Jerry does the famous in-toilet toothbrush recovery, but cannot shake that Jenna uses it after. George’s jack-hammering for the Phil Rizzuto keys later blows her plumbing, covering her in toilet water. Despite a sign for Prospect Park being shown in the shot, in the show Jenna would live in the vicinity of W. 86th St., as George is jack-hammering the broad jump here where he lost his keys. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Brooklyn, NEW YORK (map)
The Nap
When using a viewfinder with his son, the man who spots Kramer swimming the East River proudly declares to his son, “over there, that’s Brooklyn – that’s where Spike Lee lives!”

Brooklyn Bridge
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: High Street (A,C)
The Nap
Jerry tells Elaine that her bed smells due to Kramer swimming the East River between the Queensboro Bridge to the Brooklyn Bridge.

County Blood Bank (actually Visiting Nurse Association Of Brooklyn)
15 Metrotech Ctr., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
 (map)
nearest subway: Jay Street – MetroTech (R)
The Blood
Kramer closes his account here due to increased service charges, deciding instead to take it home with him.

Horsetrack Betting (NOT REAL)
164 Court St., Brooklyn, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Bergen Street (F,G)
The Strike
Elaine visits her “standard fake” phone number location to try and track down “Denim Vest”…and is already well known by its owners and patrons.

Kramer’s Apartment

Kramer's Apartment

KRAMER’S APARTMENT
129 W. 81st St., Apt. 5B, NEW YORK, NEW YORK (map)

Kramer’s apartment for the entire series, across the hall from Jerry and down the hall from Newman. It is revealed that Kramer was subletting the apartment from Paul Buchman, Paul Reiser’s character from the sitcom “Mad About You,” before gaining full ownership of the lease during Season Four.
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)

FEATURED EPISODES

The Pony Remark
Kramer claims that he is going to install “levels” in his apartment, so confident to the point that he bets Jerry that he will be able to install everything within a year.

The Pitch / Ticket
Newman goes to pick up Kramer on his way to court, but Kramer has seemingly forgot about the proceedings.

The Wallet
Jerry corners Kramer as he’s re-entering his apartment, telling him that the watch repair story is made up, and not to bring up the watch again.

The Watch
Elaine and Kramer mull over the details of their “relationship” for the benefit of Dr. Reston in Kramer’s apartment.

The Virgin
In a deleted scene, Jerry, now sick of Kramer constantly on his couch watching television, slides his TV unit across the hall to Kramer’s. In a crossover scene with the Mad About You episode “The Apartment,” which aired the same night as “The Virgin,” Kramer is visited by the man who he is subletting his apartment from, Paul Buchman, who transfers his lease to Kramer for good.

The Contest
Kramer is seen fast asleep, due to his early bowing out of the Contest.

The Pick
Kramer takes Elaine to his apartment to shoot her Christmas card photo…which ends up revealing a nipple.

The Junior Mint
Kramer stains his floors and wraps his entire apartment with faux-wood wallpaper, to make it look like a ski lodge (“I need wood around me. Wood, Jerry…wood!”).

The Puffy Shirt
Kramer offers a dejected George the chance to live with him instead of his parents, which George quickly declines.

The Conversion
Jerry stops by Kramer’s, after smelling the stink of the “kavorca” remedy (of garlic and vinegar) coming from the apartment.

The Marine Biologist
While Kramer struggles with excess sand stuck to him from the beach, Elaine berates him for giving him a faulty organizer, as she threw out her old book and now is left with no reference book at all.

The Chinese Woman
Kramer gleefully announces to the gang from his apartment window that Noreen is late, and thus the Kramer name will live on.

The Gymnast
Jerry and Elaine rush to Kramer’s apartment when hearing a scream, assuming Kramer has passed his stone…but instead he simply fell off his couch attempting a reverse hecht.

The Soup
Kramer gets rid of his refrigerator in an attempt to eat only fresh food…but runs into a problem when he begins dating Hildy, a “full figured gal” who likes to eat.

The Kiss Hello
Jerry is dis-invited from a building-wide party in Kramer’s apartment, due to Jerry’s shunning of “the kiss hello” building-wide.

The Engagement
Kramer is initially questioned by police about the dog-napping, before Jerry helps the police determine the caper’s true mastermind, Newman.

The Wink
George goes to Kramer to get Mr. Steinbrenner’s birthday card back, when he discovers his wink caused Kramer to sell the card for $200.

The Hot Tub
Kramer installs a hot tub in his apartment, which knocks out the power throughout the whole building.

The Pool Guy
Kramer begins acting as the Moviefone guy, as their phone numbers are similar…before being acosted by the actual Moviefone man at his front door.

The Sponge
Jerry warns Kramer over spending the night before the AIDS Walk drinking, smoking and gambling, but Kramer is not concerned for his condition the next day.

The Rye
Kramer, stuffing his face with bulk-sized Beef-A-Reeno, agrees to take the Rosses on a hansom cab ride while Jerry and George sneak back in the marble rye.

The Cadillac
Kramer plays a game of cat and mouse with the cable company, after they discover he is illegally getting free HBO and Showtime in his apartment.

The Shower Head
Jerry, Kramer and Newman are all stuck with no shower pressure, forcing them to seek alternate shower heads. Kramer installs an ultra-high powered shower head, so much so that he cannot physically withstand the water pressure.

The Friars Club
Kramer has his girlfriend Connie in his apartment, where he falls asleep due to his “da Vinci” method of sleep…and assuming he’s dead, she has his body dumped in the Hudson River.

The Wig Master
Kramer is accidentally locked out of his apartment, after he left his apartment key on his car keys when leaving the car at Jiffy Park. He is then forced to bunk with Jerry until his keys are available.

The Calzone
George is forced to hire Kramer to pick up the calzones, as Newman is “sick” due to the rain.

The Bottle Deposit
Newman gleefully reveals to Kramer that he has access to a free truck to Michigan, ensuring that the bottle deposit scheme can be successful: “let the collecting begin!”

The Package
George learns “the timeless art of seduction” after being photographed by Kramer in his apartment.

The Fatigues
Frank, determined to restart his cooking career, visits Kramer to sign up to cook for Jewish singles night, but takes him from the apartment when Kramer says he has no T-Fal.

The Checks
Kramer hosts his Japanese guests in the Farbman chest of drawers (his “bureau and breakfast”), until Jerry destroys it to free them from the warped wood, caused by steam from his hot tub.

The Chicken Roaster
Kramer attempts to drive Kenny Rogers Roasters out of business, by “taking it to the streets” and boycotting the place from his apartment. Jerry switches apartments to move into “the red planet,” being tormented in his sleep by Mr. Marbles…and effectively turning into Kramer.

The Abstinence
Kramer opens a smoking lounge in his apartment for his fellow banished smoking lovers…but then discovers his disfigurement due to prolonged exposure to smoke.

The Little Jerry
Jerry reveals to Kramer that he actually bought a rooster instead of a chicken. With this in mind, Jerry and Kramer train Little Jerry to become “a lean, mean pecking machine.”

The Money
Kramer gets no sleep thanks to his new girlfriend, who suffers from “the jimmy legs.” Kramer later fears sleeping alone, after hearing a “burglar” (really Morty exercising) trying to break into his apartment for 25 minutes.

The Comeback
Kramer discovers people can come out of a coma when watching “The Other Side Of Darkness” in his apartment, rushing him to change his living will before anything happens to him.

The Millennium
Kramer awakes from a nightmare about the Newmanium party, as he is obviously feeling guilt over Jerry not being invited.

The Butter Shave
Newman helps Kramer stay simmering and moist in his hot tub, but the smell (and the fact Newman is reading “Alive” by Piers Paul Read) make Newman flee for fear he will act on his temptation.

The Voice
Kramer hires an NYU intern, Darren, to assist with operating Kramerica Industries, which according to NYU is “nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.”

The Serenity Now
Kramer installs Frank Costanza’s discarded screen door to his apartment, turning the outside of his door into the typical classic American front porch and garden, sans an actual porch and garden.

The Blood
Kramer decides that due to increasing charges, he will keep his blood at his apartment.

The Merv Griffin Show
Kramer converts his entire apartment into the set of the old “Merv Griffin Show,” after finding the discarded set pieces in a dumpster, proceeding to somehow turn his entire life into an ongoing talk show.

The Apology
Kramer installs a mini-apartment in his shower, and begins attempting to live in there permanently.

The Reverse Peephole
Kramer and Newman decide to reverse their peepholes, leading to catastrophe with their superintendent Silvo…leading to both of them nearly being evicted.

Upper West Side South, New York City

Upper West Side South

UPPER WEST SIDE SOUTH

North-South boundary: W. 86th St. to W. 59th St.
East-West boundary: Henry Hudson Pkwy. to Central Park W.
Neighborhoods: Lincoln Square, parts of Upper West Side

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Seasons: OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNine

W. 83rd St. and Central Park W., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Robbery
George tries selling Jerry on a “two bed, two bath, make your friends hate you” apartment that they end up fighting over, with neither ending up taking the apartment. The address George lays out would fall to approximately 50 W. 83rd St.

Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Ex-Girlfriend
Kramer tries convincing Jerry to buy fruit here, as he finds that supermarket fruit stinks. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

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West End Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Pony Remark
Elaine tries getting Manya’s apartment from her widow on West End, which he reveals is going to Jerry’s cousin Jeffrey.

Beau Brummel Sport (NOW CLOSED)
287 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Jacket
Jerry finds the perfect suede jacket here, with the pink candy-stripe lining, which he drops over $1000 on.

Rava & Ray’s apartment
357 W. 84th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Statue
Jerry goes with Elaine to visit Rava and Ray, and sees his missing statue on their mantle. Kramer later goes to get the statue back, a la Joe Friday from “Dragnet.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Andy’s Deli II
418 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Deal
This deli is seen in an establishing shot of George and Jerry at a store, getting a birthday gift for Elaine.

Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center
1941 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Busboy
George’s pick for best bathroom at 65th and Tenth is Alice Tully Hall: “magnificent facilities!”

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Ellen’s apartment
10 W. 65th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Dog
The site of Kramer’s infamous dumping (“How could I be with someone like you? I couldn’t respect myself!”), then taking back (“Please! I love you! I can’t live without you, I’ll do anything!”), speeches, all done in first person perspective without ever showing Ellen. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Dream Café (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Café
Babu Bhatt’s struggling restaurant, which Jerry convinces Babu to turn to an all-Pakistani menu, which fails even more spectacularly than the original restaurant. Not a real location, but implied to be within sight of Jerry’s apartment, as Jerry can see the restaurant from his living room window.

Upper West Side
New York, NEW YORK
(map)
The Tape
Kramer, when jokingly filming Elaine as a porn actress, claims she just finished shooting her latest picture, “Elaine Does The Upper West Side.”

Owen’s apartment
10 W. 65th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Alternate Side
Elaine visits Owen to feed and take care of him, but then dumps him while immobile in his wheelchair, as “it’s a bitch to get here…I have to transfer at 42nd St. to take the RR!” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Nautica (NOW CLOSED)
216 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Red Dot
George finds Elaine a beautiful cashmere sweater as a Christmas present for only $85…because it has a red dot on it. This location now houses an Athleta store. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

McBurney School (NOW CLOSED)
15 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Pez Dispenser
Jerry, George and Elaine see Noel’s piano recital, which becomes home of the infamous Pez dispenser incident after Jerry places a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser on Elaine’s leg, causing her to laugh uncontrollably throughout the performance.

West Side YMCA
5 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Boyfriend
Jerry, George and Kramer spot former Met Keith Hernandez at the gym, where he and Jerry exchange phone numbers, starting a tumultuous “relationship.”

Pasta Vicci (NOW CLOSED)
410 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Good Samaritan
Elaine and George go to dinner with Robin and Michael, where George leads to the couple’s ultimate breakup when he issues an ill-timed and snarky “god bless you” to Robin.

Becky Gelke’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK

The Good Samaritan
The apartment of the victim of Jerry’s hit-and-run girlfriend, who Jerry tries to ask out, but Kramer ends up successfully wooing her. Kramer claims her apartment is across the street from his apartment.

Zabar’s
2245 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Good Samaritan
Jerry claims a girl might run into a matador on the Upper West Side at Zabar’s…or Ray’s Pizza (of which there are too many in New York City to possibly list).

W. 84th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Parking Space
Kramer thinks Jerry’s car was stolen again (as it was previously in “The Alternate Side“), as he did not see it parked at its usual spot at 84th and Columbus.

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Jimmy Sherman (NOT REAL)
W. 85th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Wallet
Jerry lies and tells Kramer and his parents that he took the watch his parents gave him to be fixed at Jimmy Sherman at 85th and Columbus.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Wallet
Jerry, Helen, Morty and Uncle Leo are out for dinner, where Jerry discovers that Leo found and is now wearing his discarded watch, and tries desperately to hide it from his parents.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Watch
Jerry continues his lie about the whereabouts of his watch over dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo, and is pressed by his mother to ask out the waitress Naomi, who Jerry later discovers laughs like “Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.”

Crazy Joe Davola’s apartment
115 W. 71st St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Opera
Joe tortures Jerry over the phone, threatening to put the kaibosh on him. Joe later reveals his “shrine” to Elaine, who sprays him with Cherry Binaca and escapes before he gets his hands on her. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Movie
The gang goes to see the movie “Checkmate,” which is sold out, leading to a wild chain of events that ends up with the gang somehow back together to see the erotic “Rochelle, Rochelle.”

Papaya King (actually Gray’s Papaya)
2090 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Movie
Kramer, in desperate hunger after waiting in line for the movie, gets a hot dog from here, and later spills mustard on Elaine’s jacket in the theatre.

Central Park W., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Movie
Jerry pleads with the taxi driver to take the Park, but Buckles insists on the driver sticking to W. 55th St. to get to the theatre, which is packed with traffic.

Dream Café (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Visa
Jerry brings up Babu’s restaurant from “The Café” when reminding George and Elaine of its opening…and colossal failure, in part thanks to Jerry’s recommendation to convert to a Pakistani restaurant.

Isabella’s (NOW CLOSED)
359 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Visa
George takes Cheryl Fong on a date here, thinking he will avoid Elaine and Jerry, who hate it…but they end up coming anyways, and steal his thunder (and her laughs) in the process.

West Side YMCA
5 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Shoes
Kramer tells Jerry that he was on his way here when he “snubbed” Gail Cunningham.

Champagne Video (NOW CLOSED)
2183 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Smelly Car
George discovers he can drive women to lesbianism, and that Kramer can bring them right back, after finding out that Susan is now seeing a woman. George is also charged $2 for not rewinding his copy of “Rochelle, Rochelle,” but is later charged $98 after losing the tape altogether.

The Bazaar Hair Design (NOW CLOSED)
147 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Smelly Car
Elaine gets washed, rinsed, and eventually tomato-sauced, in the hopes of getting the stink from the smelly car out of her hair.

West Park Medical Group (now West Care Medical Associates)
50 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Pilot
George goes to have his white “discoloration” examined by a doctor, and later panics when he doesn’t get a “get outta here!” from the doctor when asking if the discoloration is cancer.

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Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Mango
Kramer gets banned for trying to return fruit…and Jerry later gets banned for trying to buy Kramer fruit. George eventually gets fruit for both of them, and is reinvigorated sexually by Joe’s mangoes. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Mango
George’s date Karen mentions that she feels “full” after the risotto, a feeling that she does not experience when with George later.

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Mango
Jerry and Elaine go out, and discuss the acting abilities of Meryl Streep (and to a more subtle degree, Elaine Benes).

O’Neals (NOW CLOSED)
49 W. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Puffy Shirt
Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and the low talker go for dinner, and Jerry inadvertently agrees to wear the puffy shirt on “The Today Show.”

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Puffy Shirt
George is “discovered” for his hand-modeling abilities, when out for dinner with his parents (“the two nut-jobs”). The gang later dines here, all dismayed over what the puffy shirt has done to their lives.

Joe’s Fruit (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Glasses
Kramer claims that he had to take Dwayne to Joe’s and “stuff a cantaloupe down his throat” to save his remaining teeth, due to his sugar addiction. Although fictional, it is implied throughout the show that Joe’s is very close to Jerry’s, and is based on Bak’s Market (now closed), a fruit stand near Larry David where he was once banned, located at 609 W. 43rd St.

West Park Medical Group (now West Care Medical Associates)
50 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Non-Fat Yogurt
George goes to visit Mayor Dinkins’ orthopedist, to “diagnose” George’s elbow issue that Lloyd Braun caught.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Masseuse
A flashback is shown from “The Mango,” showing George’s discussion with Karen about how she feels full after the risotto.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Conversion
Sasha breaks up with George due to the fact he is not Latvian Orthodox…but then still orders a lobster dinner anyways.

Tawni’s apartment
129 W. 81st St., Apt. 5E, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Conversion
Jerry discovers a mysterious fungal cream in his new girlfriend Tawni’s apartment, which he obsesses over its purpose. Tawni is shown as living in apartment 5E (which, according to Jerry, she is subletting from “Carol” for a month), which later in the series is shown as Newman’s Apartment.

Royal Bakery (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Dinner Party
Jerry and Elaine go to pick up a chocolate babka for their dinner party, but have to settle for cinnamon, and Jerry treats himself to a black and white cookie, which he sees as a symbol for racial harmony (“look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie!”) But thanks to the cookie, Jerry vomits for the first time since June 29, 1980, and Elaine almost has her toe broken.

liquor store (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Dinner Party
George and Kramer go to pick up a bottle of wine for their dinner party (a $12 bottle that George pays with a $100 bill), but George ends up accidentally destroying a number of bottle, forcing him to pay off the damage with his Goretex jacket. The store is implied to be down the street from Royal Bakery, where Jerry and Elaine are picking up dessert for the same party.

newsstand
New York, NEW YORK

The Dinner Party
George goes to break his $100 bill, by buying a pack of gum, a newspaper, a Clark bar and a Penthouse Forum. The newsstand is around the corner from the liquor store, which is implied to be down the street from Royal Bakery.

Rinitze (NOT REAL)
216 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Pie
Kramer discovers an Elaine doppelganger mannequin (“it’s like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together and stuck you on a pedestal!”) here, which she later steals from the store. George strategizes on how to get a suit soon to be on sale, having to trick a “fellow 40 short” into not buying the suit. Kramer mentions that the store is downtown, although the exterior is the Uptown Nautica store featured in “The Red Dot.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Pie
A “swishing” George (thanks to his too-tight new suit) has a meeting with the McKenzie people about a potential job, where they get likely food poisoning with a spiked chocolate cream pie meant for George.

ABC Studios
77 W. 66th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Stand-In
Kramer and Mickey appear as stand-ins on “All My Children,” and Mickey has a moral dilemma over whether to wear lifts in his shoes. “Notes About Nothing” on the Season 5 DVD lists the studios’ location as 320 W. 66th St.

Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Raincoats
Newman catches Jerry and Rachel necking during the ever-romantic classic “Schindler’s List,” which he later describes to Helen and Morty as “a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!”

Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Opposite
Elaine is told by theatre staff that that her boyfriend Jake Jarmel has been taken to the hospital after being sideswiped by a taxi…but she then stops off for popcorn and Jujyfruits.

ABC Studios
77 W. 66th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Opposite
Kramer appears on “Live With Regis and Kathie Lee” as his first stop on his coffee table book tour…but is kicked off the show for spitting his coffee all over Kathie Lee Gifford.

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Andy’s Deli II
418 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Big Salad
George and Elaine pass by here in their taxi, where George brings up his issue over Elaine giving credit for the big salad purchase to Julie instead of him.

Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Chinese Woman
In a deleted scene, when Jerry asks George if its a good idea to head to Queens to confront his parents about their upcoming divorce, George responds with “I’m parked on Columbus, I gotta move the car anyway.”

Noreen’s apartment
212 W. 85th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Chinese Woman
Kramer heads over to Noreen’s to console her…and ends up spreading the Kramer name (by way of the Kramer seed, and the lack of Jockeys). Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Champagne Video (NOW CLOSED)
2183 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Couch
George tries to rent “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” to avoid reading the book for his book club, but is unable to when it is already rented out. Not one to give up, he ends up reading the store’s computer screen to track down the renter’s home address.

Angelo’s Shoe Repair
228 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Gymnast
Jerry and Katya are shown parked outside here, discussing Nicolae Ceaucescu’s reign as leader of Romania.

Tim Whatley’s apartment
W. 77th St., between Central Park W. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Mom And Pop Store
The gang (except maybe Jerry, deemed a “troublemaker”) is invited to watch the Macy’s Day Parade from Tim’s apartment. George seeks a bite-mark analysis of Jon Voight’s pencil, and Jerry inadvertently pops Woody Woodpecker. The parade balloons were inflated every year on both sides of American Museum of Natural History, thus Tim’s apartment would be on 77th between Central Park and Columbus.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Secretary
Jerry, Kramer and Elaine go to see a movie, where Jerry spots his dry cleaner wearing his coat, and Kramer meets Uma Thurman, writing her phone number down on Jerry’s dry cleaning ticket.

Angelo’s Shoe Repair
228 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Race
Jerry picks up Lois from here, where she tells him her job is on the line if the race with Duncan Meyer doesn’t go down.

Pappardella
316 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Switch
George goes on a date with Nina the model, and begins worrying about her potentially “refunding” her meals.

Tim Whatley’s apartment
W. 77th St., between Central Park W. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Label Maker
Elaine gets herself invited up to Tim’s apartment, so she can determine if her Label Baby Junior was actually re-gifted to Jerry.

Scott Thomas’ apartment
205 West End Ave., Apt. 25U, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Label Maker
George and Bonnie use the label maker to label Scott’s moving boxes, which fall off in the mail truck, and become, according to Newman and the US Postal Service, “FREEBIES!”

Metropolitan Opera
30 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Beard
Elaine works as a “beard” for a gay friend in front of his boss at a performance of “Swan Lake”…and later tries to get him to “switch teams.”

Riverside Memorial Chapel
180 W. 76th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Kiss Hello
Elaine and Wendy drive by here, with Wendy asking about Kramer being single and “if there’s anything wrong with him.”

ProFitness Physical Therapy (NOW CLOSED)
1841 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 59th Street – Columbus Circle (A,B,C,D)
The Kiss Hello
Wendy’s physiotherapy office is here, where George gets a cancellation fee, but can’t get one back from the “delicate genius.” Wendy later tries to charge Elaine for therapy, after she caused her to injure her elbow lugging skis home, after Wendy refused to drive her there.

Manhattan Sports (NOW CLOSED)
2188 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Jimmy
George tries to pitch Jimmy’s training shoes to a sporting goods store, but fails miserably in his attempts to jump high.

Pappardella
316 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Doodle
Jerry, Shelly, George and Paula go on a double-date…where Jerry busts Shelly for putting pecans in her mouth and putting them back on the plate, and George sees Paula’s doodle of him on a napkin.

Lincoln Center For The Performing Arts
70 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Doodle
George, angry with Paula, says “I suppose we could go to Lincoln Center and I can wear sneakers and jeans, and that would be fine too!”…to which Paula invites George to drape himself in velvet.

Shelly’s apartment
270 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Doodle
Shelly tries making Jerry use her toothbrush…forcing their breakup after Jerry refuses in disgust. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

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Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Engagement
Jerry goes to see “Firestorm,” while Susan drags George to see “The Muted Heart” with Glenn Close and Sally Field.

Rabbi Kirschbuam’s apartment
16 W. 75th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Postponement
Elaine visits Rabbi Kirschbaum for counsel regarding her jealousy of George’s engagement, but she quickly learns that the Rabbi has a very big mouth.

Cineplex Odeon Regency (NOW CLOSED)
1987 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Postponement
Jerry and Kramer go here to see “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” but Kramer burns his thigh by navigating the theatre aisles with a burning-hot latte in his pant waist.

Avery Fisher Hall
10 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Maestro
The Maestro mentions Leonard Bernstein conducting the New York Philharmonic, whose home is at Avery Fisher Hall.

Rose Wine Liquors
449 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Maestro
Kramer and Jackie’s taxi drives by here as Jackie chides Kramer angrily for taking the deal without listening to the “plus.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Franco’s butcher shop (NOT REAL)
New York, NEW YORK

The Wink
Holly mentions she visited Jerry’s butcher Franco down the street, who Jerry claimed to “act all aloof” and pretend he didn’t know Jerry, which he likely didn’t. Holly mentions that the butcher is just down the street from Jerry.

West Side Hwy. (now Joe DiMaggio Hwy.), New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Secret Code
Kramer criticizes the FDNY, after hearing on his emergency scanner that they plan on using the Highway to get to a fire on W. 115th St.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Pool Guy
Jerry and Kramer go to see “Firestorm”, but get stuck sitting with Ramon the Pool Guy. Jerry, Elaine and Susan later see “Chunnel” here, ditching George once again…and George later snaps, screaming at the crowd in the 9:30 showing, when the gang was in the 9:00 theatre.

Sony Theatre Lincoln Square (now AMC Loews Lincoln Square)
1998 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Pool Guy
Kramer tells a caller to 555-FILK the time for the 8:30 showing of “Cupid’s Rifle” at this theatre.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Sponge
Jerry, Lena, George and Susan go out for dinner…and George accidentally drops a hint about an unlisted number to Lena.

Schnitzer’s (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Rye
Jerry tries buying a marble rye for George and his parents, but ends up in a fight with an old woman over the last rye. Frank, on Schnitzer’s ryes: “I’ll show these people something about taste!” This is the same bakery as “The Dinner Party,” except it was then called Royal Bakery.

W. 83rd St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Caddy
Jackie Chiles mentions that Jerry and Kramer spotted Sue Ellen Mischke at this corner without her bra, and their subsequent car accident happened here.

Pasta Vicci (NOW CLOSED)
410 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Seven
George and Susan go for dinner with her cousins Ken and Carrie, where George suggests the name Soda for Carrie’s coming baby.

Café Paul
61 W. 74th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)

The Seven
Jerry takes Christie here for dinner (“the food is atrocious, but the busboys are the best in the city!”), where he sees her yet again wearing the same top. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Peter’s (NOW CLOSED)
182 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Seven
Susan and George go for dinner, where Susan breaks the news that her cousin wants to steal George’s idea and name her child Seven.

West Park Medical Group (now West Care Medical Associates)
50 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Shower Head
Elaine goes for a physical for her trip to Kenya with Mr. Peterman…and fails, testing positive for opiates. On her second “pop urine test,” she resorts to using Helen’s urine, as hers is inadvetantly tainted with poppy seeds. She passes, but is told she has a 65-year old’s metabolism and may have osteoporosis.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Wig Master
Kramer is seen walking past the theater in the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, hat and pimp cane.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Calzone
Nicki gets Jerry tickets to a sold out show, leaving Elaine and Todd Gack to wait and see a different movie.

O’Neals (NOW CLOSED)
49 W. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Calzone
Todd Gack drags Elaine out to dinner with his parents, while arguing that it still technically not a date.

Mrs. Zanfino’s apartment
129 W. 81st St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Wait Out
Kramer babysits his neighbor’s Mrs. Zanfino’s son Joey, scaring him out of the apartment and into the streets with him thinking he’s Frankenstein, on account of his extra-tight jeans. Mickey then “stands-in” as Joey in bed, but is quickly caught by a horrified Mrs. Zanfino.

David Lookner’s apartment
300 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Wait Out
Elaine and David toast to their new relationship, just as Beth shows up, and Beth and David passionately reconcile.

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Isabella’s (NOW CLOSED)
359 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Fatigues
Jerry goes for dinner with Abby, where he gets an understanding of the mentor-mentee relationship.

Café Paul
61 W. 74th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)

The Checks
Elaine and Brett are out for dinner, discussing Karl Farbman furniture until Brett is stopped dead in his tracks by the song “Desperado.” Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Kenny Rogers Roasters (NOW CLOSED)
2055 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Chicken Roaster
A location of the chain opens near the gang, whose sign burns a bright red light directly into Kramer’s apartment. They are forced to close when Jerry ruins the food with Bob Sacamano’s nutria hat, forcing assistant manager Seth to shut down the store.

O’Neals (NOW CLOSED)
49 W. 64th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Abstinence
Elaine discovers that her boyfriend Ben isn’t really a doctor, but rather just a failed med student…and thus, “she’s not really attracted to him.”

Radio Shack (NOW CLOSED)
521 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Abstinence
When Jerry asks why his junior high school would want to screw with his head, Kramer retorts with “why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?” This Radio Shack was the closest to Kramer’s Apartment.

Columbus Deli
476 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Little Jerry
Jerry bounces a clown check at Marcellino’s bodega, who agrees to take it down only if “Little Jerry” throws his fight. Marcellino hosts a cockfight in the back of his store at 3:30 in the morning between Little Jerry and his ringer from Ecuador.

Schnitzer’s (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Money
Kramer berates his girlfriend Emily for talking him into getting a corned beef sandwich at Schnitzer’s.

Champagne Video (NOW CLOSED)
2183 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Comeback
Elaine goes with a number of “Vincent” film picks, until he feels betrayed when she picks a “Gene” for a chuckle, and stops making picks at the video store.

P&G Café (NOW CLOSED)
279 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Van Buren Boys
Kramer hosts a party for his new “financial venture,” but is kaiboshed from telling his pants story, as its now owned by Mr. Peterman. Kramer cannot divulge his Lorenzo’s story to George, who is actually now in trouble with the Van Buren Boys.

Pomodoro
229 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Susie
George ditches Allison for lunch here, since “everybody breaks up at Pomodoro.” Kramer later dumps George here on Allison’s behalf.

W. 85th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Pothole
The China Panda owner asks Elaine where they would deliver next if they cross 86th St. for her: “Then 85th St., Wall St., Mexico, 84th St…”.

W. 84th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Pothole
The China Panda owner asks Elaine where they would deliver next if they cross 86th St. for her: “Then 85th St., Wall St., Mexico, 84th St…”.

Elaine’s neighbors
W. 86th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Pothole
Elaine is forced to take up “residence” at the building across the street, using the janitor’s closet to order her supreme flounder. Elaine lives at 78 W. 86th St., so this apartment in theory would be on the north side of 86th St.

W. 86th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
The Pothole
George is forced to jackhammer open a pothole on W. 86th St. to retrieve his missing keys (and Phil Rizzuto keychain), but accidentally strikes a water pipe, causing the street to burst, and Jenna’s toilet to turn into an unexpected fountain.

Loews Paragon Theater (now AMC Loews 84th Street 6)
2310 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The English Patient
Elaine and Blaine end up seeing “The English Patient,” which Elaine despises. Blaine later leaves Elaine for her “friends” Carol, Gail and Lisa, as he can evidently only associate with those who love the movie.

Magic Pan (NOW CLOSED)
432 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The English Patient
One of the locations of Izzy Mandelbaum’s crepe restaurant chain. Jerry gets Kramer’s Domincans to roll crepes for the business, but they roll them too tight…sending many to the hospital, including Neil (Kramer: “that’s why you gotta get real Cubans!”).

Valerie’s apartment
46 W. 83rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Millennium
Jerry strives to move up the chain on Valerie’s speed dial, meeting an envious stepmother in the process.

Liana
324 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Millennium
Jerry is parked outside this store when Mrs. Hamilton surprises Jerry and tries forcing him off her stepdaughter’s speed dial.

Top Of The Muffin To You! (NOT REAL)
511 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Muffin Tops
Mr. Lippman turns Elaine’s idea for a muffin-top-only retailer to life, and cuts her in for half the profits in exchange for revealing her secret to baking the perfect muffin top. Thanks to eagle-eyed fan Bilita Mpash for catching the lighting store through the door across the street, which was located at 510 Amsterdam Ave. (and is now Kitaro Sushi), putting the muffin shop at around 511 Amsterdam.

W. 85th St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
The Muffin Tops
Kramer is seen driving The Peterman Reality Tour bus southbound down Columbus Avenue, crossing West 85th Street, pointing out to his riders that they can see his bedroom window on their right (“it’s the one that’s covered in chicken wire”). This is partially plausible, as the bus would pass West 81st Street, but Kramer’s Apartment is still 300 feet westbound from Columbus, meaning that in a moving bus it may be tricky to catch – although the chicken wire surely helped! Thanks to Bilita Mpash for the catch!

P&G Café (NOW CLOSED)
279 Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Muffin Tops
George mopes over his job loss, and runs into the tourist whose clothes he has stolen. He is later spotted by Mary Anne in the bathroom, only in his underpants. George mentions to Jerry that the bar is on 43rd St.

Lanette & Lyle’s apartment
386 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Summer Of George
Jerry struggles to figure out Lyle’s place in Lanette’s life, and to bump this “dude” out of the picture. Jerry eventually gets rid of Lyle, but can’t keep his spot as the new “dude” when he doesn’t have Lanette’s dinner party invitations in time.

Sfuzzi (NOW CLOSED)
58 W. 65th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Summer Of George
Jerry gets reservations for him and Lanette here, all part of Jerry’s whirlwind day with her, which requires George to “assist” in his relationship with her.

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Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
The Butter Shave
George’s boss Mr. Tommasoulo catches George running with his motorcart down Amsterdam Ave.

Amsterdam Ave., New York, NEW YORK
The Voice
Mr. Tommasoulo discusses catching George running down Amsterdam Ave. with his motorcart in his hands from “The Butter Shave,” and grills him for it.

La Caridad (NOW CLOSED)
2199 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Serenity Now
Patty gives away Knicks home opener tickets so she and Jerry can go for dinner here. Although other La Caridads exist in New York, “Notes About Nothing” from the Season 9 DVD claims this one was likeliest for them to visit, as its closest to Jerry’s Apartment.

Mr. Lippman’s apartment
219 W. 81st St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Serenity Now
Elaine tries explaining to Adam that he isn’t a man, forcing him to renounce Judaism. Mr. Lippman later tries to appeal to Elaine’s “Shiks appeal” by throwing himself at her, and when she recoils, he too renounces the faith. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Rabbi Glickman’s apartment
16 W. 75th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Serenity Now
Elaine visits Rabbi Glickman (called Rabbi Kirschbaum in “The Postponement“) to try and combat her “Shiks appeal,” but is also hit on by the rabbi.

Pottery Barn
1965 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Junk Mail
Kramer drops off all of his junk mail back here…to a very non-confrontational response. The closest location to Kramer’s Apartment is here.

The Juilliard School
60 Lincoln Center Pl., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Slicer
Kramer claims that he, posing as Dr. Martin Van Nostrand, is a Juilliard-trained dermatologist.

Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat’s apartment
164 W. 79th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Betrayal
Elaine is warned by Pinter’s parents to just send a gift and avoid going to India altogether, as they are not even going. This is the same building exterior as Peggy’s apartment in “The Apology.”

West Side YMCA
5 W. 63rd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Apology
Kramer studies other men’s shower routines in the locker room, eventually getting punched in the eye for doing so.

Peggy’s apartment
164 W. 79th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Apology
Elaine brings Puddy, a recovering germophobe, to help Peggy through her struggles in dealing with Elaine at work. This is the same building exterior as Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat’s apartment in “The Betrayal.”

Tim Whatley’s apartment
W. 77th St., between Central Park W. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Strike
Jerry, George and Elaine go to Tim’s Hanukkah party here, which Elaine describes as being “like Studio 54 with a menorah.”

H&H Bagels (NOW CLOSED)
2239 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 79th Street (1)
The Strike
Kramer discovers his strike at H&H is over after 12 long years, prompting for him to return to work as a “Bagel Technician.” Kramer goes on strike again when he can’t get Festivus off, but returns when he needs to use the bathroom. He’s eventually fired for accidentally dropping gum into the dough, and then continuing to mix it. The original location (featured in this episode) closed in 2011, but a new Upper West Side location has since opened at 526 Columbus Ave.

La Boite en Bois
75 W. 68th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Strike
Jerry meets Gwen for dinner, discovering “different Gwen” in the process, meeting the bad or the ugly Gwen, instead of the good Gwen.

Phil’s apartment
129 W. 81st St., Apt. 5E, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Strongbox
Jerry discovers that a man he refused to let in the building earlier not only lives in the building, but next door to Kramer. As revenge, Phil leaves his pet bird Fredo in the hallway, until Kramer silences it when it swallows Kramer’s strongbox key. Phil’s apartment is shown as 5E, which contradicts Newman’s Apartment, which for most of the series was shown as being 5E, and is shown as clearly being down the hall from Jerry and Kramer.

Darryl’s apartment
6 W. 77th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 81st Street – Museum Of Natural History (B,C)
The Wizard
Elaine visits Darryl’s to hunt for clues about his ethnic background, but ends up more confused than before. Thanks Erkan B. for the tip!

Housing Works Thrift Shops
306 Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Bookstore
George tries giving the book to charity for a tax write-off, but is again stopped by the flagged mark on the book. There are multiple New York locations, but the establishing shot shows that the store is along the M7 and M11 bus routes, which both head down this section of Columbus Ave.

Lisi’s apartment
W. 84th St. and Riverside Dr., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (1)
The Frogger
Jerry spends nine hours breaking up with Lisi, and frantically tries getting back with her when face to face with a potential Lopper. The building’s awning says 451, but W. 84th St. only runs to Riverside Dr., only to the number 350.

Tower Records (NOW CLOSED)
1961 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 66th Street – Lincoln Center (1)
The Maid
Kramer contemplates about how life in downtown New York is so different, including a different Tower Records. The closest Tower Records to Kramer’s Apartment is at this location.

La Brea (NOW CLOSED)
2130 Broadway, New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Puerto Rican Day
The gang is seen driving past here, where George complains of his “complicated” post-game appetite, before getting stuck in traffic during the parade.

Rabbi Glickman’s apartment
16 W. 75th St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (B,C)
The Finale
Rabbi Glickman is seen leaving his apartment for the gang’s trial in Massachusetts.

Schnitzer’s (actually Royale Pastry, NOW CLOSED)
237 W. 72nd St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 72nd Street (1,2,3)
The Finale
Mabel Choate brings up Jerry’s theft from “The Rye” when testifying against the gang during their trial, noting that she bought the rye from Schnitzer’s.

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Maryland

Maryland

STATE OF MARYLAND

Nickname: The Old Line State
Population: 6,045,680 (2019)
Capital: Annapolis

FEATURED EPISODES

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
The Stake Out
Elaine mentions she dreamt of Jerry with wooden teeth in the house she grew up in in Towson.

MARYLAND (map)
The Stake Out
Helen reminds Morty that Elaine “is the one from Maryland that brought you the chocolate-covered cherries you didn’t like.”

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
The Jacket
Elaine tells Jerry and George that her father is driving back to Maryland, which he spends singing “Master Of The House.”

The Center For Facial Recovery
6110 Executive Blvd., Rockville, MARYLAND
(map)
The Dog
Polone claims he was taken here after his hospital visit in Chicago, and thus why he couldn’t claim Farfel. Despite sounding like he is slurring the word “Rockford,” another Illinois city, in fact he is actually saying Rockville, in reference to this renowned facility. Thank you to Seba for the tip!

MARYLAND (map)
The Nose Job
In a deleted scene, Jerry asks Audrey if she plans on getting her own apartment or going back to Maryland, to which she replies “it depends,” referring to her relationship with George.

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
The Letter
Elaine lies to Mr. Lippman, and tells her she had to miss the bris due to her father’s illness back in Maryland.

Baltimore, MARYLAND (map)
The Letter
Elaine is kicked out of the owner’s box for wearing an Orioles cap to a Yankees game. Mr. Lippman later asks Elaine to wear the Baltimore cap again for another Yankee game, “to have a little fun” with his friend who has the owner’s box tickets.

Towson, MARYLAND (map)
The Virgin
Jerry tells Marla that Elaine literally comes from a broken home, as a cracked tree destroyed her home as a child.

Baltimore, MARYLAND (map)
The Switch
Kramer tells Jerry that Newman is in Baltimore, so he can let him into Newman’s Apartment to borrow his tennis racquet for Elaine. Instead, a horrified Jerry and Kramer discover Newman and his mother in the heat of the moment.

Baltimore-Washington International Airport
7426 New Ridge Rd., Hanover, MARYLAND
(map)
The Diplomat’s Club
Baltimore is one of the airports shown on the flight board during Kramer and Earl’s “competition.”

Chestertown, MARYLAND (map)
The Engagement
In a deleted scene, Kramer gets pulled over with Elaine and Newman, telling the officer they are en route to pick up wood for their cabin in Chester…town, which the cop questions, as he knows that is in Maryland.

MARYLAND (map)
The Caddy
Elaine mentions to Jerry that she grew up with Sue Ellen Mischke in Maryland.

Burning Tree Club
8600 Burdette Rd., Bethesda, MARYLAND
 (map)
The Bottle Deposit
The golf clubs Elaine bids on on behalf of Mr. Peterman were apparently used by John F. Kennedy at Burning Tree on April 15, 1961, just before launching the Bay Of Pigs invasion.

Oriole Park At Camden Yards
333 West Camden St., Baltimore, MARYLAND
 (map)
The Foundation
George, in talking at Susan’s tombstone, mentions that after the All-Star Break, the Yankees swept the Orioles “in four games…in Baltimore!”

The Caddy

712 - Caddy

The Caddy (season 7, episode 12)

written by Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin, directed by Andy Ackerman
original airdate: January 25, 1996

Elaine’s nemesis, Sue Ellen Mischke, “the braless wonder,” causes her great stress. George’s abandoned car in the Yankee parking lot leaves Steinbrenner to think he’s dead. Contrary to Jackie Chiles’ legal counsel, Kramer’s golf caddy offers advice both on the green and in the courtroom.

FEATURED LOCATIONS

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine tells the gang about Sue Ellen Mischke, “the braless wonder,” who she discovers was the cause of Jerry and Kramer’s accident, and encourages them (with Stan The Caddy’s assistance) to sue her. Kramer later discovers that Jerry was with Sue Ellen, and they argue over each other’s intentions for the lawsuit.

Monk’s Café
Jerry catches George skipping out on work, where he tells Jerry he is heading to the Ross’ rebuilt cabin, as he believes actually being at work could only hurt his chances of being Assistant to the General Manager.

Yankee Stadium
George accidentally locks his keys in his car, leaving it at the stadium for almost a week…ending up with disastrous (and “fatal”) results.

MARYLAND (map)
Elaine mentions to Jerry that she grew up with Sue Ellen Mischke in Maryland.

J. Peterman
Sue Ellen Mischke visits Elaine at work wearing a bra as a top, sparking a fashion trend for Peterman, the “Gatsby Swing Top.”

Ross’ “47 Cabin” (NOT REAL)
NEW YORK
(map)
George mentions the Rosses rebuilt the “47 cabin,” and George and Susan go for a getaway, where he realizes he needs Jerry to clear the flyers from his car, still stuck at Yankee Stadium.

Amoco
New York, NEW YORK

Jerry and Kramer take George’s car to be cleaned up, when they see Sue Ellen Mischke walking down the street in just a bra, causing them to crash while on the way back to the Bronx.

Jackie Chiles’ office
The Hippodrome, 1120 Sixth Ave., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: 42nd Street – Bryant Park (B,D,F,M)
Kramer seeks Jackie’s counsel, this time in suing Oh Henry! (“it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!”) heiress Sue Ellen Mischke for causing a major car accident for wearing only a bra in public. “It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!”

Costanza House
Mr. Steinbrenner goes to tell the Costanzas of George’s death…and Steinbrenner gets the business from Frank for trading Jay Buhner.

NEW JERSEY (map)
In a deleted scene, Mr. Steinbrenner promises the Costanzas that he will move the Yankees to New Jersey (fulfilling his threat first mentioned in “The Hot Tub“), and name their new stadium the George Costanza Memorial Stadium, or the “Costanza Dome.”

Manhattan Criminal Courthouse
100 Centre St., New York, NEW YORK
(map)
nearest subway: Chambers Street (J,Z)
Kramer and Jackie recreate the infamous “if the glove doesn’t fit” testimony against Sue Ellen Mischke and the bra in question that caused Jerry and Kramer’s car accident.

W. 83rd St. and Columbus Ave., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: 86th Street (B,C)
Jackie Chiles mentions that Jerry and Kramer spotted Sue Ellen Mischke at this corner without her bra, and their subsequent car accident happened here.